i think it would bring a whole new meaning to PRIME DELIVERY or AMAZON PANTRY tape around it
Or head to where I work (classified) I'll pull one out of storage for you but made of wicker, sea grass or rattan and do you a back door deal for £99,50 and the box is free. Haha they're better quality mind and might at least last until you get to use it. Or can get a nice cozy bed off one I guess (not that I've tried).
Before they closed the place, my local incinerator had two mortuary slabs for burning bodies. They were mostly used for dead sheep etc, although they were large enough for human use. (Bits of humans went in the hopper with everything else; amputated arms, legs etc, from various hospitals). You used to just turn up with whatever body you wanted incinerating and the duty staff would carry it up and slide it in. I was really tempted to use it to dispose of my ex.......... (ninja)
Bought and sent to my boss home address... now waiting for pay rise/promotion.
This company is providing some stiff competition.