FALSE NIPPLES (YES...YOU READ CORRECTLY) - 70% OFF - Reduced from £8 to £2.50 @ Ann Summers
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FALSE NIPPLES (YES...YOU READ CORRECTLY) - 70% OFF - Reduced from £8 to £2.50 @ Ann Summers

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Found 15th Feb 2009
I saw this and realised it was my duty to post it. What more can I say...False nipples.... the classic aphrodisiac! I can't believe I have never thought of it! And also, just incase you have lost one in a freak nipple accident, Ann Summers has the solution, in fact, they have two! BARGAIN! I wish I had a picture next to this post but check the site for a view

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i really dont see the point of these...

http://www.annsummers.com/wcsstore/AnnSummers/images/AnnSummers/ASPRODUCT_IMAGES/01LABBAS1003_M.jpg

Original Poster

lil_tiger;4386235

i really dont see the point of these...



LOL Neither do I...thats why they are so funny!

Is there a nip in the air? Make your nippleS permanently erect by wearing our false nipples, worn under a tight fitting top ensures you are pert in the hottest surroundings. Adheres easily to your skin, a little moisture secures them in place. Re-usable.

i would feel a right t*t buying these

Was about to vote HOT but the poor to average reviews put me off including:

"Nipple is too small , Doesnt make any difference , The idea was to have larger nipples"

Enough said :thumbsup:

can you get the "football boot studs" model

clondikemike;4386249

i would feel a right t*t buying these



Please leave the shop assistants alone - look but do not touch!

you have to order over £35 to get free p&p so p&p to be added

professor yaffle;4386253

Was about to vote HOT but the poor to average reviews put me off … Was about to vote HOT but the poor to average reviews put me off including:"Nipple is too small , Doesnt make any difference , The idea was to have larger nipples"Enough said :thumbsup:



I thought the idea was to put the polymer based nipples over an article of clothing such as a bra in order to give the impression of larger bazoons.:)

These for men or women?

You could stick 'em on your arm to confuse your suckling baby for a larf.:)

Hey liam. How did you find them?

Bet you were looking for this in reallity, weren't you?

http://www.annsummers.com/wcsstore/AnnSummers/images/AnnSummers/ASPRODUCT_IMAGES/18BSNCAS1018_M.jpg

Original Poster

rizla01;4386276

These for men or women?



Mate i think they are good for both genders. I am tempted to put it on my forehead next halloween and go as that alien from doctor who!

lil_tiger;4386235

i really dont see the point of these...



I can see two points :-D

so this must be a buy one nip get one free

lil_tiger;4386235

i really dont see the point of these...



the point is the bit in the middle lol ;-)

tic-tacs or raisins are cheaper im sure....and im also sure even if the sight of erect nipples does it for a fella...the thought of them putting their hand up there to find summat sticky and plastic may be a bit of a turn off

lil_tiger;4386307

tic-tacs or raisins are cheaper im sure....and im also sure even if the … tic-tacs or raisins are cheaper im sure....and im also sure even if the sight of erect nipples does it for a fella...the thought of them putting their hand up there to find summat sticky and plastic may be a bit of a turn off



What if they reach up, and one falls off onto the floor :w00t:

Original Poster

lil_tiger;4386307

tic-tacs or raisins are cheaper im sure....and im also sure even if the … tic-tacs or raisins are cheaper im sure....and im also sure even if the sight of erect nipples does it for a fella...the thought of them putting their hand up there to find summat sticky and plastic may be a bit of a turn off



LOL Tic-tacs or raisins!? Have u ever seen nipples!

Polly_P;4386318

What if they reach up, and one falls off onto the floor :w00t:



or they end up in the wrong place....like half way down your tummy or something or if someone puts em...well...higher than theirs to give the impression gravity doesnt exist...then it is cold so they have 4 'tictacs' its just askin for trouble!

Original Poster

Can't believe some people are voting these cold! They are already erect nipples! give them a break

Liam5170;4386327

LOL Tic-tacs or raisins!? Have u ever seen nipples!



well i have 2 of my own...the lads i used to hang round with used to refer to 'erect nipples' as smuggling tic-tacs or smuggling raisins...

Liam5170;4386383

Can't believe some people are voting these cold! They are already erect … Can't believe some people are voting these cold! They are already erect nipples! give them a break



The colder the better :-D :thumbsup:

lil_tiger;4386389

well i have 2 of my own...the lads i used to hang round with used to … well i have 2 of my own...the lads i used to hang round with used to refer to 'erect nipples' as smuggling tic-tacs or smuggling raisins...




You're funny :), haha @ 4 nipples too :-D

Liam5170;4386383

Can't believe some people are voting these cold! They are already erect … Can't believe some people are voting these cold! They are already erect nipples! give them a break



Heat added - mind you will that stop them being erect? :thumbsup:

Polly_P;4386432

You're funny :), haha @ 4 nipples too :-D



thanks...:p

These are from the Heather Mills Honeymoon Collection

Spotted this as well for £6 http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8085/04skhuas1003tvf4.jpg

what do i do with my real ones then?

lol.......

Voted HOT as I'm ROFLMAO

And here was me thinking that women went to great lengths to avoid the 'coat hanger' effect in public.

Banned

whilst some may mock, these are a great find. I lost my nipples in a drunken 'peg' incident a few years ago. These will complete me.

These are perfect if you want to go to a fancy dress party as the baddie Scaramanga from James Bond.:-D

voted cold due to false advertising

springbrucesteen;4386256

can you get the "football boot studs" model



I'm a Scammel wheel nuts or chapel hat pegs man myself :thumbsup:

OMG! What a laugh! I wonder how many of these they sell :whistling:

Voting cold.......

wrong colour :x

Lad's you could stick these on the ends of balloons for a more authentic look...!!!

Hahaha Lol

1st man that has four nipples

i really dont think they'd attach to my skin!

Just use the window suckers from those awful 'baby on board' signs!!!
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