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Durex pleasure me, ultra thin & extra safe pack of 6 condoms for £1.25 @ Boots
Durex pleasure me, ultra thin & extra safe pack of 6 condoms for £1.25 @ Boots

Durex pleasure me, ultra thin & extra safe pack of 6 condoms for £1.25 @ Boots

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UPDATE:

Further reduced to 50p now!
bought 4 but till calculated buy one get the 2nd for 25p!

Ended up getting 4 packs for £1.50!

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Founds in boots Scunthorpe.

Durex pleasure me, ultra thin & extra safe pack of 6 condoms for £1.25.

110 Comments

Original Poster

Can provide receipt if needed

this jokes wearing a bit thin?

Waiting for the jokes to come

something for the weekend, Sir?

last me for a year

time to stock up

Never liked rubber johnnies.

voted hot, but at £1.25, it's a bit of a stretch.

Bargain condoms? Don't think I'll risk it!

horrible things.

They saw you coming at that price, heat added X)

6 in a box?

I'd better get 4 boxes - I'm there for the weekend

Just have kids. Best form of contraception. You don't have time to do the deed then X)
Edited by: "MrsMischief82" 4th Jan

condoms found in Scunthorpe? Insert joke here...

Does this include extra large?

MrsMischief82

Just have kids. Best form of contraception. You don't have time to do … Just have kids. Best form of contraception. You don't have time to do the deed then X)



​Oh I don't know, it adds to the fun of a quickie

michaelgell

last me for a year


Show off!

expiry date?

bern67

Does this include extra large?



Why, what do you plan on putting in them? Your outdated jokes or your ego?

MrsMischief82

Just have kids. Best form of contraception. You don't have time to do … Just have kids. Best form of contraception. You don't have time to do the deed then X)



That old chestnut!!!

save money, go for 6 x 5p bags from supermarket. thank me later

greentrident

condoms found in Scunthorpe? Insert joke here...


Unlikely. Fertilization success between family members is quite difficult. They have had plenty of practice up around there.
Edited by: "getmeone" 4th Jan

Can't beat hukd condom comments

Looks like a sofa.

Victoriaa

Can provide receipt if needed



​"I'm not your Dad, here's the receipt to prove it"

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luvsadealdealdeal

6 in a box?I'd better get 4 boxes - I'm there for the weekend


PE?

You can get help for that bud.

The hell am i gunna do with 6 condoms?

Any chance they allow me to try before I buy? Last lot were too big and they wouldn't honour a refund.

118luke

The hell am i gunna do with 6 condoms?



​1 for your birthday, 1 for Xmas 2017, oh ermmm, that still leaves 4 and they'll be out of date by then lol

shamhaque

Any chance they allow me to try before I buy? Last lot were too big and … Any chance they allow me to try before I buy? Last lot were too big and they wouldn't honour a refund.



​tumble dry them before use?

kiaclare

​1 for your birthday, 1 for Xmas 2017, oh ermmm, that still leaves 4 and t … ​1 for your birthday, 1 for Xmas 2017, oh ermmm, that still leaves 4 and they'll be out of date by then lol



​4 posh ones

Checking for new jokes...nope.

118luke

The hell am i gunna do with 6 condoms?



​​​blow one up like a balloon. (1) wear one on your head - both of them. (2) (3) use one as a water balloon (4) give one to a mate - the condom, not 'give one' (5) and suppose you should probably use one for it's intended use. (6)

Giant Water Bombs, X)

Victoriaa

Can provide receipt if needed



can you show us a used condom also?

jokes collected

jonesinamillion

expiry date?



​Once filled.

ktm666

Why, what do you plan on putting in them? Your outdated jokes or your … Why, what do you plan on putting in them? Your outdated jokes or your ego?



​sounds like I need more than 1 packet
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