Chuck Norris DVD Boxset £5.99 inc. del @ HMV

Chuck Norris DVD Boxset £5.99 inc. del @ HMV

Found 17th Sep 2009
Ttile says it all.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man and gave Jesus the gift of beard.
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the Earth away.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever!


Chuck Norris will know if you buy this and never watch it


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Chuck Norris will know if you buy this and never watch it

please sort that mullet out it hurts my brain

Chuck Norris challenged the Sun to a staring contest - and won.

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer; too bad he's never cried.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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If you had £5.99 and Chuck Norris had £5.99, Chuck would have more money than you.

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The official medical term for death is 'Chuck Norris Justice Syndrome'

Chuck Norris is the only person who can speak Braille.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

One more......

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other for a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his trousers.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

There is no chin underneath Chuck Norris' beard, only another fist.

Chuck Norris can roundhouse your soul.

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Some kids **** their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can **** his name into concrete

Best thread ever! :thumbsup:

Has Chuck Norris expired this?

The price is still £5.99

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Has Chuck Norris expired this?The price is still £5.99

If Chuck expired it the mods won't be able to un-expire it.

When Chuck expires a thread it's deleted from history :whistling:

I love Chuck Norris facts!
Posting a deal regarding a Chuck DVD was always going to get this response.



Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Fourty seven times.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting as it implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris can burn a DVD by just staring at the underside for 7 seconds.

Chuck Norris once beat up a polar bear and gave him two black eyes. Scientists now call them pandas.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Chuck Norris survived abortion.

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die...

Chuck Norris doesn’t have any pubic hair. Pubes don’t grow on steel.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Chuck Norris heard their music.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once bench-pressed the entire state of Ohio, and all of its residents.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris ......The only man EVER to slam a revolving door......:?

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

Domestos kills 99% of all known germs, Chuck Norris kills 100% of whatever the hell he wants...

Bruce Lee kicked his ass good and proper :thumbsup:

When the immovable object and unstoppable force meet, Chuck Norris wins

I call my cat Chuck Norris because I think Chuck Norris is a pussy. :thumbsup:


Bruce Lee kicked his ass good and proper :thumbsup:

According to ]CNF:

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

[FONT=Verdana]The deal is still available - I've asked the moderators to unexpire it.

Cheers, Scotty Boy! :thumbsup:[/FONT]

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Nice one Scotty boy, Chuck would be proud! If he could feel any emotion other than 'death to all, delivered using a roundhouse kick'.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

The only thing that can kill Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

this is great fun

Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

"Sweating bullets" is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space with the naked eye.
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