EDIBLE ANUS "It's not Terry's, it's mine" £9.24 delivered from Firebox.com
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EDIBLE ANUS "It's not Terry's, it's mine" £9.24 delivered from Firebox.com

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Found 12th Mar 2016
Give them a present from the heart of your bottom
The perfect tongue-in-cheek gift
Belgian chocolate, British anus. Tasteless, yet absolutely delicious
Well-loved by Graham Norton and Stephen Fry
DESCRIPTION
Birthdays, Christmas, Anniversaries, Valentine's Day – particularly sensitive times of year; get them the wrong present and you may never live it down, but get it right and you could be hailed as a hero for decades to come – this is where the Edible Anus works its dark magic.

The unassuming black display box contains three gourmet chocolate sphincters, each one carefully cast from the immaculate (well, we think it looks pretty tidy) anus of a kind, female stranger. It might be the cheeky, often outlawed sex muscle but you can't deny that it's a powerful symbol of intimacy. And, given the right flavouring (in this case chocolate) the anus can be a highly decadent treat.

This is the year you open up to that special someone, spread the love, really spoil with them a spot of indulgent **** feasting. Let them know that your heart is in the right place with this thoroughly tongue-in-cheek gift.
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Please Note:
May contain traces of nuts (sorry, sorry, sorry – they might)
Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
Anus Trivia!:
Initially the creator tried to cast his own anus with slightly messy and disastrous results. Whilst explaining his failure to a chance acquaintance at a bus stop he was gratified to find that his fellow bus passenger was willing to let him cast her own delightful anus. The job was done in just over half an hour later that afternoon and all subsequent anuses have been based upon this hallowed casting. The lady who kindly donated her services has no idea that her anus has now gone global.
Product Features:
Box includes three edible anuses – Dark, Milk and Bleached
Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus
Eat it all up or let it dissolve on the tongue
Belgian chocolate, (perfectly-formed) British anus
Ingredients: Dark Chocolate: 55% cocoa solids (cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, soy lecithin, natural vanilla) Milk Chocolate: 34% cocoa solids, 22% milk solids (cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, soy lecithin, natural vanilla) White Chocolate: 28% cocoa butter, 25% milk solids (sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, soy lecithin, natural vanilla)
Dimensions:
Measures approximately 11cm(W) x 3cm(H) x 4cm(D)
Suitable for VegetariansFruit and nut version available soon
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delicious. I get these often from my boss. occasionally from my wife.
I think it a bit of a bum deal
Not to be rude but these are a terrible price for a very bad gift.

I suppose a 12-15 year old boy might find them funny. I'd avoid giving teenagers chocolate versions of intimate body parts, but that's just me.
Unless these things are about 1kg each they're hilariously overpriced.
Now... I consider myself one that's up for a laugh...a wheeze...a bit of a joker boy
But I can't quite see the point here... not quite the body part that does it for me... or most of my circle/sphere
but hey each to his/her
.... Chocolate starfish
boke!
Disgusting!
eat ****
heavygoodz

.... Chocolate starfish



Keep rollin rollin rollin rollin awwwwwww
For the Viz reader in your life.
just y?!?!?
Weird but funny
Pateo



At the risk of getting more freezing votes, do not put anything from firebox on as a deal. There is some great stuff, but nothing on the site is worthy price to be on here... Unless you own firebox?
better than any offering from Cadbury.
jellybomb1980

At the risk of getting more freezing votes, do not put anything from … At the risk of getting more freezing votes, do not put anything from firebox on as a deal. There is some great stuff, but nothing on the site is worthy price to be on here... Unless you own firebox?


I'm not AR**D either way just had some idol time, bumming about
Pateo

I'm not AR**D either way just had some idol time, bumming about



lol
I thought self promition was not allowed?
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