Chlamydia & Gonorrhoea home test kit 10p delivered @ NHS (or the price of a text)
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Chlamydia & Gonorrhoea home test kit 10p delivered @ NHS (or the price of a text)

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Found 12th Mar 2009Made hot 12th Mar 2009
FACT: 1 IN 10 UNDER 25 YEAR OLDS HAS CHLAMYDIA!!!

Text the word TEST plus your Name, Age and Address to 84010 to receive your 'discrete' testing kit.

Or go to freetest.me.uk/ and find another provider in your area!

What is Chlamydia?

Chlamydia is the most common sexually transmitted infection;
Untreated chlamydia can cause infection in other parts of the body, sometimes with damage or serious long-term complications such as infertility

What is Gonorrhoea ?

Gonorrhoea is bacterial infection passed from one person to another during sex. Gonorrhoea is much less common than Chlamydia, but about 1% of people under 25 tested will have it.

36 Comments

for a moment then i though you had to stick a mobile phone somewhere to do the test :oops:

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Chlamydia & Gonorrhoea



What the hell are my solicitors doing on here and why isnt their partner Mr Clap represented?

Do I still get the free iPod?

I only clicked on this because I thought it might come with a free pair of Y fronts.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww Y fronts!:giggle:

iv been having unprotected sex for years with the absolute scurge of society, hookers, drug addicts etc.

Iv not been to get tested once and i have no intention of doing so.

Wouldnt waste 10p.

This is quite good actually hopefully will save a lot of youngsters from not finding out until its too late

scott1295;4625035

This is quite good actually hopefully will save a lot of youngsters from … This is quite good actually hopefully will save a lot of youngsters from not finding out until its too late



Only if they are on the mainland ................

Testing in Your Area

You are in the NHS Northern Ireland region.

Unfortunately at present your local NHS trust is not participating in the freetest.me service (or the free testing quota in your area has been used).

Alternatively, you may continue and purchase a freetest.me postal test for just £25.

If you thought you had it the last thing you would be concerned about is a deal

Thanks, just ordered one for all my married mates!

apparently here in N Ireland we are classed as a Member State, at least that what the DVLA in Swansea wrote to inform me when I bought a car on the mainland, wonder if I can clain my income tax and national insurance back seeing as I do not live in the UK?????

mistral;4625119

apparently here in N Ireland we are classed as a Member State, at least … apparently here in N Ireland we are classed as a Member State, at least that what the DVLA in Swansea wrote to inform me when I bought a car on the mainland, wonder if I can clain my income tax and national insurance back seeing as I do not live in the UK?????



ohhhhh let me know if that works maybe i can claim to be an asylum seeker and get a free house and lots of mainland taxpayers money !!!!:)

I've been itching to get one of these for ages.
Cheers!

Also not available in Scotland, it must just be England.

nikki_level27;4625373

Also not available in Scotland, it must just be England.



Funny I thought you lot got everything..

Oh wait, ofc you don't qualify for this as you will get it without needing to pay the 10p

:? riiiiight.....??

Not that i need one anyway! hehe! :P to add that in!

nunkey;4625348

I've been itching to get one of these for ages.Cheers!



if you're itching, it might not be one of these you got , perhaps genital warts lool
j/k

I can't get it here!

Nimm1033;4625050

Only if they are on the mainland ................Testing in Your AreaYou … Only if they are on the mainland ................Testing in Your AreaYou are in the NHS Northern Ireland region.Unfortunately at present your local NHS trust is not participating in the freetest.me service (or the free testing quota in your area has been used).Alternatively, you may continue and purchase a freetest.me postal test for just £25.



sure we dont need it here.. whats new!!!

Banana79;4626079

I can't get it here!



no nhs in bananaland thats why lol

Can't see this catching on.
Chlamydia is a nice name 'though and will probably make it into the top ten most popular girls' names before too long.

Banana79;4626079

I can't get it here!



Can't get what?

The kit nalag! lol!

128plant, rofl!

If I keep my skin on can I still catch it?!

branchinghenk;4625031

iv been having unprotected sex for years with the absolute scurge of … iv been having unprotected sex for years with the absolute scurge of society, hookers, drug addicts etc.




... right up to the moment his willie fell off!

:whistling::whistling:

Not available in Wales either (but can you catch Chlamydia from sheep?:whistling:)

ah fantabbytastic, that will get me lots of marks for my GCSE Applied Science work! thankyou!

cis_groupie;4627052

Not available in Wales either (but can you catch Chlamydia from … Not available in Wales either (but can you catch Chlamydia from sheep?:whistling:)



Yes you can. Very rare, but during lambing season be careful as the placenta can carry Chlamydia (some sheep are promiscuous).
Only other advice ... use a condom ... unless you can be sure that your chosen sheep has been screened

use a condom ... unless you can be sure that your chosen sheep has been … use a condom ... unless you can be sure that your chosen sheep has been screened


Better yet, just say "no" (or "baa!"):giggle:

not available in Leicester:x

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FACT: 1 IN 10 UNDER 25 YEAR OLDS HAS CHLAMYDIA!!!

When you think how many 0-16 year olds there are, many of whom are hopefully sexually inactive, a lot of 16-26 year olds must have chlamydia to make that a fact.

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mabccc;4650825

FACT: 1 IN 10 UNDER 25 YEAR OLDS HAS CHLAMYDIA!!!When you think how many … FACT: 1 IN 10 UNDER 25 YEAR OLDS HAS CHLAMYDIA!!!When you think how many 0-16 year olds there are, many of whom are hopefully sexually inactive, a lot of 16-26 year olds must have chlamydia to make that a fact.



True, but they can't target under age people for this, as 0-16 old's by law shouldn't have put themselves or been put in the position where they can catch it :oops:

FACT: 1 IN 10 UNDER 25 YEAR OLDS HAS CHLAMYDIA.
What a load of B*ll*cks. Does that include all children?

The text number on here is for Greater Manchester only.
I work for the greater manchester program, so anyone texting from outside the area will not receive a kit.

chlamydiascreening.nhs.uk/ This website will show you if free tests are avaliable where you are, just type in your postcode.

scunny;4653729

FACT: 1 IN 10 UNDER 25 YEAR OLDS HAS CHLAMYDIA.What a load of B*ll*cks. … FACT: 1 IN 10 UNDER 25 YEAR OLDS HAS CHLAMYDIA.What a load of B*ll*cks. Does that include all children?



'2 in 25 of 25 year olds and under that are tested are positive'. Doesn't mean that the same statistic applies to all 25 and unders.

HOW ON EARTH THEY would know your age? and i bet- lots of before25s are not interested in doing such test.
Alternatively- go to ur local walk in clinic ! and do "All in one Test" for free.

heh, got mine. damaged on delivery. nice .:))):oops:

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