Clarke CS400FP Fingerprint Recognition Safe
 For £59.98 @ Machine Mart
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Clarke CS400FP Fingerprint Recognition Safe For £59.98 @ Machine Mart

£59.98£119.9950%Machine Mart Deals
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Found 11th Oct
Automatically scans, matches and verifies the fingerprint data
Mechanical and manual override
Pry resistant recessed motorised door with concealed internal hinges
Multi-usage as optical scanner will store up to 29 fingerprints
Capacity 6.3 Litres
Solid & robust steel construction with Double locking bolts, Anchor bolts supplied for fixing
Dimensions (HxWxD) 250x350x272mm - Weight 11kg
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What happens if I go on holiday to Luton and hire a Citroen Grand Picasso and then drive to Walton on the Naze but before I get there I'm involved in a high speed chase when a gang of armed robbers jump in the back after raiding the TSB cashpoint outside the Spar, you know, the one round the corner from that old lady who used to own the shoe shop that closed down years ago, and then during the chase a duck waddles out on the road causing me to skid and then I fly through the windscreen as the Citroen Grand Picasso explodes in the grandest of blockbuster ways behind me and then I grab on to the landing skid of a helicopter hovering up ahead that belongs to Rupert Murdoch and then because my weight caused it to tilt upside down I fall on to it catching my hands and my head in the rotors and I lose both hands and am decapitated like Vic Morrow and hospitalised for 68 years in a coma and stuff before waking up and being told the key to a Swiss bank account is locked within the safe and needs my fingerprint to open it and I've lost the override key.

Then what?
Edited by: "Pyongyang" 11th Oct
Bet ot won't be long before someone tells us how they can open this with a Brussel sprout !
Crime rate increases as criminals chop off fingers to access a safe.
Pyongyang1 h, 17 m ago

What happens if I go on holiday to Luton and hire a Citroen Grand Picasso …What happens if I go on holiday to Luton and hire a Citroen Grand Picasso and then drive to Walton on the Naze but before I get there I'm involved in a high speed chase when a gang of armed robbers jump in the back after raiding the TSB cashpoint outside the Spar, you know, the one round the corner from that old lady who used to own the shoe shop that closed down years ago, and then during the chase a duck waddles out on the road causing me to skid and then I fly through the windscreen as the Citroen Grand Picasso explodes in the grandest of blockbuster ways behind me and then I grab on to the landing skid of a helicopter hovering up ahead that belongs to Rupert Murdoch and then because my weight caused it to tilt upside down I fall on to it catching my hands and my head in the rotors and I lose both hands and am decapitated like Vic Morrow and hospitalised for 68 years in a coma and stuff before waking up and being told the key to a Swiss bank account is locked within the safe and needs my fingerprint to open it and I've lost the override key.Then what?


Only a fool would use a fingerprint. Toe print is the ultimate defense.
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SG - typo in your spelling. Might affect hits/heat/search results
Gollywood8 m ago

SG - typo in your spelling. Might affect hits/heat/search results


Cheers sorted
Bet ot won't be long before someone tells us how they can open this with a Brussel sprout !
don't know about a Brussel but a can opener
lollypoplee12 m ago

Bet ot won't be long before someone tells us how they can open this with a …Bet ot won't be long before someone tells us how they can open this with a Brussel sprout !


A potato chip will more than likely work better judging by previous safes.
Crime rate increases as criminals chop off fingers to access a safe.
or pick up safe and walk out with it
Janzbro11th Oct

or pick up safe and walk out with it


Not if you bolt it down duh!!!!!!!
Common.Sense1 h, 21 m ago

Crime rate increases as criminals chop off fingers to access a safe.



That’s OK just use the wife’s fingerprint
Janzbro11th Oct

or pick up safe and walk out with it


it's supposed to be fixed to the wall by bolts.genius
What happens if I go on holiday to Luton and hire a Citroen Grand Picasso and then drive to Walton on the Naze but before I get there I'm involved in a high speed chase when a gang of armed robbers jump in the back after raiding the TSB cashpoint outside the Spar, you know, the one round the corner from that old lady who used to own the shoe shop that closed down years ago, and then during the chase a duck waddles out on the road causing me to skid and then I fly through the windscreen as the Citroen Grand Picasso explodes in the grandest of blockbuster ways behind me and then I grab on to the landing skid of a helicopter hovering up ahead that belongs to Rupert Murdoch and then because my weight caused it to tilt upside down I fall on to it catching my hands and my head in the rotors and I lose both hands and am decapitated like Vic Morrow and hospitalised for 68 years in a coma and stuff before waking up and being told the key to a Swiss bank account is locked within the safe and needs my fingerprint to open it and I've lost the override key.

