Extendable Back Scratcher £2.15 Delivered @ Amazon and sold by Hot UK Stuff
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Extendable Back Scratcher £2.15 Delivered @ Amazon and sold by Hot UK Stuff

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Found 16th Mar 2013
Product Description
Extends up to 50cm.

Product details
Product Dimensions: 3.2 x 0.6 x 17.1 cm ; 27 g
Boxed-product Weight: 113 g

30 Comments

"Butt-scratcher" aka family guy, lol

Superb!
A must for any part of the body ;-)

butt scratcher?? butt scratcher!!!

Heat added, thanks op

Cheaper than a wife

Only £1.55 and free p&p on ebay

Item number:281077525129
Edited by: "ADDYA" 16th Mar 2013

unhappybunny

Cheaper than a wife

wives are multifunction. Admittedly good ones are hard to find.

Or a husband. But then they can take bins out etc., multifunctional as wives are.
I use a long handled pickle fork from the market - excellent scratch variety!

faiarch

butt scratcher?? butt scratcher!!!


http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/29200000/butt-scratcher-peter-griffin-29296463-265-200.jpg

Do they do a left handed version?

faiarch

butt scratcher?? butt scratcher!!!



Ball scratcher

Amazon Review

I bought this scratcher back in March 2010. It was alright until the … I bought this scratcher back in March 2010. It was alright until the bottom section of the telescopic arm fell off in July.I emailed the seller and was told that they have sold hundreds of these products and no-one else had complained. Nevertheless they sent me a replacement. They said they would write to the manufacturer to find out if this had happened before.Now, (December 2010,) the telescopic handle has fallen to pieces again! I won't bother asking for a replacement. Clearly, there are design flaws with this product.I wonder what the manufacturer had to say. I suspect that manufacturer (not the seller) of selling a pig in a poke. It looks great for a time and then just collapses!



Do people seriously complain about their £2.50 back scratcher falling apart after 3 months? It's like the people who demand continuous support for their 60p phone app

Sid Harper

wives are multifunction. Admittedly good ones are hard to find.



what - good back scratchers?

Walkies1

Do they do a left handed version?



no but you can just bend the prongs the other way - simples!

DamienB

Do people seriously complain about their £2.50 back scratcher falling … Do people seriously complain about their £2.50 back scratcher falling apart after 3 months? It's like the people who demand continuous support for their 60p phone app



I guess it depends upon exactly what they were doing at the time... Could have cost him a lot more than £2.50 if it wasn't his back he was scratching...oO

thanks this will be great to scare little kids with lol cant wait for it to turn up

Were designed to be able to reached every part of our bodies

Woah people really complain about the quality of a back scratcher? If it breaks, just carry on with life.

Oh if everyone else is making the joke, I might as well!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2y4h9U0wG1ruybj9o1_500.jpg

Banned

"I bought this scratcher back in March 2010 ......"

Just because someone feigns indignation does not mean that you are not the worshipful/mesmerised because posturing is how hypocrites get away with anything. Hypocrites like Zer Politikos and their selling [back] to you, your Vested Interest/Greed-Fear, oka "Election Manifesto/Promises". These sorts of Frivolity & Nonsense work because Being Mesmerised means Being Made to Believe What You Want to Believe In and when it comes to mesmerism, oka Religion & Religiosity, it ususally starts when the victim is young/malleable although many "Old Fogies" are are clean as any baby['s bottom] for the purpose of mesmerism because they lack Innocence & Wisdom. Just the opposite of what you'd expect the elders to be. And a Religion is not some preserve of The Hallelujahs, The Blow 'Em Uppers and their Once In You're Nevah Goin' to Get Out or The Top Bangers-Bottom Thrusters, A Religion merely being The Knowledge which lacks empowerment/realisation and its Religiosity being Its Sustenance.

