Christmas **** (sense of humour required) £2.79 delivered @ Play

Christmas **** (sense of humour required) £2.79 delivered @ Play

Found 28th Nov 2011
Couldn't help but laugh at this. Good reviews too!

The product title pretty much sums up what the product is all about! What more can we say!
Bring some laughter to your friends and family this Christmas.
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what a pile of s**t !!!!
Original Poster

what a pile of s**t !!!!

Well spotted
Save yourself £2.79 and make your own poo for free!
Well if that's supposed to be humourous, I'll pass.

Save yourself £2.79 and make your own poo for free!

well actually they arent free

technically speaking, something has to go in for something to come out...
Cant see why this is cold most Turds are steaming hot.
Well said Borat....

Oh wait! Did'nt you.....;)
This is the second time this crap has been posted
Original Poster
No sense of humour then?
I see Mr Whippy's been round again.

No sense of humour then?

Ok, just for you cath


Ghost Poo:
You know you've pooed. There's poo on the toilet paper, but not in the
toilet. Where is it?

Teflon Poo:
So slick and easy you don't even feel it. No trace of poo on the
toilet paper. You have to look in the toilet to be sure you did it.

Goo Poo:
This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe twelve times and you
still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your
underwear so you don't soil it. Permanent skid marks are left in the

Second Thoughts Poo:
You're all done wiping and about to stand up when you realise...
there's more to come.

Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Poo:
This is the kind of poo that killed Elvis. It doesn't want to come out
until you're all sweaty, trembling, and purple from straining so hard.

Weight Watchers Poo:
You poo so much you lose several pounds.

Right Now Poo:
You'd better be within thirty seconds of a toilet. You burn rubber to
get there and it usually gets its head out before you can get your
pants down.

King Kong Poo:
This one is so big you think it won't go down the toilet unless you
break it into smaller chunks. A wire coat hanger usually works well.
This kind of poo usually happens when you're at someone else's house.

Cork Poo:
Also known as "floaters." Even after the third flush it's still there,
floating in the bowl. My God! How do I get rid of it?

Wet Cheeks Poo:
This poo hits the water sideways and makes a bigger splash than the
launching of the QE2, soaking your starfish.

Wish Poo:
You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no poo.

Cement Block Poo:
You wish you'd got a spinal block before you pooed.

Snake Poo:
This poo is fairly soft, about as thick as your thumb and at least
three feet long.

Morning After Poo:
Happens the day after the night before. Normally your poo doesn't
smell that bad, but THIS one... Usually you're at someone else's house
(normally a girl you're trying to impress) and they're waiting outside
to use the bathroom.

Mexican Food Poo:
Also called "screamers." You know it's safe to eat again when your bum
stops burning.

Boo Hoo Poo:
Makes you cry with pain and wonder whether your should risk the
stitches or go for the fuller figure.
I think this joke was worn out in the 70's.
im gonna wait till this ones under 1.99
is this the original Mr Hanky…ted
Edited by: "janz70" 28th Nov 2011
'Mr Hanky the Christmas poo! Hes small and brown and he comes from you!!'

No sense of humour then?

I'm older than 12 and therefore unable to appreciate sophisticated humour like this.
Its about time play squeezed a decent deal out, but this aint it.
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