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David Hasselhoff ~ Sings America ~ only £427.99 - seriously!!!
David Hasselhoff  ~  Sings America  ~ only £427.99 - seriously!!!

David Hasselhoff ~ Sings America ~ only £427.99 - seriously!!!

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Little can be said of David Hasselhoff that has not been said already - and even less can be said here as expletives are automatically blanked out.

This is one of his greatest achievements, not for its musical value - but as it kept him out of bars long enough to massacre 15 songs.

He sings 'American classics' such as Amazing Grace - with its haunting lyrics written by an Englishman added to a traditional Irish melody. But we can call it American - in the same way as we call it music.

This album is bound to appeal to his fans and humanitarians everwhere. The latter will buy it to protect others from it. Well - what do you expect as a career move after featuring with a talking car.

Obviously this will be the most significant post here in decades as this man is a legend in his own lunchtime. Offer feedback and rep accordingly, or forward your comments to me on the back of a twenty pound note.

PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

22 Comments

That's a bit of a bargain if you ask me!

A review from Amazon..

Yesterday, I was given this CD as a gift. I can now quite categorically say, that this CD is the newest in my collection. I can also say, without pausing or hesitating that listening to this CD is quite LITERALY like thrashing around uncontrollably in sexual chocolate.

Many have likened David's voice to an enraged Hippo attempting to dislodge some Elk bones from its layrinx, whilst this may be true - it does nothing to describe the sheer delight, nay arousal, that can be felt whilst listening to these terrific tracks.

Not since Paul Shane sang 'You've lost that loving feeling' many years ago on Pebble Mill have I felt such sexual excitement. It was tantamount to being gently fellated by Angeline Jolie, twice. This CD has left me feeling both incredibly aroused and also completely at peace with myself, the world and stuff.

Original Poster

He should have stuck at being the sidekick to the car - and let it sing.

damn, theres only 1 left. i wanted to get some for family and friends!!!!

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gemmar26;2183096

damn, theres only 1 left. i wanted to get some for family and friends!!!!



You could buy it and cut it into slices.

krunchynutt;2183085

A review from Amazon..Yesterday, I was given this CD as a gift. I can now … A review from Amazon..Yesterday, I was given this CD as a gift. I can now quite categorically say, that this CD is the newest in my collection. I can also say, without pausing or hesitating that listening to this CD is quite LITERALY like thrashing around uncontrollably in sexual chocolate.Many have likened David's voice to an enraged Hippo attempting to dislodge some Elk bones from its layrinx, whilst this may be true - it does nothing to describe the sheer delight, nay arousal, that can be felt whilst listening to these terrific tracks.Not since Paul Shane sang 'You've lost that loving feeling' many years ago on Pebble Mill have I felt such sexual excitement. It was tantamount to being gently fellated by Angeline Jolie, twice. This CD has left me feeling both incredibly aroused and also completely at peace with myself, the world and stuff.



by David Hasslehoff

Finally Something to spend my £2.50 voucher on making this only £425.49

Hey, go easy on the Hoff!

Without this man Germany would still be divided. :whistling:

Oh, and he made "Click" a modern day classic, check out the farting scene on you tube.

Id pay them not to have to listen to that self obsessed tw'*T

I know you get free postage,but surely worth £2.44 second hand - can't be wrong!

cheap at half the price, the man is a leg end!!!!

http://www.no-wood-unturned.com/images/chairmaking/tapered_leg_big.jpg

Well if i'm going to spend this amount of money, then i'd be supid not to spend the extra £4.98 for the "perfect Partner" offer with Spaced Out - The Very Best of William Shatner & Leonard Nimoy!!!

The best £432.97 you could ever spend

Banned

bought it !

Original Poster

jukkie;2183081

That's a bit of a bargain if you ask me!




ARG is a bit of a bARGain!!! :-D

Original Poster

Its NOT expired - this deal is still available - just one left though.

Only 1 left in stock--order soon (more on the way).

Hasslehoff. Amazing.

Heat Added!

cant get Paul Shanes new album so im getting this bad boy, cheers added rep.

legend

krunchynutt;2183085

A review from Amazon..Yesterday, I was given this CD as a gift. I can now … A review from Amazon..Yesterday, I was given this CD as a gift. I can now quite categorically say, that this CD is the newest in my collection. I can also say, without pausing or hesitating that listening to this CD is quite LITERALY like thrashing around uncontrollably in sexual chocolate.Many have likened David's voice to an enraged Hippo attempting to dislodge some Elk bones from its layrinx, whilst this may be true - it does nothing to describe the sheer delight, nay arousal, that can be felt whilst listening to these terrific tracks.Not since Paul Shane sang 'You've lost that loving feeling' many years ago on Pebble Mill have I felt such sexual excitement. It was tantamount to being gently fellated by Angeline Jolie, twice. This CD has left me feeling both incredibly aroused and also completely at peace with myself, the world and stuff.




Think I would rather spend 400 quid on "sexual chocolate". Anyone know where I can get some? ;-)

martins_uk;2184311

Think I would rather spend 400 quid on "sexual chocolate". Anyone know … Think I would rather spend 400 quid on "sexual chocolate". Anyone know where I can get some? ;-)



It's free here -

youtube.com/wat…MZU

Original Poster

This Has Not Expired!!!

Come On Guys - Fix It!!!!

tracyjr;2183123

by David Hasslehoff



lol.
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