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Body Shaping Briefs - probably just the thing for burds who think they are fat - £2.99 at Aldi
Body Shaping Briefs - probably just the thing for burds who think they are fat - £2.99 at Aldi

Body Shaping Briefs - probably just the thing for burds who think they are fat - £2.99 at Aldi

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* 82% nylon, 18% Lycra
* Available in: Black or Nude
* Sizes (hip): 34-39" (medium), 40-42" (large)

Not available in small - but then again - they wouldn't be - would they?

Have you ever heard a guy saying- "look at that girl's really good small bum"? Now you haven't - have you?

So perhaps there is no need for this product - as its just a fake media perspective using paranoia to make you buy things?

Although this is clearly a great deal - as you can address that paranoia for less - only £2.99!

How many times have you asked your partner - "does my bum look big in this?" - yet let's be honest - its only if your partner feels insecure in himself that you are going to hear "yes"!!!

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LOL! have some heat for that description!

Nice :w00t:

Banned

Getting these for my wife lol hope she don't take it the wrong way?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have some more heat for making me chuckle

burds??

never mind

Not really fair on the bloke that pulls the tubby girl wearing them.........:w00t:

Original Poster

Johnboy_1975;6979642

Not really fair on the bloke that pulls the tubby girl wearing … Not really fair on the bloke that pulls the tubby girl wearing them.........:w00t:



Get real - most girls are not tubby - its just Gary Glitter and Kate Moss who like women shaped like young boys.

Heat added for comedic effort.

Modern version of chastity belts if you ask me...look nice on the outside, no chance of getting any tonight, far too hard to wriggle out of!

and yes...I'm a lady...with a big enough bottom to wear some of these....

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb78/wolfskinbob/fatbird.jpg


loooool

Dontforg3t;6981418

loooool



trying to work out whether she's wearing em or not ? It hasn't quite made her look size 0

:-Dmade my day!

Hahahaha at the photo......you are too funny......

Bit of a brief description there.

heat added for making me smile

bluep;6980804

Modern version of chastity belts if you ask me...look nice on the … Modern version of chastity belts if you ask me...look nice on the outside, no chance of getting any tonight, far too hard to wriggle out of! ;)and yes...I'm a lady...with a big enough bottom to wear some of these....



same ere but i sure as hell wouldnt want to put myself thru the trauma of trying to get them on let alone get them off again LOL

rep just for the title, biggup

Hehe moose knuckle!

this is the same as guys wearing muscle shaped jumpers. A seems a bit vain, and fake to me/.

MisterMint;6979428

Getting these for my wife lol hope she don't take it the wrong … Getting these for my wife lol hope she don't take it the wrong way?!!!!!!!!!!!!!


trust me, she will!!

Heat added for comedy effort alone!

MisterMint;6979428

Getting these for my wife lol hope she don't take it the wrong … Getting these for my wife lol hope she don't take it the wrong way?!!!!!!!!!!!!!



If you do that the you better keep your eye on the new toaster deals for that new flat you will be getting in the new year :-)

love it lol! made my day from all the comic quips! lol!

I'll share my experience, the answer to "Does my bum look big in this?" isn't "No more than usual.". :whistling:

The answer to the question "does my bum look big in this?" can be answered in several ways.
I have tried many over the past 15 years of wedlock and find some work and some are very expensive.

Those answers that work:

1, Of course not darling you look as good as you did the first day we met
2, You look wonderful, stop worrying about your appearance (This one is the cheapest)
3, No!
4, I was thinking of buying you a diamond, what size would you like?

Those answers that don't work:

1, Yes
2, It's slightly bigger than you sisters, but your's looks better naked
3, I can't see, your blocking the light

:-D

MisterMint;6979428

Getting these for my wife lol hope she don't take it the wrong … Getting these for my wife lol hope she don't take it the wrong way?!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Throw a Wonderbra in aswell ' Darling , your bums too big , and your chest is too small ... whats for tea ?' :-D

love it, I wish more burds would get them...! have some h+R:whistling:

i dont know how these things 'shape', maybe they squeeze all the fat from the girls bum up to her waist so her bum looks smaller

An illiterate sexist, wow:x

LOL made my day, heat added!

Great,

Retardedness now stretches to hotukdeals.

A person who spells Birds as Burds.

Simpleton

Won't be getting one of these. I do have a big bum but my husband loves it so it is staying that way! :-D

hockeychick;6984720

An illiterate sexist, wow:x



I resisted the urge to add my observations on women hockey players. :whistling:

maxtweenie;6984837

I resisted the urge to add my observations on women hockey players. … I resisted the urge to add my observations on women hockey players. :whistling:



http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc270/rambler2003/jennsterger.jpg

I wonder if she wears bum shapers

Thanks bought the last 7 in the store.

My experience of body shaping knickers. Arriving at pub all my friends are stunned by how flat my tummy is and how good my bum looks. After dinner they start to roll down. Imagine their surprise when a roll of flab suddenly appears over the top. A few bottles of wine later and nature calls. Getting them off to go to the loo isn't too bad but getting them back on is a nightmare. I then decide someone should make them crotchless for nights out involving drinking. At home later they are impossible to remove so a pair of scissors has to be taken to them. Now I'm not exactly an elephant bum but after three babies bits of me need compressing and/or lifted at times. These are great for making an entrance in a little dress but do not even think about eating or drinking. My friend's pair ended up in the bin in the loo and she got a bit chilly going home. Another friend pulled but the wimp caught sight of her jumbo pants, made excuses and legged it. Good luck to anyone buying them as a gift for the missus. You'll probably be minus a few teeth this time tomorrow.

STEVEWOLF;6984781

Great,Retardedness now stretches to hotukdeals.A person who spells Birds … Great,Retardedness now stretches to hotukdeals.A person who spells Birds as Burds.Simpleton



Gosh, easy up!! I loved 'burds' and to be honest I didn't think 'simpleton' I just noted that OP had finger slipped 'i' is next to 'u'. Simple mistake. :thumbsup: Honestly lighten up, the fact that 'paranoia' is spelt correctly should alert spell checkers here that OP is not illiterate nor a simpleton!! Please don't all go pointing out missing apostrophes as it will make you look even more petty.:roll:

Heat and rep.

STEVEWOLF;6984781

Great,Retardedness now stretches to hotukdeals.A person who spells Birds … Great,Retardedness now stretches to hotukdeals.A person who spells Birds as Burds.Simpleton



He's just writing it phonetically, you mong.

Monaco Blue;6985651

Gosh, easy up!! I loved 'burds' and to be honest I didn't think … Gosh, easy up!! I loved 'burds' and to be honest I didn't think 'simpleton' I just noted that OP had finger slipped 'i' is next to 'u'. Simple mistake. :thumbsup: Honestly lighten up, the fact that 'paranoia' is spelt correctly should alert spell checkers here that OP is not illiterate nor a simpleton!! Please don't all go pointing out missing apostrophes as it will make you look even more petty.:roll:Heat and rep.



Well said.

STEVEWOLF;6984781

Great,Retardedness now stretches to hotukdeals.A person who spells Birds … Great,Retardedness now stretches to hotukdeals.A person who spells Birds as Burds.Simpleton



He is obviously Scottish you Simpleton!

* pronounced burr dz
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