Artificial Foam Cucumber for only £1.33 from gearbest perfect for Valentine
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Artificial Foam Cucumber for only £1.33 from gearbest perfect for Valentine

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Found 29th Jan
could save a lot in the long run and hopefully will arrive before valentine......
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Seriously.... why is rubbish like this even being made?
nougat3 m ago

That thing really does frighten pussies


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That thing really does frighten pussies
Wilsh882 m ago

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Any ideas what it can be used for as its foam and bendy?
That thing really does frighten pussies
Wilsh882 m ago

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Seriously.... why is rubbish like this even being made?
PrincessJellybean47 s ago

Seriously.... why is rubbish like this even being made?


China.... enough said.
nougat3 m ago

That thing really does frighten pussies


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I thought i had a weird mind at times, but what the hell use is this crap. Freeze
Won't this get soaked fast. I can see lots of unhappy ladies with pickled sponges
Wilsh887 m ago

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That is funny...and their reaction times are specatular.
I can get a real one in Tesco for only 50p...
Muyhee2 m ago

I can get a real one in Tesco for only 50p...



Do you prefer bent or straight ?
Wilsh8813 m ago

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Thanks. Just made me laugh............Quite a few times
Is this comfortable for woman
Muyhee7 m ago

I can get a real one in Tesco for only 50p...


And you can make a salad once you finished.
maffeycourt14 m ago

Any ideas what it can be used for as its foam and bendy?



Put it in the freezer for a couple of hours, it'll be as good as a real one
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I can only imagine that there are absolute nutters sitting somewhere in China thinking up more nutty things to make, in full confidence that there are nutters out there in the world that will purchase the rubbish they create.
crocobauricus10 m ago

And you can make a salad once you finished.



And that too!
Buying this fake cucumber is sure looking a very sensible thing to do
crocobauricus28 m ago

And you can make a salad once you finished.

With natural salad dressing for free...
world book day 'snozcumber' if going as the BFG?? x
Cold because it is 'St. Valentine'. Forget the cucumber.
Why?
Like it would arrive before the 14th.
maffeycourt1 h, 42 m ago

Any ideas what it can be used for as its foam and bendy?





Eat it or take it!
Edited by moderator: "trimmed link" 29th Jan
Now there's another reason to send her to get condoms...
What the hell!!!!
Edited by: "YolkiePolkie" 7th Mar
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