Cheap coffin (free premium upgrade) from Coffin Company for £99 + £95 P+P
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Cheap coffin (free premium upgrade) from Coffin Company for £99 + £95 P+P

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Found 24th Feb 2017
Massively reduced coffins, had my eye on these for a while, previously £150 but now reduced to £99.
Even better is they are out of stock so offering a free premium cardboard upgrade!!
Will safely support 17 stone.
I'm pretty sure this is national.
A dead good deal if you ask me.
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fantastic! now...lets continue that live suicide i promised reddit readers off i go
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Doctor told me if I don't stop coffin I may die...
£99 for a cardboard box!
barginfan

£99 for a cardboard box!



​hmmm, dead suspicious if you ask me...
Wouldn't be seen dead in that.
deadly offer
like the way this deal is placed in travel section
fantastic! now...lets continue that live suicide i promised reddit readers off i go
BigP50000

fantastic! now...lets continue that live suicide i promised reddit … fantastic! now...lets continue that live suicide i promised reddit readers off i go



Link?
wheelie bins cheaper
What a dead good deal!
I got one of these for the mother in law as a present for her birthday before last. Last birthday I didn't bother getting her anything. She said to me why "Why didn't you get me a present this birthday?" I said" You haven't used last years present yet!!" oO
Dait

I got one of these for the mother in law as a present for her birthday … I got one of these for the mother in law as a present for her birthday before last. Last birthday I didn't bother getting her anything. She said to me why "Why didn't you get me a present this birthday?" I said" You haven't used last years present yet!!" oO



X) X) X) (_;)
That's the Mother In Laws Mothers Days present sorted.. cheers OP, heat.
Killer deal though I wouldn't be seen dead in this.
From B&Q? oO
I'm going to use the heat from this deal to cremate myself.
Great toy or spare toilet paper storage.
dead good
It's the last thing I'd want to be seen in!
what is needed is a burial co-operative. locally organised.
I wouldn't be seen dead in something with that frilly lining! I think this is a bit too luxurious, I'll take a plain cardboard box any day - failing that, a bin bag
bouncy99

that is horrible, why hasnt it been taken down!!!!!



I'm too scared to look....
Edited by: "Minniemee" 24th Feb 2017
Shame it's not flat pack. Don't really have the room to store it.
won't need this. I'm never going to die!
Cold, its not instant light!
ublewit

Shame it's not flat pack. Don't really have the room to store it.


Get rid of your old bed. Put your cut-price coffin in its place with a mattress inside. Then IF you die, someday it can be used as intended.
handy for home removals or household storage,or sleepover if mother inlaw stays,multi functional.
decopage project ,personalise your box.
got one ,but it had amazon written all over it
litwoojczyznomoj

Get rid of your old bed. Put your cut-price coffin in its place with a … Get rid of your old bed. Put your cut-price coffin in its place with a mattress inside. Then IF you die, someday it can be used as intended.



Mmmmm, let me think about that........no.

*wondering if I could stand it up, put a rail inside it and use it as a wardrobe........:)
silly me ,i hadnt opened the box
I suspect DWP is eyeing these up with great delight..
£95 shipping ???? Might be good to stick a dead person in it and get a free return
Edited by: "Henlans" 24th Feb 2017
this deal would be hot if it was half price crematorium service
Lovely. In my cellar and full of earth from the home country. Comfort!

Bwwwwaaahhhaaahhhaahhaa
Are you dead serious about this deal?
Massively reduced coffin? I want one I can fit in, not one for the cat!
My father in law owns a crematorium service. He had a load of promotional items made up, including a promotional lighter. He didn't see the irony.
I'm not even joking.
What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs - except one's coming and one's going.
I told amazon I needed packaging to send back a faulty mannequin... now I have a free coffin with a smile on the box
Bulk discount? X)
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