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In before the lame sex jokes.
And out! Lol
Awful stuff! You won't use it after first use. Goes sticky and bitty
2 in 1 !?

That's gotta hurt!
Chewitts and spit do the same job
Brownrooster

Awful stuff! You won't use it after first use. Goes sticky and bitty



You must be taking too long. Go quicker
Eggs

Milk

Bread

Lube


wait wut
It'll be a hard One to miss this offer
Lol
Dont really like it too much - the sensations ones are nice, especially the warming one.

So I heard

From a friend

On the internet

:-P
Brownrooster

Awful stuff! You won't use it after first use. Goes sticky and bitty


Good price, but if you are serious about lubrication ( like for more advanced play or just general great sex ) go for Astroglide : amazon.co.uk/ast…ide
Damm went to brid beach yesterday. Could had a three some :-
i have resisted the urge to make childish and immature comments.
but i have to agree its does go sticky after a while..
juicyjackie

Dont really like it too much - the sensations ones are nice, especially … Dont really like it too much - the sensations ones are nice, especially the warming one.So I heardFrom a friendOn the internet :-P



Tell it to the Judge!
id millenium is the way forward.
First come first served on this deal
http://oystercardjunkie.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/fatther-ted-down-with-this-sort-of-thing.jpg
Bought 10 for my daughter.
Just bought the wetsuit in another deal so thanks OP this'll come in handy.
phillyboy

Bought 10 for my daughter.



Is your first surname Fritzl by any chance?

Edited by: "fishmaster" 23rd Aug 2012
phillyboy

Bought 10 for my daughter.



I bought her 10 too (_;)
I bought lube before in boots. I was in a line with a bunch of woman behind me staring at me oO Then the woman serving me said "Oh it's buy one get one free. LUCY CAN YOU GO AND GET THIS GENTLEMAN ANOTHER BOTTLE OF DUREX PLAY".

Why can't they just sell these things in toilets like condoms
^ LOL
ether707

I bought lube before in boots. I was in a line with a bunch of woman … I bought lube before in boots. I was in a line with a bunch of woman behind me staring at me oO Then the woman serving me said "Oh it's buy one get one free. LUCY CAN YOU GO AND GET THIS GENTLEMAN ANOTHER BOTTLE OF DUREX PLAY". :(Why can't they just sell these things in toilets like condoms



That'll teach you to buy it by the bootfull...:)
Edited by: "spinynorman" 23rd Aug 2012
Brid does that to me too!
PSmith222

This could be a suitable cheaper alternative Lurpak 2 for £2 scanning at … This could be a suitable cheaper alternative Lurpak 2 for £2 scanning at 2 for 68p @ Tesco. "Go get the butter." Anyone seen Last Tango in Paris?



That's salted mate. No good for a balanced diet
Brownrooster

Awful stuff! You won't use it after first use. Goes sticky and bitty


Ah, you see, it's water based, so simply add a bit of water (or what ever 'fluid' might erm, come to hand...spit even.) and it's back in action.
I'm not getting laid - I just snuck in to read the smutty jokes.

There were plenty of Durex sundries on offer in my local store.
Turnip

I bought her 10 too (_;)

Thats impossible.
She's locked up in the basement.
who actually uses it as massage gel? its not 2 in 1.. its just 1 in 1 that costs more!
phillyboy

Thats impossible.She's locked up in the basement.



I know, I've had a key cut.
Jnoosh

who actually uses it as massage gel? its not 2 in 1.. its just 1 in 1 … who actually uses it as massage gel? its not 2 in 1.. its just 1 in 1 that costs more!



Um we do.... gotta love a guy who knows theres more to foreplay than taking his socks off. I would say I am not bragging, but I am.
this tastes really sweet and disgusting. Just sayin...
Great stuff, I...err...nevermind.

Voted hot.
juicyjackie

Um we do.... gotta love a guy who knows theres more to foreplay than … Um we do.... gotta love a guy who knows theres more to foreplay than taking his socks off. I would say I am not bragging, but I am.


Oh I.m confused now I thought 2 in 1 meant lube and a multiuse shaped bottle
Does it taste like chicken soup??
voted HOT!!! because its a rude item and thats what people do on this site.

HEHEHEHEEHEH TITTER LIKE A SCHOOLBOY HEHEHEHEHEHE .......LUBE HEHEHE LOLZZZ.....im really 45
Edited by: "red23" 24th Aug 2012
Anyone got any hands on experience with this stuff ?
maximoshark

this tastes really sweet and disgusting. Just sayin...



Spit sooner, then you'll only taste the sweet.
pwuk

Anyone got any hands on experience with this stuff ?



Tried but hand kept slipping off.
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