Coors Light 18 x 440ml for £12 @ Sainsbury's (and a free poem from me)
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Coors Light 18 x 440ml for £12 @ Sainsbury's (and a free poem from me)

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Found 27th Nov 2013
As per the title, you can purchase 18 x 440ml cans of Coors Light from Sainsbury's - online and instore - for the magnificent price of £12.

In reply to anyone who dares question the quality and strength of this amazingly perfect beverage, I've composed the following short poem:

I'm posting this deal but it's already doomed
It's plain for all to see
Whatever beer gets posted here
Will be called Gnat's Pee

They'll say that Coors is a girly drink
Maybe I'm just not a masculine fella
I don't like Heineken, John Smith's or Carling
And you can keep your pint of Stella

But I'm taking a stand, the revolution starts here
This is my fight against the trolls
You've been making fun of my favourite lager
And it's finally taken its toll

So, yes, I'm saying it: I love Coors Light
It's a taste that's heaven sent
(Thought that's not what the label says,
It's actually made in Burton-on-Trent)

The usual apologies if this is a re-post
And that this rhyme's the best I've got
But for the love of Jean-Claude Van Damme
Please, please vote this hot!

(Note that Budweiser is also available at this price, but it doesn't tingle my tastebuds in quite the same poetic way as Coors).

65 Comments

Cold - tastes likes gnats pee. (_;) (_;)

For your poem you get a hot from me lol

Drinking beer will not get you a shot at that woman.

Not sure on the poem, but good price for coors, have some heat.

Beats paying £3.80 per can at warehouse project!

Voted hot, but only for the love of Jean-Claude Van Damme and not for your crappy poem!

With that poem you might end up on the next Coors ad - either that or you'll end up singing with the girly group of the same name X)

Brilliant poem

#poemfail

Good price for 18 x 440ml. £1.51 per litre, or 86p per pint in old money must surely be a good deal. Heat added. Nice fine OP.

Like a lot of beers made under license don't taste as good as they did when they were imported
cold

Voted hot... despite the poem

Big Fan of Coors Light Heat from me.

lukeyboi89

Not sure on the poem, but good price for coors, have some heat. Beats … Not sure on the poem, but good price for coors, have some heat. Beats paying £3.80 per can at warehouse project!



HA! I was thinking the same thing when I saw the deal. hahaha.

Not enough deals are posted via the medium of poetry. Hmm on second thoughts that's maybe not a bad thing if Tesco's ever have a deal on 'Crispy Fried Duck'...

Yup import yes brewed under licence NO!!!!! Id rather pay bit extra for the real deal, stop writing these poems and get down to Asda and buy yourself some Brahma Lager!!!!

Edited by: "hkphooey" 27th Nov 2013

LongPockets

Drinking beer will not get you a shot at that woman.



On the contrary, drinking beer will make whatever girl you're hitting on appear like the woman in the poster.

Hot for the poem.

Coors lite on 3

Hahaha solo many "I don't like it therefore 67p a bottle is NOT a good deal". Rubbish!

Great deal whether you like it or not. Good shout OP.

Desperate times, people making poems for heat....

It would be nice
if I could heat this twice


Yeah, that's about as far as my poetry skills go, to be honest.
I spent about half an hour on it - mainly on trying to get a third and fourth line in there, but I came up short. By two lines.

heat simply for the poem lol

LongPockets

Drinking beer will not get you a shot at that woman.


http://img.vikilife.com/2011/01/sexy-beer-ad-17.jpg

Damn. Preferred it when the image was too small to make her out properly.

Yeh, deffo a 'Butter Face''

Hot from me because I admire a man who's in touch with his inner beer preferences & has a sense of humour x

Banned

Drinking Coors Light will not pull you giant women like that on the can. Although, looking at it, that could be a good thing.

BACONIZGUD4ME

Drinking Coors Light will not pull you giant women like that on the can. … Drinking Coors Light will not pull you giant women like that on the can. Although, looking at it, that could be a good thing.


You're looking at a woman sat on a can of beer and concluding she's a giant?

I'm cutting you off.
It's time for you to switch to drinking gnat's pee. The stuff you're currently drinking is going straight to your head.

Banned

A poem?

The bird on the can, looks like a man,
After ten pints she'll look the same,
drinking coors light, is to blame.

Banned

Late

You're looking at a woman sat on a can of beer and concluding she's a … You're looking at a woman sat on a can of beer and concluding she's a giant?I'm cutting you off.It's time for you to switch to drinking gnat's pee. The stuff you're currently drinking is going straight to your head.



You'll need a few pints of barley wine to make that munter look any better.

Love it!

Cold because the Maple Leafs suck!

joepbailey

HA! I was thinking the same thing when I saw the deal. hahaha.



I was thinking the same thing! Wonder if WHP accept Quidco?

In the states draft this is a really nice beer. This brewed under license in uk stuff is just gassy generic horrible p&&&.
It's cheap but for me that is no reason to drink it.

Tesco were doing £5 for 4x 660ml bottles on a selection of high quality imported largers recently. I even got a £5 voucher off my next £40 spend buying a few cases of it. It's not that much more money but it tastes much nicer.

Be smart shop the deals.
Edited by: "alera" 27th Nov 2013

danb0407

Cold - tastes likes gnats pee. (_;) (_;)


And warm - tastes no better

Everyone's a critic - don't be disheartened, as you'll only get better through practice. We need more poems with our deals.

Damm u!!!
Now I am forced to goto Sainsburys!!! Voted HOT, cracking beer at a good price!

The poem is tops,weldone OP!
Coors,is just like water and with little taste sorry to say (The UK brew) even Carling is better,which I think is owned by the same Molson Coors Brewing Company.

kammykazi

On the contrary, drinking beer will make whatever girl you're hitting on … On the contrary, drinking beer will make whatever girl you're hitting on appear like the woman in the poster.



lol good one

The girl on the can,she looks like a man
I'll admit shes a bit of a mutt
She seems quite bawdy,with a lovely body
Thank god her legs are shut.(_;)

George

Late

Damn. Preferred it when the image was too small to make her out properly.



But would you still tap that?
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