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ADULTS ONLY free vibrating "ring" post phone or email worth £9.99
ADULTS ONLY free vibrating "ring" post phone or email worth £9.99

ADULTS ONLY free vibrating "ring" post phone or email worth £9.99

just been reading scarlet which i get delivered and they are offering a free vibrating ring

there are three ways to get your ring

post - global health ltd ( scarlet free ring offer) global house , richmond place PL21 9RL

PHONE 08718710040 give full anme and adress and quote free ring offer

email send your name address and quote "free scarlet ring offer " [email protected]sex-toys.uk.com

only 1 ring per house hold / name over 18 only

i found the pic on yahoo images but the one in the mag is blue and much nicer looking !!

enjoy !!!!

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just been reading scarlet which i get delivered and they are offering a … just been reading scarlet which i get delivered and they are offering a free vibrating ring



Wouldn't it make it difficult to tap on my computer? If the bloody thing vibrates all the time it would make my hand shake.

And what finger are you supposed to wear it on?...............:?

Can I fix it on my tea spoon, to make the stirring easier ?..............


:-)

Now that's something everybody can enjoy.

Can I fix it on my tea spoon, to make the stirring easier ?



Tea euphemisms for sex could lower teen pregnancy rates overnight.

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what u all on about its only a ring . . . . ... ................ for ur finger......................... to scare old people on the bus and to warn off burgulars , ill run out saying stop right there or ill zap u with my finger laser i bet it works a treat .................

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.......................................pointing my middle finger at the culprit and doing a indian tribal dance ....................................................................... i cant wait

Do you have to give your ring size? or is it one size fits all?

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never knew it was TRIBAL DANCE from india ? idiot people dont know bout africa. and btw india got best dances tbh. bollywood n bhangra to name a few,

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gR8_mUndA;1505718

never knew it was TRIBAL DANCE from india ? idiot people dont know bout … never knew it was TRIBAL DANCE from india ? idiot people dont know bout africa. and btw india got best dances tbh. bollywood n bhangra to name a few,



sorry bout that i just got exited first thing that poped in my head :oops: no offence intended

So you can just email then. I'll give it a go, thanks. My wife can't wait....!

its for relievingb headaches just lightly press against the temple and sit back and relax:oops:

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Tarby25;1505894

its for relievingb headaches just lightly press against the temple and … its for relievingb headaches just lightly press against the temple and sit back and relax:oops:



ooooooooo sounds good paras dont really work for me :thinking:

gR8_mUndA;1505718

never knew it was TRIBAL DANCE from india ?



Well with 70 million in tribal populations I'm sure there are one or two dances to be had.

My sister rang me to tell me about the deal, so I've just emailed them. Can't wait to see my hubbys face when it arrives.

[FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="Red"]HEAT AND REP ADDED [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
:thumbsup: :oops: :whistling:

voted hot but i dont think ill get one the last time i went for a offer like this i keep getting sex junk mail all the time which is quite funny but got a bit annoying after a while..... so just be careful and tell them you dont want any more offers.....:whistling:

and rep given too

n00b;1505600

Do you have to give your ring size? or is it one size fits all?


Yep, I think you've just spotted the flaw in the offer. :whistling::whistling:
I imagine it's an address harvesting exercise to flood the market with sex catalogues.

Original Poster

thanks for the rep xxx

gr8 post
one complaint tho - I started a poll a few months back that got a little saucy and it got removed because this is a "family" site

but gr8 lets see how long this one lasts lol

... let's hope it doesn't fall off ! LOL :oops:

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any one thinking of proposing this valentines ????? bet she would be over the moon with this

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newskiller;1506057

Well with 70 million in tribal populations I'm sure there are one or two … Well with 70 million in tribal populations I'm sure there are one or two dances to be had.



oh isit ? i think its 100 million in india. and if 70 million were tribes then i fink all the call centres and all the it development in india wudda bin tribal development. and defo india wudnt ave bin worlds 2nd fastest growing nation. lol:p

shame you are only aloud 1 per household i bet anyone a tenner mine would beat theres across a laminate floor

mostwanteddirect;1508367

any one thinking of proposing this valentines ????? bet she would be over … any one thinking of proposing this valentines ????? bet she would be over the moon with this



:-D HEAT ADDED!

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gR8_mUndA;1508744

oh isit ? i think its 100 million in india. and if 70 million were tribes … oh isit ? i think its 100 million in india. and if 70 million were tribes then i fink all the call centres and all the it development in india wudda bin tribal development. and defo india wudnt ave bin worlds 2nd fastest growing nation. lol:p



yep cos that is the major concern when gettin a free vibrating ring, cant see how postin bout a free vibro ring can cause a debate on whos country is the best and also the reason british companies take there call centres to india is cos it is cheap labour

You can fit this on your jebend

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This thread has the worst spelling I've ever seen. Buy a dictionary.

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Mascherano;1511259

This thread has the worst spelling I've ever seen. Buy a dictionary.



oooo sorry if it offends you maby we are not all spelling gifted like you

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12ape;1511039

You can fit this on your jebend



wats a jebend :oops:

Mascherano;1511259

This thread has the worst spelling I've ever seen. Buy a dictionary.



buy a book on etiquette(spelt correctly as not to offend);-)

mostwanteddirect;1511736

wats a jebend :oops:



if you look it up in a dictionary you will find "Mascherano"

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lolllllllllllll any one got know places that do cheap dictonarys ?

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mostwanteddirect;1510472

yep cos that is the major concern when gettin a free vibrating ring, cant … yep cos that is the major concern when gettin a free vibrating ring, cant see how postin bout a free vibro ring can cause a debate on whos country is the best and also the reason british companies take there call centres to india is cos it is cheap labour



its not cheap labour. its jus the diff currency. now if we get nearly 2 usd for each sterling doesnt mean that usa is a half price country or its a poor country with cheap labour. lol

Hasn't this offer been on before?

It certainly rings a bell!:giggle:

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gR8_mUndA;1512351

its not cheap labour. its jus the diff currency. now if we get nearly 2 … its not cheap labour. its jus the diff currency. now if we get nearly 2 usd for each sterling doesnt mean that usa is a half price country or its a poor country with cheap labour. lol



for god sake do you want a vibrating ring or not you obviously need one to spice up your incrdibly boring life :roll:

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gR8_mUndA;1512351

its not cheap labour. its jus the diff currency. now if we get nearly 2 … its not cheap labour. its jus the diff currency. now if we get nearly 2 usd for each sterling doesnt mean that usa is a half price country or its a poor country with cheap labour. lol


I dont know where to begin telling you whats wrong with that statement

mostwanteddirect;1511736

wats a jebend :oops:



a willy! :giggle:

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12ape;1515109

a willy! :giggle:




:oops: lollllll is that wat u call it

woooo ordered 1 myself. nice find!

lmaooooooooo its not a ring for ur bloody finger its 4 ya mans thingamyigger
lmao
and i thort i was dumb hahaha
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