Aldi - ManFlu Drink - £1.49
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Save your money, paracetamol, honey and lemon with plenty of fluids.
Red_Robbo22 m ago

I bet this has just water in the bottle - non-existent medicine for a …I bet this has just water in the bottle - non-existent medicine for a non-existent sickness....


Untrue. I have suffered with this.

Woman will never understand. Imagine if child birth lasted a week! That’s man flu
Man Flu – The Facts…

1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable scientific fact*.
*(Based on a survey of over 100,000 men.)
2. Man-Flu is not ‘just a cold’. It is a condition so severe that the germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living in the rainforest. And probably loads of monkeys too.
3. Women do not contract Man-Flu. At worst they suffer from what is medically recognised as a ‘Mild Girly Sniffle’ – which, if a man caught, he would still be able to run, throw a ball, tear the phone book in half and compete in all other kinds of manly activities.
4. Men do not ‘moan’ when they have Man-Flu. They emit involuntary groans of agony that are entirely in proportion to the unbearable pain they are in.
5. Full recovery from Man-Flu will take place much quicker if their simple requests for care, sympathy and regular cups of tea are met. Is that really so much to ask? Florence Nightingale would have done it (THIS part cracked me UP)
6. More men die each year from MFN (Man-Flu Neglect) than lots and lots of other things. (Like rabbit attacks or choking on toast).
7. Men suffering from Man-Flu want nothing more than to get out of bed and come to work, but they are too selfless to risk spreading this awful condition amongst their friends and colleagues. In this sense, they are the greatest heroes this country has ever known.
8. In 1982 scientists managed to simulate the agonising symptoms of full blown Man-Flu in a female chimp. She became so ill that her head literally fell off.
9. Man-Flu germs are more powerful than He-Man, The Thundercats and The A-Team combined. They are too strong for weak, nasty tasting ‘lady medicines’ like Lemsip, so don’t bother trying to force them on a victim of Man-Flu.
10. While it may seem like a Man-Flu sufferer is just lying around enjoying DVDs of ‘Match of the Day’ it is a commonly recognised medical fact that the exact pitch and frequency of Gary Linekers voice has remarkable soothing powers.

Every minute in this country one man is struck down by Man-Flu. Women, all we ask is that each of you offers them a cup of tea, some kind words and your undivided attention and care. Then maybe, just maybe, we’ll beat this monstrous disease together…
thearbiter657 m ago

Untrue. I have suffered with this.Woman will never understand. Imagine if …Untrue. I have suffered with this.Woman will never understand. Imagine if child birth lasted a week! That’s man flu


Women's bodies are designed for childbirth so not sure why they moan about it so much? Our bodies are not designed to handle such a disease as man flu!! But we're strong enough to survive!! we suffer in silence!
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Save your money, paracetamol, honey and lemon with plenty of fluids.
Been in home bargains for months...
I bet this has just water in the bottle - non-existent medicine for a non-existent sickness....
Red_Robbo22 m ago

I bet this has just water in the bottle - non-existent medicine for a …I bet this has just water in the bottle - non-existent medicine for a non-existent sickness....


Untrue. I have suffered with this.

Woman will never understand. Imagine if child birth lasted a week! That’s man flu
Man Flu – The Facts…

1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable scientific fact*.
*(Based on a survey of over 100,000 men.)
2. Man-Flu is not ‘just a cold’. It is a condition so severe that the germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living in the rainforest. And probably loads of monkeys too.
3. Women do not contract Man-Flu. At worst they suffer from what is medically recognised as a ‘Mild Girly Sniffle’ – which, if a man caught, he would still be able to run, throw a ball, tear the phone book in half and compete in all other kinds of manly activities.
4. Men do not ‘moan’ when they have Man-Flu. They emit involuntary groans of agony that are entirely in proportion to the unbearable pain they are in.
5. Full recovery from Man-Flu will take place much quicker if their simple requests for care, sympathy and regular cups of tea are met. Is that really so much to ask? Florence Nightingale would have done it (THIS part cracked me UP)
6. More men die each year from MFN (Man-Flu Neglect) than lots and lots of other things. (Like rabbit attacks or choking on toast).
7. Men suffering from Man-Flu want nothing more than to get out of bed and come to work, but they are too selfless to risk spreading this awful condition amongst their friends and colleagues. In this sense, they are the greatest heroes this country has ever known.
8. In 1982 scientists managed to simulate the agonising symptoms of full blown Man-Flu in a female chimp. She became so ill that her head literally fell off.
9. Man-Flu germs are more powerful than He-Man, The Thundercats and The A-Team combined. They are too strong for weak, nasty tasting ‘lady medicines’ like Lemsip, so don’t bother trying to force them on a victim of Man-Flu.
10. While it may seem like a Man-Flu sufferer is just lying around enjoying DVDs of ‘Match of the Day’ it is a commonly recognised medical fact that the exact pitch and frequency of Gary Linekers voice has remarkable soothing powers.

