A screen reader could get you in trouble still. Always let the wife be in control, however in my household I wear the trousers it’s just she tells me which ones to put on (lol)
Luckily, HUKD isn't available in braille. :p
Let’s hope you survive if she reads HUKD!
Not on mine, that being said it'd be fairly useless to me.
Wife's wake? £300 just on celebratory drinks. Luckily, I have several Amex cards to foot the rest. Sadly, not Wetherspoons though. Gutted. At least the wife gets to survive a little longer.