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Durex Dash Button £4.99 @ Amazon (Prime Members)
Durex Dash Button £4.99 @ Amazon (Prime Members)

Durex Dash Button £4.99 @ Amazon (Prime Members)

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38 Comments

Haha!

Me waiting for the delivery man:
http://www.relatably.com/m/img/impatient-memes/51e585f262d4ab9c33417ee74143a8209bea20ed324ccbbc84e7b4f265604851.jpg

surely it takes 24 hours to come??

Next day deliver... Not sure I could last that long, that's beyond tantric.

Pro-Fail-Lactic! COLD
Edited by: "NoveltyCondomHed" 9th Sep 2016

pgilc1

surely it takes 24 hours to come??



Challenge accepted

I like this idea. Never seen it before.

Maybe you should take away the durex dash button and just have it blank for people to choose whixh product to dash for themselves. Not sure if that's been posted already though.

Just bought an Optimum Nutrition dash button as I always buy my protein from them so this will be great.

Thanks for again for posting it OP.

The frequently purchased together down the page. Durex, Andrex and Persil made me smile.

Cold too similar to the Dominos button, my girlfriend wasnt happy, pepperoni is not a good contraceptive.
Edited by: "catbeans" 9th Sep 2016

Will it alert you when the price jumps sky high? I think I'll just stick to my local supermarket.

think this has been posted before, but its come back again.

smash and dash

Dragons den fail.

pgilc1

surely it takes 24 hours to come??


Tantric Delivery they call it.

catbeans

Cold too similar to the Dominos button, my girlfriend wasnt happy, … Cold too similar to the Dominos button, my girlfriend wasnt happy, pepperoni is not a good contraceptive.


Would be worse if she sliced up the wrong Salami.

rent-a-tent

Next day deliver... Not sure I could last that long, that's beyond … Next day deliver... Not sure I could last that long, that's beyond tantric.


Obviously you need to read the teaching's of Sting.

catbeans

Cold too similar to the Dominos button, my girlfriend wasnt happy, … Cold too similar to the Dominos button, my girlfriend wasnt happy, pepperoni is not a good contraceptive.



​Does she get it for free if you dont deliver on time.

ben5363

​Does she get it for free if you dont deliver on time.



I always arrive early

I had to go out so the delivery driver gave it to the neighbour...

Is this coming soon?

Why use condoms its 2016?

catbeans

Cold too similar to the Dominos button, my girlfriend wasnt happy, … Cold too similar to the Dominos button, my girlfriend wasnt happy, pepperoni is not a good contraceptive.



Eat too many Pepperoni Dominoes and you'll become a massive lard-**** - that's a pretty good contraceptive

dorset_taco

Will it alert you when the price jumps sky high? I think I'll just stick … Will it alert you when the price jumps sky high? I think I'll just stick to my local supermarket.



Yes, that is the major criticism levelled at this Amazon system. You could end up buying something for double its price the last month and would know only when the purchase confirmation comes through!
Edited by: "hcc27" 9th Sep 2016

xbox360man

Why use condoms its 2016?



Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex. Cause you don't want that late text,

Change_Me

Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex. Cause you don't want that … Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex. Cause you don't want that late text,



The award for the least catchy slogan 2016, goes tooooo.

I'm confused, I thought £4.99 was full price?

What a load of old c*ck

Freely available at local family planning and clap clinics

catbeans

I always arrive early



​Lol.

finding this when you finally run out will be worse than hunting the TV remote. The app on your phone with one click set up is pretty much push button ordering. I think Amazon have just launched these to grab headlines.

Freezing! Not only do you not know the price but what happens when your kid presses the button x50 times?

Woody10

Freezing! Not only do you not know the price but what happens when your … Freezing! Not only do you not know the price but what happens when your kid presses the button x50 times?



​Nowt cos it only works if you press once. After that it won't work again until your order is delivered

pgilc1

surely it takes 24 hours to come??



​Sounds like an anti-climax?

They saw you coming at that price X)

Change_Me

Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex. Cause you don't want that … Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex. Cause you don't want that late text,




Bareback in a tight crack means you're guaranteed to empty your ball sack...........

Woody10

Freezing! Not only do you not know the price but what happens when your … Freezing! Not only do you not know the price but what happens when your kid presses the button x50 times?



What kid?

JJMPSP

What kid?



​the one you had before you got this dash button...

And just as the wife says she might be pregnant oops!
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