Dean Gaffney Canvas Clock £14 @ Seasons Original Art  / Amazon
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Dean Gaffney Canvas Clock £14 @ Seasons Original Art / Amazon

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Found 21st Oct 2011
Everyones favourite street cleaner is back and he's learnt how to tell the time.

Different sizes are available for a different cost but it's the cheapest (and only) I've seen anywhere!

Seriously though, this is a great secret santa gift!!

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Wellllll Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard........ (_;)

This is surely gonna get hot!!!

Read the customer reviews!

This'll be 2000º plus, if the stocks can hold out that long

Met him- hmmph! Shame you can't use the words I'd like to describe him as on here!

get yer thermals on,there's gonna be a chilly blast coming your way haha.<3

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someone show me this cheaper!? It should be hot hot hot

Granted, I can understand you Joe Swash fans not liking it but don't be bitter.

The Amazon reviews definitely make this worth looking at (as in the reviews, not the clock)

For example:

I was searching Google for "Clock on canvas", but accidentally wrote … I was searching Google for "Clock on canvas", but accidentally wrote "C0ck on canvas" and was led to this.It just so happens I have a small box room at home in which I never go into, and thought it would be perfect for it as only my mother in law stays there from time to time.The quality of the canvas is pretty good but generally this item is over priced.If you hate someone, this does make an excellent gift for them, in a passive aggressive kind of way.

ipjurassic

Read the customer reviews!



I just had to leave the office to compose myself. Nearly burst out laughing X)

OMG

Many, many many thanks for posting this up.

Initially I thought about it as a "hilarious" secret Santa present but then found my way to the customer reviews which are some of the funniest I have read in a long, long time. Has made a boring, shabby morning in work well worth the effort!!!

And another Amazon review:

Every now and then a product gets released that revolutionises the way … Every now and then a product gets released that revolutionises the way society conducts itself, this clock is definitely not in that bracket. It does however provide almost 100% guaranteed results when looking to break up with a partner. Whilst toying with the idea of either faking my own death, or actually killing her, I stumbled across the Dean Gaffney Clock and a light blub literally flicked on above my head. "I really must get that light fixed", I thought, "It has been annoying me for weeks." But then it hit me, if I purchased such a terrible gift for her birthday she would surely end the relationship, with me then only having to fake my disappointment at the break up rather than my death. Which incidentally would have been far harder to do.To cut a long story short, it worked a treat. The look of disappointment you see on a loved one's face when they slowly reveal what they had been wrongly led to believe (by me) would be a canvas print of their deceased parents looking pensively over the Indian Ocean is actually an A4 print of a has been semi famous actor who's IQ is numerically higher than his vocabulary is priceless, and would stay with you for ever.She left 2 weeks later and all it cost me was £14 plus postage and package.... Oh, and she didn't even take the clock!


Edited by: "cb-uk" 21st Oct 2011

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thank you for the positive comments. It's a cracking piece of kit.

It tells me the time and reminds me that no matter how disfigured I might get in an industrial accident, there will always be someone worse off.

the reviews on this are hilarious.

This clock is terrible.It's mostly stuck on 1996, and only works for … This clock is terrible.It's mostly stuck on 1996, and only works for short periods every few years when a new reality TV show comes on.

We love this clock in my house and its the perfect accompaniment to the … We love this clock in my house and its the perfect accompaniment to the Natalie Cassidy alarm clock (with real trumpet wake up call)Everyday the family gather around the clock at our favourite times of day..... 10.12 is a cracker as the lovely Dean slowly peaks at us as the hands of the clock tantalisingly reveal his eyes. This is only beaten by 7:39 when Dean sports a rather fetching 'Action Man' scar across his cheek, he looks so rugged.I really hope the Well 'Ard digital watch is released before Christmas, it will make an ideal gift for both my kids Sonia and Robbie

-7°, tut-tut, some people just don't know a good deal when they see one!

Some of the funniest reviews I have ever read, really had me laughing out loud !!!

that's xmas sorted

Is this one of those 'ironic' items for youngsters who think it's hip to pretend to like rubbish? That sort of 'irony' has kept Hasselhoff in booze and burgers for many years.

Fantastic reviews. Heat for those alone.

Brilliant....now who do I dislike enough...mmmm

Did you send the clock back and get a refund?

cb-uk

And another Amazon review:


This deserves front page status.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41xDvLDmWYL._SS400_.jpg

£18 (£4 for postage!) was a steep ask for me but the A5 came in at a reasonable ask. I plan to enjoy Gaffney a little before wrapping him up as an office secret Santa gift. I think it could be hard to let him go.

The hardest thing though was everyone in the office asking why I was crying with laughter (at the reviews obviously). I couldn't give away the surprise of a lifetime and had to make something up.

I can't wait to see this c(l)ock in the flesh (which, admittedly, isn't a very good way to put things...)

I'm pretty sure one like this was on Antiques Roadshow last year - and fetched a cool £250k!

For anyone buying this - make sure you upgrade your home security and check your home insurance!

Also available if you can't quite afford the clock - a Dean Gaffney keyring.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41uyeqHNruL._SS400_.jpg

Or if you are super flush, consider a Dean Gaffney multipack of clock, keyring, drinks coaster, condom dispenser and fridge magnet (yes, a Dean Gaffney condom dispenser - looking at that is guaranteed to make you Well Ard )

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41gkoQvRfYL._SS400_.jpg

Edited by: "cb-uk" 21st Oct 2011

I'm still laughing at the reviews. Whoever wrote those should be comedians haha

£4.30 postage

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come on, get this to 100 and it'll take off. If a fleshlight can be the hottest deal for so long then so can this, if only just for the reviews.

Would it help if I actually added a photo of the c(l)ock to the topic?

Just in case anybody hasn't seen it before, if you think these reviews are amusing, you should check out the Paul Ross Canvas ones too.:D

lol

ahh hillarious, heat heat !!:D

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People also bought this; amazon.co.uk/Ute…h_6

Does anyone want to fess up!?

Its what ive alway wanted and needed(_;)

Is Dean the OP ?
Edited by: "adwozere" 21st Oct 2011

So when do they send me the £14 then?

Quietus

Just in case anybody hasn't seen it before, if you think these reviews … Just in case anybody hasn't seen it before, if you think these reviews are amusing, you should check out the Paul Ross Canvas ones too.:D



Haha, that is hilarious too. Thanks

"Yesterday I was a bed ridden, drug addled alcoholic with no hope, no future.
Then I bought this.
Now I'm a bed ridden, drug addled alcoholic with no hope, no future, but with a 20" Canvas of Paul Ross.
You just never know what lies around the corner. "

HAHAHAHA now those reviews are funny ... laughed so much overed the lappy in coffee lol
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