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Fartaphone - RRP: £5.99 only £2.49 Plus Quidco + Free Delivery @ Play
Fartaphone -  RRP: £5.99 only £2.49 Plus Quidco + Free Delivery @ Play

Fartaphone - RRP: £5.99 only £2.49 Plus Quidco + Free Delivery @ Play

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With fathers day just around the corner I thought this could go down a treat! I know my kids will be as delighted with this pocket money priced item as their father.

Other fart machines are for wimps and losers. With the Fartaphone you are not limited to the same pre-recorded sounds played endlessly over and over again. With the fartaphone, all creative discretion is left to the user! A small digital recorder allows you to record your own trumpet tune. Excellent for general merriment or serious blowing off competitions! No longer are your proudest explosions lost forever!

9 Comments

Some fathers just simply do not need such a device in my experience - but still could be fun at work - Heat added

Banned

sad, v ery sad

no wonder we have such a sick society

voted cold

Tara Pinkerton;5439398

no wonder we have such a sick society



A bit harsh, no?

A sick society? Take a look around. You're posting on a site where consumerism and materialism is almost a religion.

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Pokey;5439980
A bit harsh, no?

A sick society? Take a look around. You're posting on a site where consumerism and materialism is almost a religion.



err ... there's a difference between buying something useful and practical and buying an embarrassing pile of junk


Excellent for general merriment or serious blowing off competitions! No longer are your proudest explosions lost forever!


surprises me that in the middle of a full blown recession/credit crunch where money is supposedly tight that people are prepared to throw their cash away on crap like this

Tara Pinkerton;5439398

sad, v ery sad no wonder we have such a sick society voted cold



Get a life :thinking:

A small digital recorder allows you to record your own trumpet tune - The kids will love it :thumbsup:

HEAT & REP :-D

Tara Pinkerton;5439398
sad, v ery sad

no wonder we have such a sick society

voted cold


Pokey;5439980
A bit harsh, no?

A sick society? Take a look around. You're posting on a site where consumerism and materialism is almost a religion.


Tara Pinkerton;5440189
err ... there's a difference between buying something useful and practical and buying an embarrassing pile of junk


Excellent for general merriment or serious blowing off competitions! No longer are your proudest explosions lost forever!


surprises me that in the middle of a full blown recession/credit crunch where money is supposedly tight that people are prepared to throw their cash away on crap like this


You complain of a sick society, and yet your avatar is of a young woman in her underwear :?

Tara Pinkerton;5440189

surprises me that in the middle of a full blown recession/credit crunch … surprises me that in the middle of a full blown recession/credit crunch where money is supposedly tight that people are prepared to throw their cash away on crap like this



There's at least two fart jokes in that sentence whether you like it or not.

dare say the avatar is not Miss Pinkerton then !! maybe a Mary Whitehouse look-a-like ???

lighten up Tara !!!

Aye... It's a bit of a bloomin' chuckle for crying out loud.

As Botty burps are usually quite warm, so I add heat to the deal!
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