ASOS sale now up to 70% off
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ASOS sale now up to 70% off

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What the hell is he wearing on his neck.
Think he works for Thomas cook on the planes ?
Couldn't decide which is the worst so posting both
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for the men's clothes do you need to send in proof of a tattoo before they will process an on-line order?
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Not sure where the top ends and the tats begin...
What the hell is he wearing on his neck.
Think he works for Thomas cook on the planes ?
ashfields22 m ago

What the hell is he wearing on his neck.


Tought u were talking about his tattoo now i relise what you mean:/ most be trying to dress as popeye
anyone found any thing nice from designer clothes range??
Couldn't decide which is the worst so posting both
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999kernow1 m ago

Couldn't decide which is the worst so posting both[Image] [Image]


Hahahha(cheeky) top
Looks like he should be in prison.
His tattoos are terrible. Not sure why they use this fella. Welp! Not voting just on the fact he looks rather dumb. 70% off can't be bad if you like certain items though.
for the men's clothes do you need to send in proof of a tattoo before they will process an on-line order?
NUS card holders get 10% off certain items, enter your card number in the codes/voucher box during checkout.
When you can't grow a beard so you have to colour it in instead...
Haha, the neck. Haha.

Ha.
This should be common sense but models who I don't have any resemblance to aren't going to convince me to buy the clothes they're wearing. I'm sorry but I don't have dreadlocks or face tattoos. Your company might want to appear progressive and diverse but you're only losing sales if I'm struggling to imagine myself in the item.
Edited by: "sparc" 3rd Jul
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You can't make this stuff up.
sparc14 m ago

This should be common sense but models who I don't have any resemblance to …This should be common sense but models who I don't have any resemblance to aren't going to convince me to buy the clothes they're wearing. I'm sorry but I don't have dreadlocks or face tattoos. Your company might want to appear progressive and diverse but you're only losing sales if I'm struggling to imagine myself in the item.


This is BANG ON. I only just noticed he's wearing a neckerchief around his neck!
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Edited by: "Silver.Grey.Fish" 4th Jul
bringbring1 h, 29 m ago

[Image] You can't make this stuff up.


Holy Sh...Wow. Genuinely thought this was a photoshopped joke pic...
ashfields9 h, 23 m ago

What the hell is he wearing on his neck.


Tactical covering of his love bites
999kernow18 h, 58 m ago

Couldn't decide which is the worst so posting both[Image] [Image]


The real crime against good taste here is the font you use on your phone.
Edited by: "ollie87" 4th Jul
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Who decides these new trends?? Do tourists really dress that way? If they do then why would anyone want to replicate looking like a total bell end? Why does he look like he’s in a lot of physical and emotional pain? Basically why??

Never has a sale made me question the direction of humanity so much!
stunnin19 m ago

[Image] Who decides these new trends?? Do tourists really dress that way? …[Image] Who decides these new trends?? Do tourists really dress that way? If they do then why would anyone want to replicate looking like a total bell end? Why does he look like he’s in a lot of physical and emotional pain? Basically why??Never has a sale made me question the direction of humanity so much!


I actually thought this was a (rather clever) stitch up, but it's on their main page

At least he makes me feel better about my legs...
Heat for reinforcing my next career choice, tattoo removal - it's going to be massive
Now I know what ASOS stands for, a shop of s**t.
Wow!

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It says a lot when sites like ASOS etc resort to sticking lads covered in tattoos , in poses so you can hardly see the garments but you get a good view of their 'ink'.

These 'models' seem to want to out do each other on the tattoo front too.

Ridiculous marketing.
ASOS = Nancy boys.
All ends up a blue blob, I blame Beckham.
stunnin11 h, 12 m ago

[Image] Who decides these new trends?? Do tourists really dress that way? …[Image] Who decides these new trends?? Do tourists really dress that way? If they do then why would anyone want to replicate looking like a total bell end? Why does he look like he’s in a lot of physical and emotional pain? Basically why??Never has a sale made me question the direction of humanity so much!



he needs knee high socks with them sandals to finish off the look
FatherTed10 h, 6 m ago

Looks like he should be in prison.


People from HMP don’t look like that or have tattoos like that if you’re referring to them. What world are you living in

First things first, gotta do a gang sign pose


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Hope you don't mind @bringbring , I've added some examples & links to your op, thanks for sharing, heat added
ashfields12 h, 6 m ago

What the hell is he wearing on his neck.


He's in the crips
I don’t think they ever stop with the 70% off. Either way, they have a great retailer! ASOS are great!
stunnin12 h, 56 m ago

[Image] Who decides these new trends?? Do tourists really dress that way? …[Image] Who decides these new trends?? Do tourists really dress that way? If they do then why would anyone want to replicate looking like a total bell end? Why does he look like he’s in a lot of physical and emotional pain? Basically why??Never has a sale made me question the direction of humanity so much!


If they made you wear these ridiculous outfits, wouldn't you be in a lot of emotional pain?
I'm sorry to ask this but... Is ASOS run by and for people on drugs? Or is this what is called tasteful nowadays? Not voting either way.
sparc11 h, 55 m ago

This should be common sense but models who I don't have any resemblance to …This should be common sense but models who I don't have any resemblance to aren't going to convince me to buy the clothes they're wearing. I'm sorry but I don't have dreadlocks or face tattoos. Your company might want to appear progressive and diverse but you're only losing sales if I'm struggling to imagine myself in the item.


Agreed. I've bought a few things from ASOS in the past and always been happy with the purchases. I rarely look on there these days because the models immediately put me off!
ashfields13 h, 50 m ago

What the hell is he wearing on his neck.


Something to hide his tattoos
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Girl on the right, hobo chic?
Edited by: "kelly1987" 4th Jul
ollie874 h, 55 m ago

The real crime against good taste here is the front you use on your phone.


What do you mean?
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