Dutch Hoe (gardening variety) @ B&Q £1 C+C HMMMM
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Dutch Hoe (gardening variety) @ B&Q £1 C+C HMMMM

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Found 23rd Jun 2017
A gardening hoe, here is just one review apparently its exceptional -
For the price you can't beat this, its slender body, light enough so you can get it into positions without making your back sore. Even after 10mins of pushing & sliding, the head remained steady, which is important. Shaft size did allow me to get into those tight hard to reach areas without breaking too much sweat. In every area it felt well proportioned, especially with my arthritic hands, a good grip is key.

After I finished I just wiped the length down with an old rag until next time. There are traditional Hoe's out there i.e. American standard which is possibly a bit more pricey and will do a few more tricks, however this was the money shot. Its no good keeping your old hoes around you as will have to work to keep them sharp, a blunt hoe will take you twice as long to finish the job.
Please note these words are not mine
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I've seen these in the window
I think Dutch girls are lovely.
when u go to b&q click and collect they will ask you can I help please, you tell them I'm here to collect a Dutch hoe
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I think Dutch girls are lovely.
I've seen these in the window
I bought three to give to Santa Claus.

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ILikeUsingGifsToComment

I've seen these in the window


not for a pound I wager
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Bilbo1968

I think Dutch girls are lovely.


enough bars now ?
heat added just for the chuckle
I'd suggest you think about what you are likely to collect, BEFORE you click!!
Don't believe it, I've always had to €50 at least
How did i end up in the HUKD red-light district.
when u go to b&q click and collect they will ask you can I help please, you tell them I'm here to collect a Dutch hoe
I really love thrusting my hoe.

Sometimes I like my hoe to be dirty and really take great pleasure forcing her head into the ground.

If my hoe doesn't do what I want I get really rough with her .

Good price heat added
That review in the description, 10/10 would read again
You can't beat the love of a good hoe
WOW! a dutch Hoe cost me £40 in Amsterdam last year.
Draw over Dutch every time for me.
I spent all my money on hoes and coke,
it turns out I've still got change from a fiver and two more cans left.

thug life chose me
just want to point out that the clearance went live early by accident and there is a high chance they will not be in stock.
A pound for a hoe can't be bad.
My mate paid a tenner for his hoe last year, showing it off every where. All around town, in the pub. Asked me if I wanted to have a go on it. Looked a really dirty hoe so I gave it a miss. Old paddy said it was the dirtiest hoe he had seen but, apparently it satisfied his needs.
Good find, if there are any left.
Hey hoe
This deal brings back bad memories of the time I used to date a Dutch girl. She cheated on me.

Heat for the deal though
So lame
Prices will go up after March 29 2019 
m3racer123

That review in the description, 10/10 would read again


Read it to yourself in a Swiss Toni voice.
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A rake and Hoe, gardeners special ..
wtf is HMMMM ?
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ssc1

wtf is HMMMM ?


HMMMM
Will you get clap or any STIs from using this?
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Bitbotbang

Will you get clap or any STIs from using this?


No but hand protection is vital.
Doubt amazon will price match this since it's not a brand make, dam you B&Q why do you have to be so far away, i need a dutch hoe not the Lederhosen wearing kind, great for de-weeding
cold expired it.
Heat added just for the description- don't need a hoe.
Heat added for description X)
Came in just for jokes
Dutch Hoe?? are these the ones good with weed?
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ssc1

cold expired it.



Don't forget your bat and ball X)
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This guy knows...
Edited by: "Noosei" 24th Jun 2017
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