Crazy Queen S013-BK Handheld Massage Wand £14.99 (Prime) / £18.98 (non Prime)  Sold by Firehawk trade and Fulfilled by Amazon.
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Crazy Queen S013-BK Handheld Massage Wand £14.99 (Prime) / £18.98 (non Prime) Sold by Firehawk trade and Fulfilled by Amazon.

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Found 12th Feb
So, my special ladyfriend (Poppy) suffers with tension backache - she is continually trying to reach around to rub out those irritating bumps...

Now, being the utter love-chariot that I am, I get my balls out and try to sort her out the good old fashioned way - but to my surprise my technique isn't what it used to be (ex masseuse at large here).

No matter how soft, hard, stern or sweet I go, I can never seem to get to grips with the pesky little knot that is giving her so much irritation.

Then I found this...

The rechargeable 10x speed back massager.

It has a soft flexible head with deep soothing vibrations that helps relieve tension, is USB Rechargeable(Charging time:3 Hours, Duration time: 60 to 80min) and above all, ULTRA POWERFUL!!!

Guys, Gals - thank me later!
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Wanderful...!!!
Bean massager
A certain red top newspaper was selling something similar as a "Neck Massager", over 30 years ago - so that is what I have been calling them ever since.

This particular design is apparently very big with a certain specialized part of the Japanese film industry.
jozski46 m ago

Bean massager


Apparently he has yes, he is an ex masseuse!
Edited by: "Dyslexic_Dog" 12th Feb
Valentines deal, I love it
StephenJamesPalmer5 m ago

Valentines deal, I love it


Did have this as a V.Day gift - but seems to have been edited.
any good for my MIL, she is on her late 80's
Buzzing
Or as my wife refers to it:

"The wife beater"
What a tacky post.
Will wait for warehouse deals....
If it was not battery operated, I would have bought. Battery ones only work full time in the beginning .
cold by -44 BUT 270 ordered in the last 2 hours
Yes, yes, yes
The poster's description of the product, and obsession with these things generally, makes me feel nauseous.
Edited by: "Epicurean" 12th Feb
ITMA1 h, 3 m ago

The poster's description of the product, and obsession with these things …The poster's description of the product, and obsession with these things generally, makes me feel nauseous.


Agree most use fingers to massage ,not balls
bobo532 h, 52 m ago

any good for my MIL, she is on her late 80's

The late Bob Monkhouse said 'I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 76, so it's no distance'
ITMA2 h, 37 m ago

The poster's description of the product, and obsession with these things …The poster's description of the product, and obsession with these things generally, makes me feel nauseous.


See below...

deeperthought3 h, 33 m ago

What a tacky post.


Look at you being all non-tacky and proper - maybe you're looking at it a little too serious?


In all seriousness - some people need to lighten up and possibly get one of these.
ITMA2 h, 43 m ago

The poster's description of the product, and obsession with these things …The poster's description of the product, and obsession with these things generally, makes me feel nauseous.


And I'm sorry I am not a mysoginist prat who hates being British - no... I really, really am.

(Don't throw stones when you live in a glass house in glasstown, St. Helens.)

This is a post you made about Alexa:

"I've thrown that annoying intrusive little gadget away.

Best thing I ever did was to start calling the wife Alexa.
"

So please, before you go and try to make an example of someone for something that is obviously made in humour - check your post history...
Edited by: "shauno1" 12th Feb
psmith19583 h, 16 m ago

cold by -44 BUT 270 ordered in the last 2 hours


These are the people who are either too scared to post their reasoning, or are just click happy because the world doesn't stop at their door.

Either way, I've been on this site (on another profile), since the early days and have found that over the past few years, the sheer amount of whinging idiots has multiplied immensely.

270 happy hunters! My work here is done.
7day1 h, 46 m ago

Agree most use fingers to massage ,not balls


Obviously you aren't a Golfer...
I always love a story with a happy ending!
deeperthought23 h, 42 m ago

What a tacky post.

You should try washing it after use, that should help a bit!
I love the examples of uses "On the car" and "Hot tub" have to be the gems.
InvaderTak10 h, 42 m ago

I love the examples of uses "On the car" and "Hot tub" have to be the gems.


Hahaha - mate, I know, have you read the reviews?
shauno113th Feb

Hahaha - mate, I know, have you read the reviews?


Yeah looked at a few of them lmao
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