Durex Real Feel 6pk 99p store Milton Keynes £0.99
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Durex Real Feel 6pk 99p store Milton Keynes £0.99

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Found 23rd Apr 2014
Durex Real Feel
6 pack for 99p
found in New Milton Keynes 99p store
loads on the shelf.
could be national
stay safe
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You should buy it and post it to me...lol
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inb4 the "wow that's cheap for a years supply", " do they have them in extra large", "what's the sell by date as I don't think I will use them all", " cold, I get a refurbished one cheaper on eBay".

12 pack - that should last me and the wife about 2 years !

badgerrules

inb4 the "wow that's cheap for a years supply", " do they have them in … inb4 the "wow that's cheap for a years supply", " do they have them in extra large", "what's the sell by date as I don't think I will use them all", " cold, I get a refurbished one cheaper on eBay".




http://m.quickmeme.com/img/ee/ee9509c8569322f8607c22bb246edb5794500c5a90d3f6c19172ac6909e9cdc6.jpg

Real Feel



Do these work without a woman?

One of my mates works there, I might see if he can use his 10% staff discount and get me a pack for 88p X)

Thanks OP for alerting me there's a new 99p store opened in Milton Keynes! (Apparently opened earlier this month.)

To save other's searching - it's showing on their site as:
99p Stores - Milton Keynes, Unit D1 The Place Retail Park, Elder Gate, Milton Keynes, MK9 1EN
[that's the one just North of the MKC Rail station, towards A5 roundabout, where there's been a Currys, now + PCWorld, for years]
Hours: Monday - Friday 9:00 – 20:00, Saturday 9:00 – 19:00, Sunday 11:00 – 17:00

And for other MK'ers who missed it : B&M Home Store opened last year in a block South of the MKC Rail station where PC World was for long while. Unit B, Routeco Retail Park, Milton Keynes MK6 1BN

Edited by: "mk-donald" 23rd Apr 2014

Are these like those little tape pens my wife uses for crafting, or just mini-rolls?

Also, how sticky are they compared to 3M?

- Down Under...

Riever

Are these like those little tape pens my wife uses for crafting, or just … Are these like those little tape pens my wife uses for crafting, or just mini-rolls?Also, how sticky are they compared to 3M? - Down Under...



???

Ah, a condom post. Let's see how many people have their cliché canons locked and loaded.

Voting cold... Tried one on in the store to ensure it would fit comfortably before put chance and moments later I was escorted out by a number of police and staff.

Did not help when I asked the policewoman to feel my John Thomas and question it felt like a bare ****

I'm due back in court this June

aidenclifford

Voting cold... Tried one on in the store to ensure it would fit … Voting cold... Tried one on in the store to ensure it would fit comfortably before perchance and moments later I was escorted out by a number of police and staff. Did not help when I asked the policewoman to feel my John Thomas and question it felt like a bare **** I'm due back in court this June

Are these any good for An@l ?

Mikeey

One of my mates works there, I might see if he can use his 10% staff … One of my mates works there, I might see if he can use his 10% staff discount and get me a pack for 88p X)



Oh dear. 10% off 99p is 90p not 88p.

DuffRulez

Are these any good for An@l ?



Do you feel silly now when you look at what you posted?

Giant balloons for kids parties.
I'll get my coat

deeky

Do you feel silly now when you look at what you posted?



Don't knock it till you've tried it! My wife loves it

Kais

Oh dear. 10% off 99p is 90p not 88p.

it would be 89p

DuffRulez

Don't knock it till you've tried it! My wife loves it



Many of us know

jono49

it would be 89p



Depends. Almost all discounts I have come across always round down, no matter how close there are to the next pence.

DuffRulez

Don't knock it till you've tried it! My wife loves it


I can vouch for DuffRulez, his Mrs. does love it!

TangoDelta2

Which means it would be 89p, like he said. I don't know how you got 88p.



What I meant by "round down" is that the discount itself is rounded down. So 99*0.1 = 9.9. As they cannot give 9.9p off they give 9p off and NOT 10p which would happen if it was rounded to the nearest whole number.

I didn't get 88p, Mikeey did.

Mikeey

One of my mates works there, I might see if he can use his 10% staff … One of my mates works there, I might see if he can use his 10% staff discount and get me a pack for 88p X)



That's a magical 10% discount if it actually gets you 11.111% discount

Best Dunkys around. Hot at this price.

aidenclifford

Voting cold... Tried one on in the store to ensure it would fit … Voting cold... Tried one on in the store to ensure it would fit comfortably before put chance and moments later I was escorted out by a number of police and staff. Did not help when I asked the policewoman to feel my John Thomas and question it felt like a bare **** I'm due back in court this June



lol

I buy all Durex on Amazon, no need for embarrassment to buy a 99p item.. good price though!
Edited by: "jamalhc" 23rd Apr 2014

DuffRulez

Are these any good for An@l ?



I'll come round tonight you tell me how rough you want

jono49

it would be 89p


No, it would be 89.1p if you're being @nal
Edited by: "samuelsmith87" 23rd Apr 2014

BarmyBulldog

I'll come round tonight you tell me how rough you want



You'd better buy two packs oO

DuffRulez

You'd better buy two packs oO



My kind of man! we'll make strong friends yet

Only 99p. Won't make one difference to the high teenage pregnancy rate round here. Then again contraceptives are free but what good do they do?

Banned

They need em in Milton Keynes too.

KingAndaval

That's a magical 10% discount if it actually gets you 11.111% discount


Sorry guys I did only get a d in maths please cane me

DuffRulez

Are these any good for An@l ?


Sounds like they aren't good for anything

gibbos_goons

loads on the shelf


*bing bong* Clean up in isle 4 please

aidenclifford

Voting cold... Tried one on in the store to ensure it would fit … Voting cold... Tried one on in the store to ensure it would fit comfortably before put chance and moments later I was escorted out by a number of police and staff.


I'm guessing you were the one responsible.
Edited by: "upperdecker1" 23rd Apr 2014

only nobs wear condoms...

I only logged in to read the comments!

real feel because for that price will be rubbish and split...hence the name

London2014

real feel because for that price will be rubbish and split...hence the … real feel because for that price will be rubbish and split...hence the name



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Biggunspaul

???



Down under is the clue. In Oz, Durex is the brand name corresponding to our Sellotape. Jasper Carrot used to do a bit about a cobber walking into a drugstore and asking for a roll of Durex.
Edited by: "LongPockets" 23rd Apr 2014

Mikeey

One of my mates works there, I might see if he can use his 10% staff … One of my mates works there, I might see if he can use his 10% staff discount and get me a pack for 88p X)



Staff do not get a discount.
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