Then what?
Edited by: "Pyongyang" 11th Oct
I don’t have 29 fingers...
What if you forget your fingerprint
Well Pyongyang that's an easy one, you get a saw and a piece of wood, you saw the piece of wood in half, you then join the two half's which will make a whole, you put your hand Into the hole and get the key
Pyongyang1 h, 6 m ago

What happens if I go on holiday to Luton and hire a Citroen Grand Picasso …What happens if I go on holiday to Luton and hire a Citroen Grand Picasso and then drive to Walton on the Naze but before I get there I'm involved in a high speed chase when a gang of armed robbers jump in the back after raiding the TSB cashpoint outside the Spar, you know, the one round the corner from that old lady who used to own the shoe shop that closed down years ago, and then during the chase a duck waddles out on the road causing me to skid and then I fly through the windscreen as the Citroen Grand Picasso explodes in the grandest of blockbuster ways behind me and then I grab on to the landing skid of a helicopter hovering up ahead that belongs to Rupert Murdoch and then because my weight caused it to tilt upside down I fall on to it catching my hands and my head in the rotors and I lose both hands and am decapitated like Vic Morrow and hospitalised for 68 years in a coma and stuff before waking up and being told the key to a Swiss bank account is locked within the safe and needs my fingerprint to open it and I've lost the override key.Then what?


Terrible...it could happen to anyone....
Citroen C4?
Only available in six stores around the country at that price
"Please note that this is an end of line sale item and therefore condition and accessories may vary. Please contact the store to check condition and availability before travelling."
Pyongyang1 h, 17 m ago

What happens if I go on holiday to Luton and hire a Citroen Grand Picasso …What happens if I go on holiday to Luton and hire a Citroen Grand Picasso and then drive to Walton on the Naze but before I get there I'm involved in a high speed chase when a gang of armed robbers jump in the back after raiding the TSB cashpoint outside the Spar, you know, the one round the corner from that old lady who used to own the shoe shop that closed down years ago, and then during the chase a duck waddles out on the road causing me to skid and then I fly through the windscreen as the Citroen Grand Picasso explodes in the grandest of blockbuster ways behind me and then I grab on to the landing skid of a helicopter hovering up ahead that belongs to Rupert Murdoch and then because my weight caused it to tilt upside down I fall on to it catching my hands and my head in the rotors and I lose both hands and am decapitated like Vic Morrow and hospitalised for 68 years in a coma and stuff before waking up and being told the key to a Swiss bank account is locked within the safe and needs my fingerprint to open it and I've lost the override key.Then what?


Only a fool would use a fingerprint. Toe print is the ultimate defense.
bigkev200143 m ago

Well Pyongyang that's an easy one, you get a saw and a piece of wood, you …Well Pyongyang that's an easy one, you get a saw and a piece of wood, you saw the piece of wood in half, you then join the two half's which will make a whole, you put your hand Into the hole and get the key


But the helicopter decapitated me and cut off my hands.
Pyongyang1 h, 50 m ago

What happens if I go on holiday to Luton and hire a Citroen Grand Picasso …What happens if I go on holiday to Luton and hire a Citroen Grand Picasso and then drive to Walton on the Naze but before I get there I'm involved in a high speed chase when a gang of armed robbers jump in the back after raiding the TSB cashpoint outside the Spar, you know, the one round the corner from that old lady who used to own the shoe shop that closed down years ago, and then during the chase a duck waddles out on the road causing me to skid and then I fly through the windscreen as the Citroen Grand Picasso explodes in the grandest of blockbuster ways behind me and then I grab on to the landing skid of a helicopter hovering up ahead that belongs to Rupert Murdoch and then because my weight caused it to tilt upside down I fall on to it catching my hands and my head in the rotors and I lose both hands and am decapitated like Vic Morrow and hospitalised for 68 years in a coma and stuff before waking up and being told the key to a Swiss bank account is locked within the safe and needs my fingerprint to open it and I've lost the override key.Then what?


This Autumn/Fall...Coming to a Screen near you!!!!
Considering ive seen a gang rock up to someones home 2am with a circular saw and take the front door straight off whilst a few others dominated the driveway to get the homeowners keys in peace, if they want it they'll take it even if it means removing yours or your family's index finger to open your £60 lump of scrap metal.
FYI not fire proof.
Pyongyang3 h, 10 m ago

What happens if I go on holiday to Luton and hire a Citroen Grand Picasso …What happens if I go on holiday to Luton and hire a Citroen Grand Picasso and then drive to Walton on the Naze but before I get there I'm involved in a high speed chase when a gang of armed robbers jump in the back after raiding the TSB cashpoint outside the Spar, you know, the one round the corner from that old lady who used to own the shoe shop that closed down years ago, and then during the chase a duck waddles out on the road causing me to skid and then I fly through the windscreen as the Citroen Grand Picasso explodes in the grandest of blockbuster ways behind me and then I grab on to the landing skid of a helicopter hovering up ahead that belongs to Rupert Murdoch and then because my weight caused it to tilt upside down I fall on to it catching my hands and my head in the rotors and I lose both hands and am decapitated like Vic Morrow and hospitalised for 68 years in a coma and stuff before waking up and being told the key to a Swiss bank account is locked within the safe and needs my fingerprint to open it and I've lost the override key.Then what?


