Farmfoods 50% off Page Moss
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Farmfoods 50% off Page Moss

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Found 5th Feb 2015
It's goin' absolutely MAD over there. Bacon joints are flying everywhere, garden Peas are being launched at old pensioners heads, I even saw a couple of Scallywags throwing another man (Who beat them to the Jam Rolls), in an open top freezer. (Sorry, I couldn't get my phone out quick enough). I even heard some old mare scream as she was barged out of the way to get to the toilet rolls. She called this young tracksuit wearing woman a 'Beaut'. It was boss.

There is a tonne of stock being sold off 50% off as they are closing the store down and moving across the way.

My mother went over and got around £250's worth of food for... wait for it... £125. She had to get my sister to pick her up. They both had to wear gloves to transport the swag.

Anyhow, I saw last night that Farmfoods workers were emptying the store out and placing 50% off signs outside the door. I thought I'd get there early to beat the crowds, but there were plenty of others there. I'm pretty much thinking half of the stock will end up on eBay tomorrow. (Local Pickup only, obviously)

If you're in the area get over there before someone gets their legs pulled off and stuffed in a freezer. Ben and Jerry's ice creams, Walls Vienetta's, Fridge Snacks, Orange Juice, Fresh creamy Milk from... some farm... Plenty of great deals to be had.

Now we're just left with the problem of where to put it all.

Edit: Fairly certain there are some bitters on here who just don't like to see people getting a bargain, so they vote cold so that others mightn't see it and get the same bargain.

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As its farm foods who typically sell frozen goods I voted cold, wouldn't want your icecream to melt.

Original Poster

thelaine

As its farm foods who typically sell frozen goods I voted cold, wouldn't … As its farm foods who typically sell frozen goods I voted cold, wouldn't want your icecream to melt.



Ha! - This is funny because it's ironic and witty, it plays on the whole Frozen food/Cold thing - I've seen posts like this in the past and they're funny.

Well done dear!

Page Moss?
I thought it was 50% off Kate Moss!
That would put her around the 4 1/2 stone mark.

shauno1

Ha! - This is funny because it's ironic and witty, it plays on the whole … Ha! - This is funny because it's ironic and witty, it plays on the whole Frozen food/Cold thing - I've seen posts like this in the past and they're funny. :D:D:DWell done dear!



(_;) I just wanted to continue the side splitting hilarity of the opening post.

Original Poster

thelaine

(_;) I just wanted to continue the side splitting hilarity of the opening … (_;) I just wanted to continue the side splitting hilarity of the opening post.



Hahaha, if you want side splitting hilarity. Get over there - There is nothing funnier than seeing two old Scouse women fight over a bit of hard meat.

Wish I had my phone, it's like Beirut over there.
Edited by: "shauno1" 5th Feb 2015

Cool story bro

Have no idea where Page Moss is, but hot for the entertainment!

Original Poster

It's been nearly 3 hours and my Mum is still trying to empty her chest freezer to get stuff in.

Peas are being thrown away... Chickens are being defrosted and Carte Chanel ice cream is being thrown out.

My mother went over and got around £250's worth of food for... wait for … My mother went over and got around £250's worth of food for... wait for it... £125.



Could have got a further £12.50 saving using their 10% off vouchers farmfoods.co.uk/Vou…php

Grannyso your not missing out on much! And kate moss and page moss have alot in common!

Haha, the description made me laugh!! I wondered what was going on, the que was out the door when I drive past this morning!!!

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jem1609

Haha, the description made me laugh!! I wondered what was going on, the … Haha, the description made me laugh!! I wondered what was going on, the que was out the door when I drive past this morning!!!



I went over before and the place is bare. There are Police now there doing forensics. Looks like a scene out of Lord of the Rings.

heat given so funny reading need a laugh tonight

Original Poster

tigglyboo

heat given so funny reading need a laugh tonight



Glad I could help dear.
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