What a prat you are. 20K less police to pay for but the new grammar schools will show the terrorists we mean business. MAY OUT
V. funny comment! p.s. if you've gone so far up to be wiping your "rectum" you've gone too far with whatever is at hand - start and end with the anus (just to be safe :^)
This means I'd actually have to buy a copy of the Daily Mail though... I'm afraid that's out of line with my personal morals!
Thanks OP, I used this today to buy myself a new drill. For some reason my paper was £1.70, didn't know prices varied, maybe because it's a village shop and they seem to charge a bit more. Still saved an additional £3.30 though. [Insert political comment expressing my alliance to a certain party and slagging off an opposing party here].