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Banggood. Outdoor Emergency Anti Wolf Self Defense Tools Torch Lamp Powerful Emergency Defensive Lamp with LED FlashLight - £6.03
Banggood. Outdoor Emergency Anti Wolf Self Defense Tools Torch Lamp Powerful Emergency Defensive Lamp with LED FlashLight - £6.03

Banggood. Outdoor Emergency Anti Wolf Self Defense Tools Torch Lamp Powerful Emergency Defensive Lamp with LED FlashLight - £6.03

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Might come in handy for that awkward moment when you find yourself face to face with a wolf.

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Liam Neeson could have done with that.

http://img.banggood.com/thumb/water/oaupload/banggood/images/A3/F5/e32ed5a4-1d7a-47bf-922a-b2191df8bfcc.jpg

any anti-zombie kit?

Anti Wolf? Is that the MIL?

I still think the police would class this as a weapon despite the "torch" function.

Ordered

I'm sure someone could fit a capacitor in that frame...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/08/14/10/2B5B29B000000578-3197477-Wolf_whose_real_name_is_Michael_Van_Wijk_has_ditched_his_tradema-a-26_1439542987622.jpg

I don't think i'd need a stick to beat this old codger X)

Baseball bat with a torch. I'm in

I have no idea what that is, but I want one.

daBluone

I still think the police would class this as a weapon despite the "torch" … I still think the police would class this as a weapon despite the "torch" function.


No different from an 6 D cell lag light that's been legal for years.

Ordered. Thanks.

ordered a 100 to start an army. lol

Anyone know how the authorities would take to you having this in ur car?

Sharpharp

Anyone know how the authorities would take to you having this in ur car?



​I'd say it's got all the attributes of a made offensive weapon and likely to get you nicked.

Sharpharp

Anyone know how the authorities would take to you having this in ur car?


Offensive weapon. No justification for having it. Just keep a tire iron under the seat like the rest of us!

Tyranicus66

Offensive weapon. No justification for having it. Just keep a tire iron … Offensive weapon. No justification for having it. Just keep a tire iron under the seat like the rest of us!



Excellent, can these be modified for stunning effect?

Oneday77

No different from an 6 D cell lag light that's been legal for years.



The Maglite is legal because is a torch, trying to explain a baseball bat with a torch is gonna be a tuff one

Saying that ordered one a few weeks back

Not going to go into the weapons law in the UK right now as its a minefield, but basically nothing is classed as a offensive weapon and everything is classed as a offensive weapon oO

ie....

Plod: whats that 6D maglite for ?

You: Hitting people ............= Your done

You: Shining light .................= Your fine


But anything that looks like a offensive weapon will get you done ............ie: a baseball bat with flashlight X)


Ok behind the back door at home tho oO

daBluone

I still think the police would class this as a weapon despite the … I still think the police would class this as a weapon despite the "torch" function.

Crown Prosecution Service

Section 1 of the Prevention of Crime Act 1953 prohibits the possession in … Section 1 of the Prevention of Crime Act 1953 prohibits the possession in any public place of an offensive weapon without lawful authority or excuse. (Archbold 24-106a.)The term 'offensive weapon' is defined as: "any article made or adapted for use to causing injury to the person, or intended by the person having it with him for such use".



Except this has been entirely designed from the ground up to be an offensive weapon with a torch in it. It would be completely illegal and carrying it even for use as a torch would not pass the muster to avoid getting lifted by any police officer.

Yes a multi C/D battery torch can be used as a weapon but it's not got a grab handle built in to make it as such. Almost anything can be used as a weapon in the right hands. A piece of paper can be a deadly weapon if used correctly.



Emphasis mine, this item falls under the guidance of made for this purpose, there being 3 areas of offensive weapons, made, adapted or intended. This part being the relevant section.

- any article made to causing injury to the person

Your other generic large torch falls under the other heading of intended, but the police have to prove that intent if you're carrying the torch with you. If you're out for a walk and have it with you I'd be willing to guarantee they could say nothing to you unless you start doing something with it.

Furthermore how this is still up I will never know as it's patently obvious to anyone with any sense that this item would be illegal to own, possess or carry in public.

Edited by: "Astec123" 27th Dec 2016

The video is hilarious.

I'm buying a load of water melons, gonna have me some fun stress relief....
Edited by: "superflyguy" 27th Dec 2016

paolo



ordered but gonna be dissapointed if it doesn't arrive with the two models

Neegan needs an upgrade

Darthballs

Neegan needs an upgrade


Thanks for reminding me i need to start watching that again.

Oneday77

No different from an 6 D cell lag light that's been legal for years.



​Sshhh.... That's what I've got next to my bed.

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superflyguy

The video is hilarious.I'm buying a load of water melons, gonna have me … The video is hilarious.I'm buying a load of water melons, gonna have me some fun stress relief....


Agreed, it was like a scene from step brothers

Dragon32

​Sshhh.... That's what I've got next to my bed.


I think that's your fleshlight mate

my mate got pulled and searched as his car "matched" the description of a wanted car. He had one of these in the back of his seat and they seized it with no further action taken.

Oneday77

No different from an 6 D cell lag light that's been legal for years.



Was that a Freudian slip?

it's not even a decent torch...
Lumen: 200-240

japes

it's not even a decent torch...Lumen: 200-240


It's not a torch

Won't get through customs

Sambat

Won't get through customs



Do they open every parcel?
Edited by: "allginger" 27th Dec 2016

Sharpharp

Excellent, can these be modified for stunning effect?


Ive wrapped mine in glitter, it's fabulous!

Police - Ello, Ello, Ello What's that contraption for?

Me - It's an anti-wolf defense tool officer. I purchased it on the tinterweb....

Police - Wolves are extinct in the UK....

Me - It also has a light. That's what its for honest.

Police - Your nicked sunshine.

Think ill give it a miss....

Sharpharp

I don't think i'd need a stick to beat this old codger X)


Thought that was Putin for a moment...

From BangGood. oO
can't say I have ever heard of it

at least you can see the person with the torch on.

Granddaughter is in a rounders team . I carry her spare bat under my drivers seat !

check shipping, one up from the cheapest / slowest is also free!
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