Should longetivity of utility be the desire, get a Bamboo Back Scratcher, which had been used for more than yonks Over Thar and is the reason why they are miraculously more expensive than its modernistic versions/copycats, tradition being the one who keeps going whereas juvenilism is the usurper who works for Fame, Fortune & Immortality, oka The Overly Developed of Brain, who 'finks that their current state is not The Sum of What Went Before but because they happened to be born. Jest like Zat, Alakazam. One's belief is usually not a statement of fact but the statement of the depth of one's Belief System [BS]/State of Mesmerism and the ONLY way to realise true freedom is not to own anything, especially BS because that is the sign that one has already been owned, the MO of Humanity being Ownership Issue.

Another benevolent anti-BS to remember is the fact that Truth could never be unearthed from Untruth, no matter how deep one digs for should anyone attempts that impossibility, he is merely digging himself into a deeper hole/BS. Realise too that Brain Development lacks Conscience if only because Conscience is the sole property of Heart Development, the Absolute/Real Heart [p]residing above The Brain at The Fontanale Bone Area which, before it closes/ossifies, could be seen to beat in sync with the material heart.

gunsNbutter

"I bought this scratcher back in March 2010 ......"Just because someone … "I bought this scratcher back in March 2010 ......"Just because someone feigns indignation does not mean that you are not the worshipful/mesmerised because posturing is how hypocrites get away with anything. Hypocrites like Zer Politikos and their selling [back] to you, your Vested Interest/Greed-Fear, oka "Election Manifesto/Promises". These sorts of Frivolity & Nonsense work because Being Mesmerised means Being Made to Believe What You Want to Believe In and when it comes to mesmerism, oka Religion & Religiosity, it ususally starts when the victim is young/malleable although many "Old Fogies" are are clean as any baby['s bottom] for the purpose of mesmerism because they lack Innocence & Wisdom. Just the opposite of what you'd expect the elders to be. And a Religion is not some preserve of The Hallelujahs, The Blow 'Em Uppers and their Once In You're Nevah Goin' to Get Out or The Top Bangers-Bottom Thrusters, A Religion merely being The Knowledge which lacks empowerment/realisation and its Religiosity being Its Sustenance.Should longetivity of utility be the desire, get a Bamboo Back Scratcher, which had been used for more than yonks Over Thar and is the reason why they are miraculously more expensive than its modernistic versions/copycats, tradition being the one who keeps going whereas juvenilism is the usurper who works for Fame, Fortune & Immortality, oka The Overly Developed of Brain, who 'finks that their current state is not The Sum of What Went Before but because they happened to be born. Jest like Zat, Alakazam. One's belief is usually not a statement of fact but the statement of the depth of one's Belief System [BS]/State of Mesmerism and the ONLY way to realise true freedom is not to own anything, especially BS because that is the sign that one has already been owned, the MO of Humanity being Ownership Issue.Another benevolent anti-BS to remember is the fact that Truth could never be unearthed from Untruth, no matter how deep one digs for should anyone attempts that impossibility, he is merely digging himself into a deeper hole/BS. Realise too that Brain Development lacks Conscience if only because Conscience is the sole property of Heart Development, the Absolute/Real Heart [p]residing above The Brain at The Fontanale Bone Area which, before it closes/ossifies, could be seen to beat in sync with the material heart.



Quote from King's Speech?

Hmmmmmm, BUTT SCRATCHER!

Waste of money just use the wife's pasta spoon, just wash the scabs off before she dishes up the spag bol.


All1

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/3056991/buttscratcher-o.gif

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/23926/woman-picks-butt-o.gif

Banned

JohnnyL



most likely a dude!

save the £2.15, you scratch my back and I will scratch yours.

Who on earth

Who on earth would actually buy a back scratcher?? If you have a repeatedly itchy back I would go and see a doctor. Surely we all have the odd itch and don't need to be that prepared to always carry a back scratcher around with you. I imagine you would keep it in the kitchen cupboard or by the side of the sofa. Helpful if that 'once in a year' itch you can't actually reach happens while you are next to you pre-bought stashed away back scratcher.
Or perhaps you would drive home from work and get the back scratcher out to stop the itch when you arrive home?
No don't be silly, you would keep it in your pocket at all times.

Just imagine someone on Dragon's Den trying to pitch their idea of a back scratching device..
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