Father Christmas Needs A Wee (Book) - Nicholas Allan only £3.95 (with voucher) + Free Delivery @ Zavvi
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Father Christmas Needs A Wee (Book) - Nicholas Allan only £3.95 (with voucher) + Free Delivery @ Zavvi

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Found 29th Nov 2009Made hot 30th Nov 2009
Thought this looked like a fun and quirky present for little 'uns this Christmas

Only just released

'Father Christmas needs a wee. He's been drinking drinks since half past three ...' At each different house that he visits Father Christmas drinks and eats all the goodies left out for him. Before long he really, really, really needs a wee. So much so that he even forgets to leave the presents behind. But he dashes back, delivers all the pressies and flies home at high speed to avoid an embarassing accident ...there's just one tiny problem ...he's lost his house key! Find out what happens and whether Father Christmas ever gets to relieve himself in this brilliant and fabulously funny counting book from the talented author/illustrator Nicholas Allan.

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7 Comments

This sounds brill,wouldnt mind reading it myself!!!:w00t::santa:

andywedge;7045353

At each different house that he visits Father Christmas [COLOR="Red"]1. … At each different house that he visits Father Christmas [COLOR="Red"]1. drinks and eats all the goodies left out for him[/COLOR]. [COLOR="red"]2. Before long he really, really, really needs a wee.[/COLOR] So much so that he even [COLOR="red"]3..forgets to leave the presents behind[/COLOR]. But he dashes back, delivers all the pressies and [COLOR="red"]4. flies home at high speed to avoid an embarassing accident [/COLOR]...there's just one tiny problem ...[COLOR="red"]5. he's lost his house key![/COLOR]


He has the following problems:
1. Alcoholism, obesity, drink sledeging :?
2. prostate problems :?
3. senile :?
4. possible incontinence, speeding :?
5. memory loss :?

Sounds like he really needs serious help. Book him in at the Docs ASAP

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Awesomeness big-boy ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

i thought this book would be fab and funny for the little man so looked in wh smiths and i have to say i wasnt impressed its about teaching them to count and i just didnt think the pages where set out well they where all mumble jumbled, i dont know it just wasnt what i expected had the opportunity to be a really good story book.

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keli;7047152

i thought this book would be fab and funny for the little man so looked … i thought this book would be fab and funny for the little man so looked in wh smiths and i have to say[COLOR="Red"] i wasnt impressed its about teaching them to count[/COLOR] and i just didnt think the pages where set out well they where all mumble jumbled, i dont know it just wasnt what i expected had the opportunity to be a really good story book.



Oh i dunno, I'd be impressed if my little man could count; and anything that helps him on that route with a bit of fun along the way is good IMO

keli;7047152

i thought this book would be fab and funny for the little man so looked … i thought this book would be fab and funny for the little man so looked in wh smiths and i have to say i wasnt impressed its about teaching them to count and i just didnt think the pages where set out well they where all mumble jumbled, i dont know it just wasnt what i expected had the opportunity to be a really good story book.



Think you should concentrate on your spelling before worrying about counting!! "i just didnt think the pages WERE set out well they WERE all mumble jumbled"!!

Sorry, couldn't resist mentioning!!

Heat added btw:santa:

This is 2.99 at the book people when used with free delv code. Also 10% off when using with code IS001
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