Every minute in this country one man is struck down by Man-Flu. Women, all we ask is that each of you offers them a cup of tea, some kind words and your undivided attention and care. Then maybe, just maybe, we’ll beat this monstrous disease together…
thearbiter657 m ago

Untrue. I have suffered with this.Woman will never understand. Imagine if …Untrue. I have suffered with this.Woman will never understand. Imagine if child birth lasted a week! That’s man flu


Women's bodies are designed for childbirth so not sure why they moan about it so much? Our bodies are not designed to handle such a disease as man flu!! But we're strong enough to survive!! we suffer in silence!
HillyBilly8648 m ago

Save your money, paracetamol, honey and lemon with plenty of fluids.


Yes. Totally agree. Paracetamol, Honey and Lemon and plenty of Whisky. Works every time. 🤧💊🐝🍋🥃🥃🥃=😃 🏼
Not a word of a lie posted by @Captain.Banana
When I get man-flu my b****s ache, a woman doesn't get that, hence MAN-flu

Edited by: "zel69" 15th Jan
Kaos_KS1 h, 31 m ago

Yes. Totally agree. Paracetamol, Honey and Lemon and plenty of Whisky. …Yes. Totally agree. Paracetamol, Honey and Lemon and plenty of Whisky. Works every time. 🤧💊🐝🍋🥃🥃🥃=😃 🏼



Yes,,,, but,,, I HAVE RUN OUT OF WHISKEY!! NEED HELP... fading fast..........
zel698 h, 52 m ago

When I get man-flu my b****s ache, a woman doesn't get that, hence MAN-flu …When I get man-flu my b****s ache, a woman doesn't get that, hence MAN-flu


That sounds like mumps. Sorry.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1633545/
Edited by: "robatt" 16th Jan
1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable scientific fact*.

I agree that this is correct. I don't believe you will ever see Men, a year or so after having Man-Flu, getting broody "Oooh - perhaps it's time I had another bout of Man-Flu" - so therefore Man-Flu must be worse than childbirth.
Oh dear me , it's that time of year again. Here's some advice ....
Take paracetamol, plenty to drink and stop bl00dy whining, life's too short.
I hope some clown has not replaced the label on bottles of GHB.
robatt10 h, 51 m ago

That sounds like mumps. Sorry.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1633545/


No, they just ache
A waste of money at any price
Well wtf is an over priced vitamin c drink going to do for man flu?
Thanks OP If any of you have ever had a Kidney stone then YOU REALLY know what pain is. Though not as bad as Man Flu lol
Home bargains for 99p
Captain.Banana15th Jan

Man Flu – The Facts…1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an …Man Flu – The Facts…1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable scientific fact*.*(Based on a survey of over 100,000 men.)2. Man-Flu is not ‘just a cold’. It is a condition so severe that the germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living in the rainforest. And probably loads of monkeys too.3. Women do not contract Man-Flu. At worst they suffer from what is medically recognised as a ‘Mild Girly Sniffle’ – which, if a man caught, he would still be able to run, throw a ball, tear the phone book in half and compete in all other kinds of manly activities.4. Men do not ‘moan’ when they have Man-Flu. They emit involuntary groans of agony that are entirely in proportion to the unbearable pain they are in.5. Full recovery from Man-Flu will take place much quicker if their simple requests for care, sympathy and regular cups of tea are met. Is that really so much to ask? Florence Nightingale would have done it (THIS part cracked me UP)6. More men die each year from MFN (Man-Flu Neglect) than lots and lots of other things. (Like rabbit attacks or choking on toast).7. Men suffering from Man-Flu want nothing more than to get out of bed and come to work, but they are too selfless to risk spreading this awful condition amongst their friends and colleagues. In this sense, they are the greatest heroes this country has ever known.8. In 1982 scientists managed to simulate the agonising symptoms of full blown Man-Flu in a female chimp. She became so ill that her head literally fell off.9. Man-Flu germs are more powerful than He-Man, The Thundercats and The A-Team combined. They are too strong for weak, nasty tasting ‘lady medicines’ like Lemsip, so don’t bother trying to force them on a victim of Man-Flu.10. While it may seem like a Man-Flu sufferer is just lying around enjoying DVDs of ‘Match of the Day’ it is a commonly recognised medical fact that the exact pitch and frequency of Gary Linekers voice has remarkable soothing powers.Every minute in this country one man is struck down by Man-Flu. Women, all we ask is that each of you offers them a cup of tea, some kind words and your undivided attention and care. Then maybe, just maybe, we’ll beat this monstrous disease together…


Thank God someone is taking man flu seriously as last!
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