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Durex Tingle only £1.71 in Morrisons
Durex Tingle only £1.71 in Morrisons

Durex Tingle only £1.71 in Morrisons

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The blue bottle of Durex Tingle is only £1.71 in Morrisons

39 Comments

Does this go best with Turkey or Pork?

It goes very nicely with pork swords and beef curtains.

(Have I gone too far again?)

Yes..... you have :-D

yes.....haha


if u want your bits to feel like they are on fire then these are for you

Woooo love this stuff LOL!

[QUOTE=denholmeuk;3797997]yes.....haha


if u want your bits to feel like they are on fire then these are for you [/QUOTE

Yes... can be a tad uncomfortable.

This stuff made it hurt when I peed

Why not just use some deep heat instead?

This gives minty fresh breath too!

Original Poster

Thought it might come in useful for a bit of festive fun!! :-)

I'll give anything a try once!

mistersquiddy;3797656

It goes very nicely with pork swords and beef curtains.(Have I gone too … It goes very nicely with pork swords and beef curtains.(Have I gone too far again?)



Yep...Might be time to get your coat mate...:whistling:

Do they do them in XXL ?

EDIT: oops i thought they were mr blobbys..

steer well clear,it doesn't 'tingle' it burns!

:thumbsup: not as good as chilli sauce!!

pricechecks on durex products at the checkout have been embarrassing in the past...

meekie;4133500

steer well clear,it doesn't 'tingle' it burns!




[COLOR="Black"]Chili on your willy ??[/COLOR] :w00t: :whistling:

beansy;3797624

Does this go best with Turkey or Pork?



mistersquiddy;3797656

It goes very nicely with pork swords and beef curtains.(Have I gone too … It goes very nicely with pork swords and beef curtains.(Have I gone too far again?)



ROFLMAO!

In these hard times, save money on the Sage & Onion and try some spicy ingredients in your stuffing.

Warning: allergy sufferers need 'thick skin' when visiting casualty.
:-D

I'm single atm, this stuff any good for a ****?

Banned

Rich_UK;4134263

I'm single atm, this stuff any good for a xxxx?




some things you should keep to yourself :thumbsup:

come on you can tell me, just a simple yes or no will do

Use this in conjunction with Deep Heat on your bum = HEAVEN!! :w00t:

Makes my willy hot (in a painful way).

Can I run my diesel car on this?

Cherry flavor is my fav

my girlfriend complimented me me on the flavour of the new cheese & onion johnny I was wearing... until I told her I wasn't wearing one!

:thumbsup:

Rich_UK;4134263

I'm single atm, this stuff any good for a ****?

I'm not sure but what I do know is that however good a deal it is, it's not as cheap as spit

androoski;4134845

Can I run my diesel car on this?



Only if you have a good injection pump.

Banned

Franky1932;4135127

I'm not sure but what I do know is that however good a deal it is, it's … I'm not sure but what I do know is that however good a deal it is, it's not as cheap as spit



That is vile

philbot;4135014

my girlfriend complimented me me on the flavour of the new cheese & onion … my girlfriend complimented me me on the flavour of the new cheese & onion johnny I was wearing... until I told her I wasn't wearing one!:thumbsup:



philbot you're one sick puppy! :-D

So this is a really hot uk deal in more than one way.

serious question - what is this product actually for?

philbot;4135014

my girlfriend complimented me me on the flavour of the new cheese & onion … my girlfriend complimented me me on the flavour of the new cheese & onion johnny I was wearing... until I told her I wasn't wearing one!:thumbsup:




:giggle: Thats so sick... but funny at the same time :thumbsup:

Nobody tried a fisherman's friend with an applicator?

Banned

YolkiePolkie;3798582

This stuff made it hurt when I peed



No....that's Chlamydia, now everyone give this person a "clap"

Rich_UK;4134263

I'm single atm, this stuff any good for a ****?



And saying stuff like that will certainly make you a babe magnet:p (Not)

Does this stuff make it hot enough to glow in the dark, so it`s easier to find the hole ?? :whistling:

tracyanne1;3800369

I'll give anything a try once!



There was a young lady from Rhyll
Tried dynamite sticks for a thrill
They found her v**ina
In South Carolina
And bits of her t*ts in Brazil

I bet she thought that too! :whistling:

Wolfie1969;4143611

Does this stuff make it hot enough to glow in the dark, so it`s easier to … Does this stuff make it hot enough to glow in the dark, so it`s easier to find the hole ?? :whistling:



You can get glow-in-the-dark condoms. ;-)
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