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ADULT Men only Beer Bottle Massager £11.19 @ Dealextreme
ADULT Men only Beer Bottle Massager £11.19 @ Dealextreme

ADULT Men only Beer Bottle Massager £11.19 @ Dealextreme

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Em, well it’s a 'special' beer bottle for men that you won’t get down your local or any supermarket. Refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach!
- New adult concept
- Creative beer bottle style
- Made of non-toxic soft silicone inner + hard plastic shell material
- With lubricant, comfortable & exciting
- Will shipped in random color
- Comes with English user manual

16 Comments

Are you supposed to bum yourself with it?

Original Poster

limp_biccies

Are you supposed to bum yourself with it?


No lol
http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/8587/sku530922.jpg
Edited by: "no1john" 18th Mar 2011

Why haven't I thought of putting womens bits on the bottom of a beer bottle before? Combines two of my favourite pastimes.

Sadly I only get to enjoy one, as i'm now tea total

limp_biccies

Are you supposed to bum yourself with it?



Is this your idea of dirty talk?

Having ordered something similar from there before, be warned... item comes with "SEX TOYS" marked on the box. Am sure the postman had a good laugh!:3

Original Poster

forest2002

Combines two of my favourite pastimes.


Beer + women in one handy bottle

What percentage proof is this? I have never heard of Pure Blonde, probably one of those trendy new lagers or something.
There is an obvious design flaw, the bottle will never stand upright if you use that novelty pencil holder bit!

Original Poster

limp_biccies

Are you supposed to bum yourself with it?


I guess you could if you are that way inclined (no homo)

Cracking comments so far. Heat just for the concept.

Good job it's not Bishops Finger!

Oh it's a fake vagine! Well you could get 2 and pop one up the bottom while you get jiggy with the other one

I like my beer from a pump, not a pump from my beer.

You know people will try and drink from one end whilst using the other.. so its kind of a middle man. Or woman!

I love the way it comes with a user manual.:3

don't know about Pure Blond ..they should have called it "Pale Rider" or even "Easy Rider"

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X) X)

is it a natural blonde ? do the collars and cuffs all match? you would need to buy fish and chips before the "drink" takes place to be more authentic
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