Chuck Norris vs Mr T - £5.16 Delivered @ Book Depository
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Found 19th Feb 2010
400 Facts About the Baddest Dudes in the History of Ever.

200 Chuck Norris facts alongside 200 facts about his longtime antagonist Mr. T, in a battle that pits foot against fist, beard against mohawk, and Delta Force against A-Team. Included in this fearsome tome are such startling observations as:
There is nothing to fear but fear itself, and fear itself fears Chuck Norris.
King Kong once challenged Godzilla to an arm-wrestling match. Mr. T won.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
The last man to make eye contact with Mr. T was Stevie Wonder.
Chuck Norris is a manas manas man.
Mr. T once beat a man to death with his own corpse.

A hilarious tribute to two of the greatest humans who have ever lived, Chuck Norris vs Mr. T is the one book that can finally reveal what happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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Original Poster

Chuck Norris invented black!
In fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light!

Except pink!
Tom Cruise invented pink!

Awesome !! fight of the century ! and the last one too ! lol @ mc hammer

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Chuck Norris would take your Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz and turn them into a gold chain for Mr T!

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the dinosaurs into extinction.

that's a must have book for the collectiion!

Chuck Norris can win at connect four.... in only 3 moves.

A book about two born-again Christians having a fight? You can spin anything...
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