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durex condoms bogof £7.95 @ Sainsburys
durex condoms bogof £7.95 @ Sainsburys

durex condoms bogof £7.95 @ Sainsburys

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12 pack durex condoms bogof. 24 condoms for less than 8quid is very cheap.

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Or register with a Contraception & Sexual Health Clinic and get them FREE!!

or get it from pound land, mates 12 ribbed @1.50 or durex flavoured 12 for £1

or get married - as they instantly become surplus at that point !!!!

Or get a vasectomy and get rid of those pesky little swimmers once and for all. Unfortunately/fortunately all my little swimmers seemed to be of olympian standard and managed to get through at every opportunity.

So if your in a long term relationship and you've done your bit to replenish the population, get it done; it's free (oh, and don't get a local like I did, get a general anaesthetic).

However, that said there may be times when you still want to put on a condom anyway, I'll leave that to your imagination...

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or get married - as they instantly become surplus at that point !!!!



Take it you've heard this one

A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display.
Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?"

Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights."

Boy: "So, why do they make packs of three?"

Dad: "For the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights."

Boy: "Then why do they make packs of 12?"

Dad: "Those are for married couples -- you know, January, February, March."

Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?" Dad: "Those are for the … Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?" Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights." Boy: "So, why do they make packs of three?" Dad: "For the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights." Boy: "Then why do they make packs of 12?" Dad: "Those are for married couples -- you know, January, February, March."



Brilliant, ... and not so much a joke at times!
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