'you went to Luton on holiday" how likely is that?
Geemac3 h, 53 m ago

That’s OK just use the wife’s fingerprint


Then how do you keep her out?
Ive seen a guy open this with half a tennis ball. Im dead serious
Hotmeal2 h, 29 m ago

Only a fool would use a fingerprint. Toe print is the ultimate defense.


Unless you are the Niihilist's girlfriend, in which case you'd have to visit "the Dude" to help open it.
lollypoplee6 h, 44 m ago

Bet ot won't be long before someone tells us how they can open this with a …Bet ot won't be long before someone tells us how they can open this with a Brussel sprout !



only if it has your fingerprints - you sprout
Don't take much notice of the reviews for any product on machine mart. I left some poor reviews and good reviews for some of their gear. Guess what they decided to print. Three times now I have left two stars for a review and they don't print them but leave a four or five star review and it gets printed.
Smartguy140 m ago

Don't take much notice of the reviews for any product on machine mart. I …Don't take much notice of the reviews for any product on machine mart. I left some poor reviews and good reviews for some of their gear. Guess what they decided to print. Three times now I have left two stars for a review and they don't print them but leave a four or five star review and it gets printed.


Same here I've only purchased one item from them and it was rubbish and the review never appeared.
Pyongyang5 h, 57 m ago

What happens if I go on holiday to Luton and hire a Citroen Grand Picasso …What happens if I go on holiday to Luton and hire a Citroen Grand Picasso and then drive to Walton on the Naze but before I get there I'm involved in a high speed chase when a gang of armed robbers jump in the back after raiding the TSB cashpoint outside the Spar, you know, the one round the corner from that old lady who used to own the shoe shop that closed down years ago, and then during the chase a duck waddles out on the road causing me to skid and then I fly through the windscreen as the Citroen Grand Picasso explodes in the grandest of blockbuster ways behind me and then I grab on to the landing skid of a helicopter hovering up ahead that belongs to Rupert Murdoch and then because my weight caused it to tilt upside down I fall on to it catching my hands and my head in the rotors and I lose both hands and am decapitated like Vic Morrow and hospitalised for 68 years in a coma and stuff before waking up and being told the key to a Swiss bank account is locked within the safe and needs my fingerprint to open it and I've lost the override key.Then what?


Pinch chipolata between thumb and forefinger, freeze, defrost, substitute finger.
Pyongyang5 h, 57 m ago

What happens if I go on holiday to Luton and hire a Citroen Grand Picasso …What happens if I go on holiday to Luton and hire a Citroen Grand Picasso and then drive to Walton on the Naze but before I get there I'm involved in a high speed chase when a gang of armed robbers jump in the back after raiding the TSB cashpoint outside the Spar, you know, the one round the corner from that old lady who used to own the shoe shop that closed down years ago, and then during the chase a duck waddles out on the road causing me to skid and then I fly through the windscreen as the Citroen Grand Picasso explodes in the grandest of blockbuster ways behind me and then I grab on to the landing skid of a helicopter hovering up ahead that belongs to Rupert Murdoch and then because my weight caused it to tilt upside down I fall on to it catching my hands and my head in the rotors and I lose both hands and am decapitated like Vic Morrow and hospitalised for 68 years in a coma and stuff before waking up and being told the key to a Swiss bank account is locked within the safe and needs my fingerprint to open it and I've lost the override key.Then what?


So when is this film releasing? Seems interesting
Pyongyang6 h, 11 m ago

What happens if I go on holiday to Luton and hire a Citroen Grand Picasso …What happens if I go on holiday to Luton and hire a Citroen Grand Picasso and then drive to Walton on the Naze but before I get there I'm involved in a high speed chase when a gang of armed robbers jump in the back after raiding the TSB cashpoint outside the Spar, you know, the one round the corner from that old lady who used to own the shoe shop that closed down years ago, and then during the chase a duck waddles out on the road causing me to skid and then I fly through the windscreen as the Citroen Grand Picasso explodes in the grandest of blockbuster ways behind me and then I grab on to the landing skid of a helicopter hovering up ahead that belongs to Rupert Murdoch and then because my weight caused it to tilt upside down I fall on to it catching my hands and my head in the rotors and I lose both hands and am decapitated like Vic Morrow and hospitalised for 68 years in a coma and stuff before waking up and being told the key to a Swiss bank account is locked within the safe and needs my fingerprint to open it and I've lost the override key.Then what?


