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FALSE NIPPLES (YES...YOU READ CORRECTLY) £8 to £2.00 @ Ann Summers (P&P £3.50 if order under £35 otherwise free if spending £35)
FALSE NIPPLES (YES...YOU READ CORRECTLY)  £8 to £2.00 @ Ann Summers (P&P £3.50 if order under £35 otherwise free if spending £35)

FALSE NIPPLES (YES...YOU READ CORRECTLY) £8 to £2.00 @ Ann Summers (P&P £3.50 if order under £35 otherwise free if spending £35)

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I saw this posted a couple ofmonths ago by Liam5170 which has been reduced by a further 50p and realised it was my duty to post it again. What more can I say...False nipples.... the classic aphrodisiac! I can't believe I have never thought of it! And also, just incase you have lost one in a freak nipple accident, Ann Summers has the solution, in fact, they have two! BARGAIN! I wish I had a picture next to this post but check the site for a view

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Is there a nip in the air? Make your nippleS permanently erect by wearing our false nipples, worn under a tight fitting top ensures you are pert in the hottest surroundings. Adheres easily to your skin, a little moisture secures them in place. Re-usable.

Why o why o why.

Heat and Rep added. And also considering these for myself........im a bloke.

Thanks for the pointer!

Ooohh, look what I've done! I've posted a deal for false nipples! Yes, false nipples!
How funny is that?

Original Poster

why has this been expired?

deek72;5059564

Ooohh, look what I've done! I've posted a deal for false nipples! Yes, … Ooohh, look what I've done! I've posted a deal for false nipples! Yes, false nipples! How funny is that?



Better than some of the ^^^ CRAP ^^^ that gets posted here :roll:

[COLOR="Red"]1020[/COLOR] last time it was posted : hotukdeals.com/ite…tl/

I don't see the point?:oops:

Original Poster

please can a mod un-expire this please

just stuff a peanut down

Can you imagine if one slipped by accident!! You'd get some very strange looks.

On a serious note, I used to date a girl with inverted nipples, so they'd be good for her. She'd get the point!!

Perfect for my Scaramanga outfit!

Now it's un-expired................HOT +9 from me

amazing what some people say in jest dont relise can offend. my mum actually has lost a nipple in a boiling kettle incident.

but anyway i think these are mad, jlo employs a nipple twaeker though so must be sexy to some i guess

my heat made it a round 100. im proud of that lol

Be fun to stick a couple on your back

. . .

deek72;5059564

Ooohh, look what I've done! I've posted a deal for false nipples! Yes, … Ooohh, look what I've done! I've posted a deal for false nipples! Yes, false nipples!How funny is that?



these hilarious deals always seem to go red hot because they're just so damn hilarious. I'm in stitches.

:thumbsup: great for party games..stick em on and play hoopla

woooh nipples

Perhaps I could make Mallrats 2 with these?

if people vote for this to be hot. you should be removed by a spanking of one of the moderators

hahahaha

£1 a nipple?

Maybe someone with inverted nipples would like them or maybe someone who has had part of there breast removed because of cancer.

Heat added for those who, unhappy with only two nipples can now go out with four. Or six.

Is there only the one size or is there a choice between Blind Cobblers Thumbs & Chapel Hatpeg sizes?

mummyspam1985;5060227

amazing what some people say in jest dont relise can offend. my mum … amazing what some people say in jest dont relise can offend. my mum actually has lost a nipple in a boiling kettle incident.



Oh dear. I am a bad person, but here goes...

I would suggest that the incident wouldn't have occurred if your mum had chosen to boil the water, rather than the kettle... :whistling:

There. I've said it. I'll get my coat...

Thankgod they are available, my real ones just fell off

Banned

i own these, ladies you be surprised how easily you can get round your boss with these on under a tight shirt

will they double as man boobs!

the miserable lot need to pipe down

it's boring seeing people constantly vote HD-DVD players, PS1 consoles and copies of Fifa 04 as "hot" as they are "good value"

mummyspam1985;5060227

but anyway i think these are mad, jlo employs a nipple twaeker though so … but anyway i think these are mad, jlo employs a nipple twaeker though so must be sexy to some i guess



I never saw the advert for that job!!

mummyspam1985;5060227

amazing what some people say in jest dont relise can offend. my mum … amazing what some people say in jest dont relise can offend. my mum actually has lost a nipple in a boiling kettle incident. but anyway i think these are mad, jlo employs a nipple twaeker though so must be sexy to some i guess



Anything has the potential to affect someone at any time, no point worrying about it really.

Either way, as an item these aren't exactly hilarious. Same as every other sex-related item on here that everyone votes hot because of the 'humour' in the thread. Fair enough if it was actually funny rather than some crap attempt at in your end-o.

Bah, cold from me as they don't come in my size... j/k

Banned

Ho ho, nipples are slightly rude.

Nipples! Tee hee hee.











Willy!

Why would you want to permanently look cold?

FilthAndFurry;5060914

Ho ho, nipples are slightly rude.Nipples! Tee hee hee.Willy!



^boob^

Bet you'd feel a right tit wearing these !!

amazing what some people say in jest dont relise can offend. my mum … amazing what some people say in jest dont relise can offend. my mum actually has lost a nipple in a boiling kettle incident.



Is that actually true? If it is, why did you feel the need to tell us ?

petermerritt;5061091

Is that actually true? If it is, why did you feel the need to tell us ?



Obviously a sore point....

I like to keep abreast of the latest hotukdeals
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