Durex Pleasure Pack (9+3)  £0.99 @ 99p store
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Durex Pleasure Pack (9+3) £0.99 @ 99p store

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Found 14th Jul 2012
3x Tingle
3x Pleasuremax
3x Performa
3x Play Heat lube sachets

bought in 99p Swansea not sure is national
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INB4 these crackers.

1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your ****
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!
Also INB4:

- Do they come in XXL
-This is a lifetimes supply

inb4, thats this evening settled then
Would you really trust condoms from a 99p store o_O
paramoreRyan

Would you really trust condoms from a 99p store o_O


Would you trust condoms from poundland? The penny makes all the difference apparently oO Of course you can, it's Durex!!!
paramoreRyan

Would you really trust condoms from a 99p store o_O



No, they stick a pin through them all to ensure future generations of cheapskates.
HOOOTTTTTT!!!!!
Think we might be in for a grown up condom thread for once.

Anyone recommend one over the other? Ten to be a bit conservative and always go for the extra safe ones.

condoms always bloody brake even if you use extra safe flipping joke lol
madcars3

condoms always bloody brake even if you use extra safe flipping joke lol


Maybe it's your woman putting the brakes on?
Where's this 99p store
Inb4 she changes her mind! ; )
The lube burns like a George Foreman grill, girls... trust me on that.
Good find OP. Its a shame these are not for me because they just won't fit. I'm hung like a mouse!
INB4 she realises i'm not wearing one!
in the backdoor
Always check these deals to get some lulz. Funny as usual, thank you.
Wish I had someone to share condoms with

http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Forever_ccb20d_2356768.gif
Hadouken!

The lube burns like a George Foreman grill, girls... trust me on that.



What exactly have you been doing with your George Forman grill?
Do they have these in size small? A friend was asking..
although probably not national this is rather hot, heck for 99p If I was a woman I would buy them to make water balloons!
Tabasco works as well ...HOT
I prefer the old bin liner and masking tape method..
22. Wrap your wanger before you Bang her
23. When she drops her thong, cover your shlong... keep this going!
Inb4 she changes her mind! ; )
Can a sheep get pregnant op? (_;)
eternald

Inb4 she changes her mind! ; )



How often have you made her change her mind??
Going for seconds, should have ended with again
Onb4?
24... There only a pound, so cover your mound...

actually they're 99p

Edited by: "napolimp" 15th Jul 2012
Im a magnum trojan man myself,I find these dont roll over enough and are too tight
25...raw taw or no taw ataw
The snips cheaper and more reliable
I quality control tested these with a pin at the factory and can confirm the rubber is very this but the pin went through just fine without leaving any marks whatsoever! X)
26... when riding the bumper, put on the rubber jumper
This is pretty cheap, but I'm not a big fan of the tingly/heat stuff, makes you feel like you have pins and needles in the groin area!

And as for the "performa" version, voluntarily putting anaesthetic on one's Mr Wobbly, I think not!! So I'd only use 3 of these.
Hadouken!

The lube burns like a George Foreman grill, girls... trust me on that.

you could be allergic to the lube ,try mates condoms,different lube.
cheapshot

you could be allergic to the lube ,try mates condoms,different lube.



This should last you...
amazon.co.uk/gp/…47Y
95% of you can get a lifetimes supply of condoms for 99p unless you want to make your lego men waterproof
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