Behold the Kickmen (Steam/PC) - Save 10% - £2.51
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Behold the Kickmen (Steam/PC) - Save 10% - £2.51

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Found 20th Jul
Do you love the bountiful game? Do you want to run up and down and round the circular pitch? Do you want to do some goals?

Save 10% on the year's best worst football soccer game and you too can do all of those things and much, much more.

Also includes: Bullet Time, Kissing, Dreadful Branching Melodramatic Career Story

"A solid 6-or-7 out of 10 game"
- Dan Marshall, creator of Beyond the Kickmen

"BEHOLD THE KICKMEN started as a silly Twitter joke, and evolved like a beautiful flower into the year's least-exciting and mostly-incorrect Football Simulation. It's football, as seen through the eyes of someone with no understanding of, or interest in, the Laws of Football.

Start at the bottom of the Big Boring British Football Spreadsheet system and grind your way up, gruelling match after gruelling match, to become the best at the football that anyone's ever seen, and win the World Cup for your mantelpiece.

FEATURES: Kicking, Passing, Tackling, Squad Management and Doing Goals over and over. There's even a full Story mode, crammed with overblown melodrama and inane decisions to be made.

TWO WAYS TO PLAY! Hate football? No problem! The entire game can be re-skinned at the flip of a switch into a Dystopian Future Bloodsport!"

5 Comments

Have been really looking forward to this. Also highly recommend following its creator on Twitter @Danthat
Edited by: "gaelforce" 20th Jul

Lol, I completely forgot about this, which is funny as about a year ago I submitted some audio of me shouting nonsense into a microphone as potential crowd noise. Dan put an article on his blog saying he was looking for free sound clips of anything daft. Will have to buy this just to check to see if I'm in it lol

jeccius

Lol, I completely forgot about this, which is funny as about a year ago I … Lol, I completely forgot about this, which is funny as about a year ago I submitted some audio of me shouting nonsense into a microphone as potential crowd noise. Dan put an article on his blog saying he was looking for free sound clips of anything daft. Will have to buy this just to check to see if I'm in it lol



Same here.

I'd also totally forgot about this game. I'll have to give it a whirl.

Just bought it. Thanks for posting. This is exactly the football game I would have made, being one who enjoys video game football but finds the whole concept of real football (especially TV football punditry) preposterous.
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