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Cheap coffin (free premium upgrade) from Coffin Company for £99 + £95 P+P
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Massively reduced coffins, had my eye on these for a while, previously £150 but now reduced to £99. Even better is they are out of stock so offering a free premium cardboard upgra… Read more

I am making those boxes for 30pounds+shipping from Lithuania. PM :))

From_the_Midlands

Is it with memory foam base? Don't like any other as it would give back … Is it with memory foam base? Don't like any other as it would give back pain then.


Wow. That's hilarious.

Is it with memory foam base? Don't like any other as it would give back pain then.

RAFAVDV

What is the returns policy?


That depends on God. (or Deity of your choice.)

After the funeral I can dig out the deceased and use refund the box for extra savings. Heat added
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Perfect Xmas present for your wife - Only £99.00 / £194 delivered and free upgrade @ Coffin company
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Stuck on what to buy your wife for Xmas? Buy her something you'd really like to see her in. ***FREE PREMIUM UPGRADE*** It's the last thing I'd like to be seen in, but your wife m… Read more

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glenn13

what's wrong with under the patio?



Full up.

what's wrong with under the patio?

simont_space

I do too, though earlier on a Friday night.



I do too, but I go round on Friday afternoon to beat the rush!

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simont_space

I do too, though earlier on a Friday night.



Quite possibly as I'm normally out before 7pm.

Seriously though, I can honestly say, 'I've never looked back since the day I married my wife......'






I fell down the steps coming out of the Church and badly damaged my neck!
Edited by: "y-oh-y" 15th Dec 2016

backinstock

LolI love my wife really.Especially late on a Friday night.



I do too, though earlier on a Friday night.
Cardboard Coffin - Pay £99.99 + postage & get upgraded to the premium cardboard coffin worth £234
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We are currently providing a FREE upgrade to the equivalent size "Premium Cardboard Coffin" for no additional cost. Our premium grade cardboard coffins are made from carton board … Read more

I'm waiting for the open box sale on amazon...

No lock from the inside, crappy sound insulation, and not enough space for basic comforts. Not an option.

I wouldn't be seen dead in one of these!

It is OOS now

Let us all hope that it doesn't rain on anyones cardboard funeral day
Wicker coffin, £145 the coffin company
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Wicker coffin, the shipping is a flat £95 but this is much lighter than traditional coffin so must be able to get own courier much cheaper than traditional coffin.

Deceased had a funeral they wanted

This is a bargain my aunt who we sadly lost last October had a wicker coffin n it cost around £900
Although a daunting thought making your own funeral arrangements In my opinion it makes things much easier on t family knowing the decseced

Dave-T

Some won't mind and you can even arrange everything yourself without a … Some won't mind and you can even arrange everything yourself without a funeral director. The link might be useful to anyone contemplating this: http://www.naturaldeath.org.uk/


Thanks for the reply and link. It is too late for my mum but could be useful to other people.

Steve1205

I paid over £450 for my mums coffin last week. This is a bargain in … I paid over £450 for my mums coffin last week. This is a bargain in comparison, but at times of death the last thing you do is compare the price of coffins.Also if you already had a coffin how would your funeral director react? I vote hot for this item.


Some won't mind and you can even arrange everything yourself without a funeral director. The link might be useful to anyone contemplating this: naturaldeath.org.uk/

Could make a useful spare for if the mother in law stays the weekend
Quality coffin now reduced £195 @ Coffin Company
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Not much more than the wicker one and much nicer. Big shiny cross not included but available separately. Delivery is not included but they do returns if within 7 days undamaged an… Read more

How did I only just see this thread, the top comments are hilarious, good show you lot!

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pickledtink

Think of all the other things you could use it for too.Blanket … Think of all the other things you could use it for too.Blanket chest.Under bed storage.Coffee table.Sleepover facility for Goth friends.Not to mention leaping out of it at annoying Halloween trick treaters.



That looks remarkably like my weekly shop, everything is reduced! \o/

I've never nabbed croissant for 5p though, so I will bow before a superior bargain hunter

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horsey

Everyone in this thread can turn up at my funeral if they want, Bring … Everyone in this thread can turn up at my funeral if they want, Bring your own sandwiches though, I'm not made of money



http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-RdXAaMthk34/T9GLs6CsywI/AAAAAAAAAug/-SY3VoSEG-Q/s1600/DSC_0001.JPG

charlotte88

I think this is very useful for people currently going through the … I think this is very useful for people currently going through the heartache of planning a loved ones funeral. As the person who posted this May well be! Maybe people should be more sensitive and think before they comment?

Nice try, & a reasonably sophisticated Troll I must say. 8/10 for effort.
There are people dying that've never died before, you know. And btw. why isn't there any quidco on funerial paraphernalia? There should be imo.

