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Carling 4 Bottle pack just £1.56 @ Sainsburys
Carling 4 Bottle pack just £1.56 @ Sainsburys

Carling 4 Bottle pack just £1.56 @ Sainsburys

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Marked up as half price. Great price for 4 bottles! Found in Leeds, Moortown store.

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Original Poster

BEER TROUBLESHOOTING
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SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.

SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.

SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: The beer is too weak.
ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.

SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on the table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.

SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.

SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him.

SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.

SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.
FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they have free beer.

SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.

SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.

SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.


Edited by: "$ADZ$" 7th Apr 2011

39p a bottle cheap as chips....

Do you have proof? X)
Edited by: "JPS" 7th Apr 2011

Banned

Shame Carling taste like watered down beer...

None in 2 cardiff central shops, was in there yesterday buying beer.

location and ml please?

Original Poster

Leeds, Moortown and what's ml? ...

how much in each bottle?

m27try

how much in each bottle?


5 litres per bottle!!

worst beer ever

benrussell

worst beer ever


How very dare you. Call it beer, that is.

Original Poster

Duelling Duck

How very dare you. Call it beer, that is.



It's not THAT bad

Original Poster

JPS

5 litres per bottle!!



I wish
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