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Long safety matches 9p instore at Aldi Milton Keynes
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Long safety matches 9p instore at Aldi Milton Keynes

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Posted 5th OctAvailable: National
Aldi long safety matches reduced to 0.09p instore (Milton Keynes). Might be very useful during Diwali and for fire works.
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As opposed to short dangerous ones!
I can't seem to find the red tipped strike anywhere matches in the shops lately. What's going on? They are much more useful than these hopeless 'safety' matches.
89quidyoucantgowrong05/10/2019 20:56

I can't seem to find the red tipped strike anywhere matches in the shops …I can't seem to find the red tipped strike anywhere matches in the shops lately. What's going on? They are much more useful than these hopeless 'safety' matches.


They've been banned by the "Nanny State" EU because they considered them far too dangerous for us to be trusted with.
Oh gosh, aren't we so lucky that we still have the glorious EU Empire looking after our best interests. Saving me from strike anywhere matches has to be worth a billion pounds all on its own.
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