Edited by: "dougledog396" 14th Feb 2014
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Wicker/Willow coffin.. Down from £380 for those who wouldn't be seen dead in a cardboard one! £145 @ Coffin Company
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Seems like a great price for a willow coffin and environmentally friendly too! Autumn Gold Wicker / Willow (Traditional) Coffins Available size: 5’6’’ x 17.0’’ The UK’s First d… Read more

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£185 now

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Just 17 degrees, before the Red badge, please people can I have some more

Heat added, just to keep'em warm

is this a "close-out" deal???;)

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love24

now £95.00



Thanks, i've updated the price... cheaper than a cardboard one now
Cardboard Coffin £99 @ Coffin Company
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Let's face it...it will be buried anyway, might as well make it environmentally friendly! :)

speculatrix

I am sure you can fit an average body in a green bin?



Yeah, but then you get prosecuted for cruelty. No, wait, that was a cat ...

I am sure you can fit an average body in a green bin?

Rather be cut up and disposed of in a plastic bin bag than spend £99 on a bloody cardboard box!

takethatfan1978

Not my kind of thing and you are all laughing but arranging your own … Not my kind of thing and you are all laughing but arranging your own funeral can be one of the best things you can do for the family you leave behind.I'm only 35 but my funeral has been bought and paid for,plot and everything!I see countless bereaved families at my work place struggling both emotionally and financially arranging a funeral for their loved one. That is something I certainly don't want my kids to face when the time comes.By the way my coffin is wicker



eekkkkk. that sends shivers down my spine
Save £100 on tradition coffin now £445 + vat  @ Coffin Company
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Tradition coffin save £100 on a tradition wooden coffin

aemby1406

chipboard?Wouldn't be seen dead in this.



Brilliant!! Doesn't take much to make me laugh :-D

TecspecEngineer

No one has posted a reasonably priced Funeral Urn to place the ashes in, … No one has posted a reasonably priced Funeral Urn to place the ashes in, yet?




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TecspecEngineer

When I'm buried in the ground I want to be there for a bit so that if … When I'm buried in the ground I want to be there for a bit so that if they find out the kids have poisoned me for me fortune (sic) they can exhume me in a solid oak casket, the chipboard ones soon deteriate when exposed to ground water! If you are cremated it dosent matter, makes a bit more smoke.but saves a few more trees.

If you are planning for that eventuality, then perhaps you really need something like this

Seriously, why on earth would anyone spend this amount of money on a box to be cremated or even buried? The wicker one that was posted a few days ago makes far more sense and cardboard even more sense.

When it's my turn for a box, I'd rather the money was spent on the wake.

chipboard?

Wouldn't be seen dead in this.
Premium Wicker Coffin 60% off, usually £380 - £155 @ Coffin Company
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Seems a good deal to me, they also do a basic cardboard model which is on special as well.

Shambolic

Wicker = Leakage issues! oO



Everything's leaked out and dried up by the time it gets to the day of burying!

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Babytiger007

Is this also BOGOF? Health Warning: Coffin may contain wood!



Technically this is better than BOGOF as the discount is 60%!

Is this also BOGOF?
Health Warning: Coffin may contain wood!

hiya, did anyone see a wicker coffin (different model) at a funeral joanna lumley attended in jonathan creek!! What a coincidence!!!

The instructions on checking out and returns etc seem strangely amusing coming from a coffin company.
Cardboard coffin down to £99 from £150 @ Coffin Company
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If you don't want to put a financial burden on your family when you die, this ecofriendly coffin could be for you. You can paint or decorate the coffin as you wish. The cardboard c… Read more

1970steve

I wouldn't be seen dead in one of those.......



Better than being seen alive in one! oO

£99 for a cardboard box? 804 degrees! srs?oO

BadBargain2

I'll probably get one of these...casket costs so much... only to go up in … I'll probably get one of these...casket costs so much... only to go up in smoke.Mourners can sign it or draw all over it to decorate it.:)




Or p.iss on it.

vilbs

Gonna get hot



Especially if its a cremation.

Bought my mother-in-law one of these last year for a Xmas present....i am not buying her a present this Xmas as she hasn't used the last one.
Not sure what to get granda/granma for xmas?? £195 @ coffin Company
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WILLOW COFFINS From - THE COFFIN COMPANY MASSIVE 50% DISCOUNT The UK's First direct-to-the-public Online Coffin Shop (Delivered to your home or chosen Funeral director) UK MAINLAND… Read more

what's a granda and granma?

nattynatty

Where do you store it?



Could make a snug spare single guest bed?
Ideal for when the mother-in-law visits?

Banned

Would this stop me coffin?

£75 delivery - that is worse than Dell.

ageist title - please amend
Punk Rock Coffin - now half price. £750 @ Coffin Company
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I wasnt sure what category to put this under, so i've put it under 'travel', on the off chance there is an afterlife. Make a statement, go out in style with this one off Coffin. … Read more

Not the killer deal I thought

There is nothing punk about that coffin to be honest...(coming from an ex-punk!)

Their cardboard one is currently the 2nd hottest deal of all time on here..

http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/cardboard-coffin-down-99-free-lining-optional-bodybag-coffin-company/965696

on their testimonial page they've included links to HUKD oO


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Hot UK Deals – 'Cardboard Coffin down to £99' – June 2011

http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/cardboard-coffin-down-99-free-lining-optional-bodybag-coffin-company/965696

I think this ones a 'dead' bargain X)