Anti Wolf Defense Stick Tool - £5.42 @ Banggood
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Anti Wolf Defense Stick Tool - £5.42 @ Banggood

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Found 22nd Nov
Powerful Emergency Defensive Lamp Anti Wolf LED Flashlight

"It just likes a tough man"

"Can thump object"

41% off. Now you can finally deal with those pesky wolves.

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Do they make an anti Werewolf version?
They keep coming around on a full moon and knocking the bins over.
I written strongly worded notes, but they just ignore them.

What if Wolves Fans take their own to the match?

Best get one as soon as possible - there seem to be loads of wolves this time of the year

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Those wolves must be a real issue!

also does spiders

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Edited by: "oohflamey" 22nd Nov
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Best get one as soon as possible - there seem to be loads of wolves this time of the year

Howwwwwllll!!!!

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Those wolves must be a real issue!

also does spiders

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Edited by: "oohflamey" 22nd Nov

Do they make an anti Werewolf version?
They keep coming around on a full moon and knocking the bins over.
I written strongly worded notes, but they just ignore them.

I am impressed with the contents of this thread.

Coppers would have a field day with this, versus a trusty d cell maglight?

What if Wolves Fans take their own to the match?

Predikuesi5 m ago

What if Wolves Fans take their own to the match?


Ideal for Forest School, now that the bears are hibernating.

What about Zombies ?

You can just imagine the conversation, 'so where did you get your defence weapon' answer Banggood.

I thank you, here all week.

HUKD

Could be good as a priest on shoots

Have this anywhere there are not wolves (in the UK read everywhere), get arrested.

Have this anywhere there are wolves (Molineux being the obvious exception), get eaten.

Honestly if you expect wolves, take a gun.
Edited by: "Tyranicus66" 22nd Nov

this would soon be confiscated off you in this country,will stick with my 6 cell maglite.

Will this work on bears too?

32510465-6YqVD.jpgVIOLENCE TEST
Medallion ✔
Hard and lotus attack first ✔
Hard tooth lang head ✔
Portable ribbon ✘

The video on the site is pure class, it shows someone firstly smashing a walnut, then a watermelon, then a bottle... now comes the best bit, it must turn into a wand as they un-smash the bottle, and then break it again. Quality, I want one.

It is Xmas and, 'the wolves are running'.

DJDunk8 m ago

[Image] VIOLENCE TESTMedallion ✔Hard and lotus attack first ✔Hard …[Image] VIOLENCE TESTMedallion ✔Hard and lotus attack first ✔Hard tooth lang head ✔Portable ribbon ✘


The portable ribbon is so it appeals as a kids toy too, they can hold it by the other end and wave it around.

Do they do a smaller version for battling Yorkshire terriers?

If you think this is getting through UK customs unnoticed, you might need a slap of it on the head to knock some sense into you

Order now to have the police round your house just before Xmas!

Wolves are being brought back in Scotland but still don't think I'd need one. Gonna buy a couple though incase the local burglar makes the mistake of coming to my house

DJDunk20 m ago

[Image] VIOLENCE TESTMedallion ✔Hard and lotus attack first ✔Hard …[Image] VIOLENCE TESTMedallion ✔Hard and lotus attack first ✔Hard tooth lang head ✔Portable ribbon ✘


No portable ribbon? ..... pfft! I'm out!

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They'll be selling the 3 sea shells next!!
Edited by: "garlicmayo" 22nd Nov

dewonderful27 m ago

If you think this is getting through UK customs unnoticed, you might need …If you think this is getting through UK customs unnoticed, you might need a slap of it on the head to knock some sense into you Order now to have the police round your house just before Xmas!


UK customs don't have the resources nor the means to know what is really coming into the country unfortunately. They don't have the manpower to inspect packages, certainly hundreds of thousands of airmail packages like this would be. Sad state of affairs really.

Wow, the LED doubles up as one of those ***** flashlights you see in Steam asset flip survival games, attempting to copy Slenderman
Edited by moderator: "removed swear" 22nd Nov

garlicmayo21 m ago

[Image] They'll be selling the 3 sea shells next!!



Do you have any theories on how the 3 seashells are used for turd disposal?

As long as it doesn't have a knife blade, it'll be fine.

If it had a blade, the mouth breathing, self righteous, mentalists on here would be throwing hissy fits.

bananaman341 h, 20 m ago

this would soon be confiscated off you in this country,will stick with my …this would soon be confiscated off you in this country,will stick with my 6 cell maglite.


Why? In the eyes of the law this is no different to a 6 cell maglite, an overly long torch.

alexanderthenotsogreat19 m ago

Do you have any theories on how the 3 seashells are used for turd disposal?


I would guess that you use two in a clipper motion like chopsticks for the first pass then use the third seashell to scrape any remaining residue.

Yep. I've disgusted myself.

Derek_Horatio_Shatwell2 h, 46 m ago

Do they make an anti Werewolf version?They keep coming around on a full …Do they make an anti Werewolf version?They keep coming around on a full moon and knocking the bins over.I written strongly worded notes, but they just ignore them.


I was howling at this one

Just stick to the road and keep off the moors and you shouldn’t need this

richb301258 m ago

Why? In the eyes of the law this is no different to a 6 cell maglite, an …Why? In the eyes of the law this is no different to a 6 cell maglite, an overly long torch.


seriously??? have you seen the tip of this thing?obviously designed to do max damage to another person,and to top it off they give it a handle and wrist strap for grip.
Trust me even the police would not be allowed to carry such an item.

alexanderthenotsogreat1 h, 13 m ago

Do you have any theories on how the 3 seashells are used for turd disposal?


1 up,1 down and 1 to polish???

In these mean Glaswegian streets, I do need to be prepared to thump a few wolves

Who's going to be the first person to get arrested & charged for being in possession of an offensive weapon in public? Is it you?

richb30121 h, 13 m ago

Why? In the eyes of the law this is no different to a 6 cell maglite, an …Why? In the eyes of the law this is no different to a 6 cell maglite, an overly long torch.



It's completely different as it clearly states it's true purpose if to cause maximum damage.

SixtyFive2 h, 58 m ago

It's completely different as it clearly states it's true purpose if to …It's completely different as it clearly states it's true purpose if to cause maximum damage.


I very much doubt you’d be carrying a description of it with you. The only thing you could get done for is carrying an offensive weapon. It makes no difference what type of torch it is. A 6 cell maglite is exactly the same.

richb30129 m ago

I very much doubt you’d be carrying a description of it with you. The only …I very much doubt you’d be carrying a description of it with you. The only thing you could get done for is carrying an offensive weapon. It makes no difference what type of torch it is. A 6 cell maglite is exactly the same.


It's an offensive weapon & that's it. There is no debate in the matter as only a genuine idiot would believe otherwise.
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