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Banana Guard only £3.90 delivered @ Firebox! Now you can fill your stockings with bananas!
Banana Guard only £3.90 delivered @ Firebox! Now you can fill your stockings with bananas!

Banana Guard only £3.90 delivered @ Firebox! Now you can fill your stockings with bananas!

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We love everything about bananas: their colour, their taste, their texture, their versatility. Well the thing is, although we adore them in all their yellow, curvy glory, we hate bruised ones. Indeed, pulling one out of your bag and discovering it's been knocked about is enough to drive you...er, bananas. Yes, nature did attempt a solution by encasing the fruit in a rather funky outer skin but even that can't protect it completely.

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HAHA what a great idea, i'm going to get one

cheaper than one of these for budding cricketers

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/08/Cricket-Abdominal-Guard.png/200px-Cricket-Abdominal-Guard.png

what if you banana bends in a different way to the mould? lol

Might be cheaper to buy this than a dildo :w00t:

rimz790;3372217

Might be cheaper to buy this than a dildo :w00t:



Nah. A dildo's cheaper. :?

turdburglar;3372682

Nah. A dildo's cheaper. :?



But then what would you do with the banana :oops::oops:

Banned

thanks for the tip, this was on my little boys xmas list but was holding off as they are so expensive, great save, thanks x

nkje02;3372049

what if you banana bends in a different way to the mould? lol



Yes I was wondering the same! Do we have to select our banana's to fit the mould? :oops:

I presume the mould is shaped to conform to EU banana bendiness standards

nkje02;3372049

what if you banana bends in a different way to the mould? lol



I was just going to pose that question myself lol! :-D :-D :-D

boonkoh;3376355

I presume the mould is shaped to conform to EU banana bendiness standards … I presume the mould is shaped to conform to EU banana bendiness standards



Lol! :-D

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londonbloke;3376436

Lol! :-D



haven't they just thrown those standards out now? or it's coming soon saw it in the news

it doesnt fit all banana as i have one

bargainhunter5;3376594

it doesnt fit all banana as i have one



Maybe your banana is mis-shapen and doesn't quite meet EU standards...:-D

I was bought one (oh joy!), and it is the biggest waste of space/money ever.
Buy it for your enemies, not your loved ones.

Banned

nkje02;3372049

what if you banana bends in a different way to the mould? lol



The way the guard is curved means that virtually all bananas fit. If it it more curved, you put it at the more curved end. If it is less curved, it goes towards the straighter end. We have had a couple of these for about three years. If I remember, we got them from lakeside for about £2 each (when they were half price). They do protect bananas quite well, especially if you chuck lots of stuff in your bag, but they are quite a bit bigger than a regular banana, so take up space.

I'll buy one and stick it down the front of my trousers, that should attract some interest from the ladies on nights out.

I think this is anti-Christian because according to this video augmenting your natural banana disproves the existence of God. Or something.

youtube.com/wat…yR4

jukkie;3376691

I'll buy one and stick it down the front of my trousers, that should … I'll buy one and stick it down the front of my trousers, that should attract some interest from the ladies on nights out.



Way-to-go overpromise and underdeliver ... you must be a salesman? :whistling:

As a previous lunch helper at school, the first time a child produced one of these from his lunch box there were many a strange look from the staff!

They do look very rude and you do need to have a banana with no too much bend in it.

£3.95 on ]Amazon if they run out - or if the voucher runs out

£3.09 delivered from ebay seller, just search for banana guard and select buy it now option and list cheapest including p&p.

jukkie;3376691

I'll buy one and stick it down the front of my trousers, that should … I'll buy one and stick it down the front of my trousers, that should attract some interest from the ladies on nights out.



Will your Banana have four skins? ;-)

I love firebox for using the Local Collect service.

Cold from me..

Can't see that it'd be any use if it doesn't fit all bananas. A novel idea.. but to be honest.. thats about all it is.

can we forget the banana answers , lets get back to the dildo's

pspr33;3377253

I love firebox for using the Local Collect service.



I love firebox for the free sweets in every order!

Banned

So.....how long will this preserve the banana from its formiddable deterioration?

Why would you double bag? A banana already has protection and it's called the skin.

jazid;3376640

I was bought one (oh joy!), and it is the biggest waste of space/money … I was bought one (oh joy!), and it is the biggest waste of space/money ever. Buy it for your enemies, not your loved ones.



My Dad bought me one for my birthday.:-(

One of my colleagues has had one for several years. Each day he has a banana as a snack. It works fine for all bananas that you are likely to encounter in british shops, and means it is safe to leave the banana at the bottom of a bag.

£3.99 from hawkins Bazaar if you have one near you & don't mind spending the extra 9p!

hawkin.com/fin…rue

Banned

This has got to be the biggest waste of time ever only beaten maybe by those tennis racket and golt club add ons for the wii mote!

Acky;3377997

Why would you double bag? A banana already has protection and it's called … Why would you double bag? A banana already has protection and it's called the skin.



I throw so many banana's away as they keep getting squashed in my 5yr olds lunch bag. The skin does not protect the banana from being squashed when other lunchbags are being piled on top of your own!

Some might not find this a problem, but I think this is a useful gadget to solve a problem many of us have with our LO's lunches!

Oh and gosh I found a banana in the bottom of my hand bag a few weeks back - not a pretty sight!:oops:

turdburglar;3372682

Nah. A dildo's cheaper. :?



Oh ok :?
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