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Are you have trouble with wolfs? Outdoor Emergency Anti Wolf Self Defense Tools Torch Lamp Powerful Emergency Defensive Lamp with LED FlashLight for £11.93 at Banggood
Are you have trouble with wolfs? Outdoor Emergency Anti Wolf Self Defense Tools Torch Lamp Powerful Emergency Defensive Lamp with LED FlashLight for £11.93 at Banggood

Are you have trouble with wolfs? Outdoor Emergency Anti Wolf Self Defense Tools Torch Lamp Powerful Emergency Defensive Lamp with LED FlashLight for £11.93 at Banggood

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you're on your way home from the pub through the streets of East london you have just picked up a large kebab with extra chillie sauce you turn a corner and right in front of you you see a big wolf what do you do?
Well now with the Outdoor Emergency Anti Wolf Self Defense Tools you too can cry out Wolf i besiege thy and give it a good thrashing or just drop the kebab and do one? or it just could make a great present for your grandma.

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they might get seized at customs!

Love the humour

If they only had a taser on the end as well...
Edited by: "steve1221" 10th Nov 2016

Yes officer, I am just walking back from the pub with my big stick just in case I get attacked by a Wolf, he can't be too far behind I just saw little red ridding Hood

steve1221

If they only had a Tasser on the end as well...


You spelt it wrong, and they usually do have a toss*r on the end. Ah, wait, you meant taser didn't you.

Master G

You spelt it wrong, and they usually do have a toss*r on the end. Ah, … You spelt it wrong, and they usually do have a toss*r on the end. Ah, wait, you meant taser didn't you.



I did, corrected! Thanks

If i lived in an area that had a problem with Wolves, a torch isn't what i'd be carrying around.

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TheSweeney

If i lived in an area that had a problem with Wolves, a torch isn't what … If i lived in an area that had a problem with Wolves, a torch isn't what i'd be carrying around.



​I usually just shout "Wolf!".
Sometimes I do it when no wolves are around. just for kicks.
can't see how that can go wrong.

I've never known a night like it. Probably worth having on the way home from a pint in the Slaughtered Lamb pub.

quite useful in the kitchen too, can use it for slicing melons and cracking nuts apparently

They're quite good actually. I keep one tucked next the driver's seat of my car. I've only had to use it as a torch so far though, not encountered any wolves yet, but you never know when you might.

Gynae Torch, can get my watch back now. Hot

hmm im not sure this will be suitable. there is no mention of wolves on the product page.

i should be alright though my house is made of sticks. unlike that moron down the street who made his house from straw that was recently targeted.
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