Absolute quality
Pyongyang7 h, 27 m ago

What happens if I go on holiday to Luton and hire a Citroen Grand Picasso …What happens if I go on holiday to Luton and hire a Citroen Grand Picasso and then drive to Walton on the Naze but before I get there I'm involved in a high speed chase when a gang of armed robbers jump in the back after raiding the TSB cashpoint outside the Spar, you know, the one round the corner from that old lady who used to own the shoe shop that closed down years ago, and then during the chase a duck waddles out on the road causing me to skid and then I fly through the windscreen as the Citroen Grand Picasso explodes in the grandest of blockbuster ways behind me and then I grab on to the landing skid of a helicopter hovering up ahead that belongs to Rupert Murdoch and then because my weight caused it to tilt upside down I fall on to it catching my hands and my head in the rotors and I lose both hands and am decapitated like Vic Morrow and hospitalised for 68 years in a coma and stuff before waking up and being told the key to a Swiss bank account is locked within the safe and needs my fingerprint to open it and I've lost the override key.Then what?


Ya wife wakes up, hears noises coming from the bathroom...Someone's in the shower, "who can that be" , she says to herself, not realising any difference between her conscious & unconscious state, feeling slightly confused... 30 seconds later, you walk out with a big cheesy grin on ya face & say, "Good morning...!"
Edited by: "alof" 11th Oct
Pyongyang8 h, 5 m ago

What happens if I go on holiday to Luton and hire a Citroen Grand Picasso …What happens if I go on holiday to Luton and hire a Citroen Grand Picasso and then drive to Walton on the Naze but before I get there I'm involved in a high speed chase when a gang of armed robbers jump in the back after raiding the TSB cashpoint outside the Spar, you know, the one round the corner from that old lady who used to own the shoe shop that closed down years ago, and then during the chase a duck waddles out on the road causing me to skid and then I fly through the windscreen as the Citroen Grand Picasso explodes in the grandest of blockbuster ways behind me and then I grab on to the landing skid of a helicopter hovering up ahead that belongs to Rupert Murdoch and then because my weight caused it to tilt upside down I fall on to it catching my hands and my head in the rotors and I lose both hands and am decapitated like Vic Morrow and hospitalised for 68 years in a coma and stuff before waking up and being told the key to a Swiss bank account is locked within the safe and needs my fingerprint to open it and I've lost the override key.Then what?


You mean ‘what happens when’ not ‘if’.
Pyongyang10 h, 39 m ago

What happens if I go on holiday to Luton and hire a Citroen Grand Picasso …What happens if I go on holiday to Luton and hire a Citroen Grand Picasso and then drive to Walton on the Naze but before I get there I'm involved in a high speed chase when a gang of armed robbers jump in the back after raiding the TSB cashpoint outside the Spar, you know, the one round the corner from that old lady who used to own the shoe shop that closed down years ago, and then during the chase a duck waddles out on the road causing me to skid and then I fly through the windscreen as the Citroen Grand Picasso explodes in the grandest of blockbuster ways behind me and then I grab on to the landing skid of a helicopter hovering up ahead that belongs to Rupert Murdoch and then because my weight caused it to tilt upside down I fall on to it catching my hands and my head in the rotors and I lose both hands and am decapitated like Vic Morrow and hospitalised for 68 years in a coma and stuff before waking up and being told the key to a Swiss bank account is locked within the safe and needs my fingerprint to open it and I've lost the override key.Then what?


A locksmith will crack that baby open
i got nowt to put in one of these
zombrex13 h, 14 m ago

Considering ive seen a gang rock up to someones home 2am with a circular …Considering ive seen a gang rock up to someones home 2am with a circular saw and take the front door straight off whilst a few others dominated the driveway to get the homeowners keys in peace, if they want it they'll take it even if it means removing yours or your family's index finger to open your £60 lump of scrap metal.


Seems like opportunist amateurs to me, most burglars I know carry a couple of sticks of dynamite around with them. All I can say is if this gang turned up with that sort of gear then 1, they knew exactly what they where after and 2 they must have known the home owner to know that they had something of such great value to go to those extremes, how many burglars go around in a gang with a circular saw?. Not really the norm is it
What if you loose your finger ?
theposter15 h, 24 m ago

This Autumn/Fall...Coming to a Screen near you!!!!


limbs, not safe near Luton
This has to be the best deal I have ever posted! I have really enjoyed reading all the witty comments and the cheesy story lines.
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