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Attention all the single ladies!!! Inflatable husband for a fiver @ Play!!!
Attention all the single ladies!!! Inflatable husband for a fiver @ Play!!!

Attention all the single ladies!!! Inflatable husband for a fiver @ Play!!!

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Fed up wasting you time with a washed up looser? Then look no further the ultimate and pleasantly proportioned pocket partner. Totally silent, this big hunk o'love has eyes only for you. That's right, no wandering eyes, ogling other women, and general bad lad behaviour.

At least with our product you get woman-time with your friends, and get to talk to a totally attentive partner, who doesn't interrupt with inane comments every few seconds. So go on revolutionise your world, take this aid to true marital bliss home and utter these word...


All your friends will like him...
He won't upset your parents...
Always willing to please...
He's not really into his football...
Never breaks wind...
Eternally faithful...
Good listener...
Useful flotation device...surely the perfect man?

Great x-mas prezzie?

16 Comments

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I wonder what he looks like nekid. oO
Edited by: "whateveryouwant" 13th Dec 2010

lol just brought this for the wife, cant wait to see her face when the inlaws are here xmas day and she unwraps this.

out of stock 4 now

No good posting this on here ... all women are in the kitchen ... OR SHOULD BE!!!!!

I'm sure he'll be very popular. I mean, he won't be moody, moan, bark orders - life would be bliss!!

he'll also stay up all night!

I'd buy but the missus will only nag at me and him about what a waste of money he is.
Not fair putting him through that!

Ooooh just what I need!

threesome! Man - Woman - Inflatable Man sandwich

oO this may also appeal to some special men....with there head in the closet

i wonder were the part is to blow in to it lol

PICS?!?!:p

He is only a metre tall! LOL

its not all about size lol!!!!

nilrem

He is only a metre tall! LOL



You'll have to put him up to it then!

nilrem

He is only a metre tall! LOL



Nothing a couple of copies of the Yellow Pages can't sort out
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