'Dungeon' Evil Hutch W0.92m x D0.44m £79 + delivery @ Dunster House
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'Dungeon' Evil Hutch W0.92m x D0.44m £79 + delivery @ Dunster House

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Found 21st Jul 2016
Treat your bun to this absolutely lovely hutch.
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No price, no pic, no shop, no good. Expect a chilly breeze coming very quickly.
Edited by: "Ad80" 21st Jul 2016
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No price, no pic, no shop, no good. Expect a chilly breeze coming very … No price, no pic, no shop, no good. Expect a chilly breeze coming very quickly.



For the rabbit YUP if you read the link
Not amusing.

Odd, you can actually buy this too

This Dungeon Evil Hutch is just 37% of the MINIMUM size a hutch should … This Dungeon Evil Hutch is just 37% of the MINIMUM size a hutch should be! Long term confinement to this very small space will highly likely lead to skeletal, muscular and mental problems in your rabbits. This is made of extremely low grade materials, requires treating regularly and isn't safe from foxes who can bite through the mesh or separate it from its staples. When they want to retreat, the sleeping area offers cold, damp and lots of light.


Roof: 6mm plywood covered with felt. Plywood thickness highly … Roof: 6mm plywood covered with felt. Plywood thickness highly inadequateFloor: 3mm plywood floor. Flimsy and easily waterloggedEngraving: The "Evil Hutch" engraving leaves you in no doubt over your purchase.


Scary Sleeping AreaSleeping Area. The ideal sleeping area should be dark, … Scary Sleeping AreaSleeping Area. The ideal sleeping area should be dark, secluded, safe feeling, and well insulated. Don't worry, this has none of that! The Devil horns beginning to sprout from your noggin will flourish with the purchase of this Evil product.


Weak and wobbly plywoodAt only 3mm thick, this material is thrillingly … Weak and wobbly plywoodAt only 3mm thick, this material is thrillingly weak and wobbly. Your rabbits will happily chomp away, giving themselves stomach problems and leaving the weakened structure susceptible to predators. Congratulations!


Pathetic MeshThe Evil Mesh measures only 1.0mm2 (19g). This combination … Pathetic MeshThe Evil Mesh measures only 1.0mm2 (19g). This combination keeps your bunny nicely within reach of predators at all times, especially when the bunny's paw gets stuck. It's a joyful teeth-and-claw free for all!


Flimsy RoofThe Evil roof is made from low quality flimsy plywood. Ideal … Flimsy RoofThe Evil roof is made from low quality flimsy plywood. Ideal for the uncaring owner, as your rabbit cannot escape the seepage of rainwater, or a determined fox.


Spongey FloorA top quality ... whoops, that's a lie ... an awful quality … Spongey FloorA top quality ... whoops, that's a lie ... an awful quality floor of plywood makes the most excellent sponge for the excretia of your bun-bun. Hard to clean, easy to break, it's super duper!


Evil engravingThis prominent 'Evil' branding leaves you in no doubt as to … Evil engravingThis prominent 'Evil' branding leaves you in no doubt as to the quality and purpose of your product. You can display your cheery cruelty with pride to all who visit for dubious sacrificial rituals...


Perfect Pantry?In medieval times hutches were used to fatten rabbits … Perfect Pantry?In medieval times hutches were used to fatten rabbits prior to the pot. If that's your aim, this wonderfully inadequate space will assist in creating a tubby bunny with no end of skeletal, muscular and mental issues.

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X) clever advert
Great stuff. Glad to see somebody bringing this kinda thing to light a bit more. Too many pet stores sell this kinda rubbish and seem to think it's OK for the pets to suffer in these tiny, undersized confines. Owners often seem all too happy to chuck their lone rabbit outside in a tiny hutch and forget about it 99% of the time as well.
Edited by: "RJUK" 21st Jul 2016
most hutches ate way too small but this a BONKERS way to promote any company.
I think they are trying to be funny and rightly saying buy a proper home for your rabbit rather than a cheap hutch as shown. Only problem is that I don't think it works. It would have been better to do it in a more serious way pointing out the differences. I think that, and not being sure what the actual deal is, are the main reasons for the cold votes. Not voting either way.
local guy does similar hutch for 35 pounds in a small town called batley in west yorkshire
if have rabbits and good health make a hutch out of free wood. at least it will get you off mobile phone games or rubbish tv stuff repeats
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