Don't know what to get the Wife - Ideal last minute Present she will love - £25.00 @ Bargain Crazy
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Don't know what to get the Wife - Ideal last minute Present she will love - £25.00 @ Bargain Crazy

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hot from me

noooooooooooooooooooooooo
unless you want thesehttp://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc15/TootsieForSale/Yarn/Picture914.jpg

No, don't think she will, your in big trouble if you got this !

I can just see her face on Christmas morning as she hit me with it.lol er no thanks

your a brave man :w00t:

I thought one of these might be a suitable alternative:

amazon.co.uk/dp/…mp;

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Battle of the sexes here !!

LOL

Merry Christmas all

Your likely to have it used as a branding iron!!

Oooh, my dad once got my mum a hoover - she was not amused!

Brave ????
I'd say friggin stupid:? ..but it did make me chuckle.
Just picture xmas morning with a beautiful iron print on the side of your face..Priceless:-D

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This is serious. Please BEWARE!

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Costco for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen. Their large firm young breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It's impossible not to look especially with all the rain we have been having.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another store, in my case, Tesco in Hammersmith You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th. Also December 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend.

So Be Warned!

what she probably wants is a husband who thinks enough of her not to leave it till christmas eve to buy her a present!:whistling:

I thought this new best selling book might make a great gift for my Granny....

amazon.co.uk/dp/…mp;



No, I can't believe it exists either!!!!

kiwiwarrior;3848168

lol i can remember when i was a kid my dad brought my mum a little … lol i can remember when i was a kid my dad brought my mum a little fittness trampalene!



Oh nooooo,,,you just dont do that !!!!;-)

withabix;3848177

I thought this new best selling book might make a great gift for my … I thought this new best selling book might make a great gift for my Granny....http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1905102941?tag=k050-21&camp=2902&creative=19466&linkCode=as4&creativeASIN=1905102941&adid=106YXNDY5QBRVCYZVQNX&No, I can't believe it exists either!!!!



i would have to vote that deal code as cant get it in time for xmas :w00t:

avoint;3848157

This is serious. Please BEWARE!Over the last month I became a victim of a … This is serious. Please BEWARE!Over the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Costco for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen. Their large firm young breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It's impossible not to look especially with all the rain we have been having.When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another store, in my case, Tesco in Hammersmith You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th. Also December 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend.So Be Warned!



:? u need to stop going to the supermarket then lol

actually I bought my wife a spade one year and she bought me an iron!

LOL

withabix;3848177

I thought this new best selling book might make a great gift for my … I thought this new best selling book might make a great gift for my Granny....http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1905102941?tag=k050-21&camp=2902&creative=19466&linkCode=as4&creativeASIN=1905102941&adid=106YXNDY5QBRVCYZVQNX& Only 5 left in stock--order soon (more on the way).No, I can't believe it exists either!!!!

Only 5 left in stock! more on the way soon!!!!!!!!!!!

what i want to know is why customers who buy this then frequently buy Mamma Mia on DVD????

withabix;3848177

I thought this new best selling book might make a great gift for my … I thought this new best selling book might make a great gift for my Granny....http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1905102941?tag=k050-21&camp=2902&creative=19466&linkCode=as4&creativeASIN=1905102941&adid=106YXNDY5QBRVCYZVQNX&No, I can't believe it exists either!!!!



what a great book!!! ha will have to add that to my basket for some light reading :whistling:

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mandiferus;3848203

what i want to know is why customers who buy this then frequently buy … what i want to know is why customers who buy this then frequently buy Mamma Mia on DVD????



Use your imagination

LOL:whistling:

NO WAY CAN YOU GET HER THAT IRON!!!!!

Its blue ffs, get her the girlie pink one;-)

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buggles;3848229

NO WAY CAN YOU GET HER THAT IRON!!!!!Its blue ffs, get her the girlie … NO WAY CAN YOU GET HER THAT IRON!!!!!Its blue ffs, get her the girlie pink one;-)



didn't think about that

i hope this is a joke....

well if you insist on an iron get this one she WILL love this one
domena.co.uk/ - wil cost you 10 times as much but what the heck ITS CHRISTMAS

Have had a good giggle over you lot when I was feeling a bit down !!
So thank you and "Merry Christmas" to you all

now i know what i am missing by being single!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th. Also December 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend.


your noy trying hard enough!, get back there soon, at least 5 times a day

Found an alternative great gift for the wife..

amazon.co.uk/dp/…mp;

What more could a woman want???

Original Poster

withabix;3848369

Found an alternative great gift for the … Found an alternative great gift for the wife..http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1843170515?tag=k050-21&camp=2902&creative=19466&linkCode=as4&creativeASIN=1843170515&adid=092A2GBJHVH9AN4GE97M&What more could a woman want???




Lick [sic] it :w00t:

only works if theres a bush to trim!

You guys really need to watch this.

Someone posted it on another forum I use a couple of weeks back, and this thread is SO why it was funny:

adage.com/bri…001

Enjoy, and take note!

£25.00?!?! seeing as you're a tight git, why not save yourself some money and buy her this?

amazon.co.uk/Gro…4KE

:santa:

Got my mrs a Dyson

Original Poster

rawson;3848616

£25.00?!?! seeing as you're a tight git, why not save yourself some money … £25.00?!?! seeing as you're a tight git, why not save yourself some money and buy her this?http://www.amazon.co.uk/Grow-Your-Own-TM-Boyfriend/dp/B000MQ94KE:santa:



Then they go on to buy this



amazon.co.uk/Dea…CYV
:w00t:

Original Poster

He laid her on the table.
So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat.
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast.
And then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide...he looked inside.
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...
























































And then he stuffed the turkey.

avoint;3848157

This is serious. Please BEWARE!Over the last month I became a victim of a … This is serious. Please BEWARE!Over the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Costco for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen. Their large firm young breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It's impossible not to look especially with all the rain we have been having.When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another store, in my case, Tesco in Hammersmith You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th. Also December 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend.So Be Warned!



Excellent! First joke on here to amuse me! Rep.

avoint;3848157

This is serious. Please BEWARE!Over the last month I became a victim of a … This is serious. Please BEWARE!Over the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Costco for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen. Their large firm young breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It's impossible not to look especially with all the rain we have been having.When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another store, in my case, Tesco in Hammersmith You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th. Also December 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend.So Be Warned!



That is so funny. Thank you. :thumbsup:
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