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Durex Lube 50ml £2.00 at Tesco, Buy One Get One Free
Durex Lube 50ml £2.00 at Tesco, Buy One Get One Free

Durex Lube 50ml £2.00 at Tesco, Buy One Get One Free

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Again at Tesco's Clitheroe, various Durex Lubes available on offer at £2.00 for 50ml with Buy One Get One Free, and don't forget those Double Card Points!

I'll be slipping into Tesco's later for some!

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Haha....'slipping'

What's wrong with natural human lube? Impatience?

Haha heat for the funny

What's wrong with natural human lube? Impatience?

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Dunno what they're doing mate, don't see why anyone would want lube.

Except if they like the marmite highway.

Something is lacking if one can't get the human lube to 'flow'

its only good if your gonna do it more than 3 times. The human lube reserves are empty by then and you end up using spit etc..

its only good if your gonna do it more than 3 times. The human lube reserves are empty by then and you end up using spit etc..

Done more than 3 and never had such problems or had to spit.

As I said, no one should need lube unless they like the brown.

Original Poster

ll Deano ll;7126657

its only good if your gonna do it more than 3 times. The human lube … its only good if your gonna do it more than 3 times. The human lube reserves are empty by then and you end up using spit etc..Done more than 3 and never had such problems or had to spit.As I said, no one should need lube unless they like the brown.



Please! I'm just sitting here eating a bacon sarnie, with a dollop of brown sauce!

FTCom;7126679

Please! I'm just sitting here eating a bacon sarnie, with a dollop of … Please! I'm just sitting here eating a bacon sarnie, with a dollop of brown sauce!



Haha, sorry mate.

It's true though, if someone needs lube then they ain't flicking the right switches.

ll Deano ll;7126685

Haha, sorry mate. It's true though, if someone needs lube then they ain't … Haha, sorry mate. It's true though, if someone needs lube then they ain't flicking the right switches.



It's not my fault if the clams all dried up :?

Dare I say, "Tradesman's Entrance"

"at Tesco's Clitheroe"

Haha!
Heat and lube!

meh, I use a block of lard, 23p from tescos

Bang it in dry I say!

Great find, especially if yer single ;-)

hahaha

il get sum of this for in the morning for when she still asleep

:santa:

Good buy for a "Secret Santa" too :-)

great for sliding along

Durex lube available in Clit Heroe.......you just couldn't make it up :p:whistling:

You would look SOOO dodgy as a single white male buying this

iamwhoiam;7128094

You would look SOOO dodgy as a single white male buying this



Whilst wearing your fave pink tshirt

















And holding hands with your boyfriend

or at least you thought it was his hand...

or had multiple personality disorder and thought it was his hand

immature idiots!
this is not the website for your childish remarks

Haha
Its real it is something that some people do need trust me on this one what works for some dont work for others you have to be considerate
Not all people can turn the tap on all the way same way not all people are as gifted as others

This is yet another great find
Its not fun if she aint having fun and this is a nice way to consider your other half sometimes
Dont have too much fun some of you
Your not meant to use this "solo" if you know what i mean!!
Should have an age and person Guide
" Not suitable for ingestion or Solo use available to persons AGE 16 and Over"

don_in_ed;7128590

immature idiots!this is not the website for your childish remarks



Dont, you will just encourage us :thumbsup:

If you drink this will it help with constipation???

ll Deano ll;7126685

Haha, sorry mate.It's true though, if someone needs lube then they ain't … Haha, sorry mate.It's true though, if someone needs lube then they ain't flicking the right switches.



then you're obviously too young / immature to understand what can potentially affect many post menopausal women.

Grow up little boys.

Only the "tingle" on offer at my Tesco :-( All the rest are still full price

Sadgeek;7129703

Only the "tingle" on offer at my Tesco :-( All the rest are still full … Only the "tingle" on offer at my Tesco :-( All the rest are still full price



Don't ya fancy a little tingle on your tadger or taco ;-)

STUkrugen;7129701

then you're obviously too young / immature to understand what can … then you're obviously too young / immature to understand what can potentially affect many post menopausal women.Grow up little boys.



and he thinks he is a real stud probably...but we will only hear his side of the encounter

don_in_ed;7128590

immature idiots! this is not the website for your childish remarks


STUkrugen;7129701

then you're obviously too young / immature to understand what can … then you're obviously too young / immature to understand what can potentially affect many post menopausal women.Grow up little boys.



I'm not into ******* grannies just yet :oops:

haha heat just for the humour!

Original Poster

At the end of the day Tesco feel this is a product that the general public need, I just wonder what Tesco have planned for the New year and beyond?

Last lube I tried smelt of mint sauce - would prefer the lard !!

I laughed out loud at this entire thread, causing others to come look, with disasterous consequences...
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