Durex Play Pina Colada Lubricant 50ml at Poundland
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Durex Play Pina Colada Lubricant 50ml at Poundland

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Found 4th Jan 2013
Very coconutty, apparently

Found instore in the Norwich branch.
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Who the hell drinks lubricant?
It's edible ;))
According to John?
Anyone road tested this?
Ha, I thought Lewis would post first.
have seen in a few stores nationwide
@MrWhitelabel
How many stores Nationwide have you visited for this!?
'Zat why they call it coconut 'milk'?

Oh, and H+'d

Edited by: "lefthand" 4th Jan 2013
ChampionshipManager

Anyone road tested this?



yup, very nice
cool my wife loves pina colada......
hamster88

cool my wife loves pina colada......



Yeah, I could have told you that
This deal will get really hot because people think that any sex-related deals are hilarious.

EDIT: 6 hours later....told you
Edited by: "DJ1" 4th Jan 2013
stephanie6943

It's edible ;))



Someone should serve this as a desert on Come Dine With Me.
For those who like making love at midnight, in the dunes on the Cape.
brings a whol new meaning to this...


I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape."

I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean.
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad.
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad.

"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape."

So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"..

"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."
DJ1

This deal will get really hot because people think that any sex-related … This deal will get really hot because people think that any sex-related deals are hilarious.



They Are

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I tend to find plying a woman with actual piña colada's is a better way to naturally lubricate her.:p
sExcellent steal
Fish and coconut ................lovely
I like the fact the deal was posted by BigPlonker
vegamom

Ever since getting this OH loves asking me if I'd like a p e n i s colada.

Mine asks me if I'd like a pee in a colander. This Lady on the streets, a freak in the sheets new year's resolution is already out of control!
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/31569544.jpg
love it
ChampionshipManager

Anyone road tested this?


Yes, great stuff, smells, tastes and works a treat. Never actually used it on a road though.
Up yer butt with a coconut.

My favourite greeting becomes a reality.


It's truly a great age we live in.
Thanks just picked up 10 to take back for the girls at the parlour
Can you put them in the freezer to make ice cream?
Does it come with an umbrella?
pure coconut oil is slippier :P
SteveM79

I tend to find plying a woman with actual piña colada's is a better way … I tend to find plying a woman with actual piña colada's is a better way to naturally lubricate her.:p


Take that crime, you sh*it!
Tastes ok, I like! the wife hates! excuses I think though... Can get a bit dry/sticky after a bit (the lube not the Mrs.)
Cheaper than Castrol oO
Bring a whole new meaning to the name Poundland.
Thanks, late christmas present for my grandma
Nothing says 'romantic evening' more than cheap lub from a poundstore and a bunch of flowers from a petrol station....

"Because you're worth it baby."
None in Leeds :-(
pdbis

Does it come with an umbrella?



she might prefer you use something more comfortable.
It goes well with the ainol tablet.
chemical crap that is harmful on the outside of the body nevermind if it reaches the inside
I like pina colada and getting caught in the rain...
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