Father Ted - The Definitive Collection £17.91 + Free UK Delivery @DVD.CO.UK
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Father Ted - The Definitive Collection £17.91 + Free UK Delivery @DVD.CO.UK

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Found 12th Aug 2009Made hot 12th Aug 2009
Dougal: Can I stay up tonight to watch the scary film?

Ted: Ah, no no no. The last time you stayed up to watch a scary film you ended up having to sleep in my bed. I wouldn't mind, but it wasn't even a scary film.

Dougal: Come on, Ted. A Volkswagen with a mind of its own. If that isn't scary, I don't know what is.

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My Lovely Horse
Running through the.. field
Where are you going
With your fetlocks blowing
In the... wind

I want to shower you with sugar lumps
And ride you over...fences
I want to polish your hooves every single day
And bring you to the horse... dentist

My lovely horse
You're a pony no... more
Running around
With a man on your back
Like a train in the night
Like a train in the... (hang on I can get this)... night!

^^^^lol!

Go on,Go on,Go on,Go on,Go on,Go on,Go on,Go on,Go on,Go on,Go on... buy it

I've used them a few times no problems at all, it is 4p cheaper on their other site base.com]http//ww…htm btw

][COLOR=#003399]Father Ted[/COLOR]: That's right, Dougal. You see, ordinary shops sell what look like black socks, but if you look closely, you'll see that they're very, very, very, very, very, very, very dark blue.
][COLOR=#003399]Father Dougal[/COLOR]: That's true. I thought my Uncle Tommy was wearing black socks, but when I looked at them closely, they were just very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very dark blue.
][COLOR=#003399]Father Ted[/COLOR]: Never buy black socks from a normal shop.
[Whispers to Dougal]
][COLOR=#003399]Father Ted[/COLOR]: They shaft you every time!

thegroutch;6004095

anyone ever used this site, looks a bit dodgy to me



Site is fine.. been around for several years

[CENTER]EVENING - LIVING ROOM
(Father Fintan Stack)
(pulls out a cassette tape)
I want to listen to some music.

(Father Ted)
Oh, that's fine, you go ahead there.

(Father Fintan Stack)
I wasn't asking for permission.

LATER - TED'S BEDROOM
(Father Dougal)
G--, Ted, I've never met anyone like him anywhere. Who would he be like, Hitler or one of those mad fellas?

(Father Ted)
Oh, worse than Hitler! You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at three o'clock in the morning. [/CENTER]

(Two old ladies talking to Ted and Dougal outside the cinema)

Lady 1: Oh, we saw a great one a few weeks ago, The Crying Game.
Lady 2: Oh it was brilliant
Lady 1: Oh there was this great bit in it there was this girl, and then you find out it's not a girl but a man
Lady 2: 'Cause he got his lad out

okay, lets do this one last time - these are small but the ones out there are far away.

starsparkle2311;6006886

Down with this sort of thing!!!!:p


Careful now!

Anybody know if this boxset includes the hilarious Xmas special?
"... it's Ireland's biggest lingerie department, so I understand..."

Roger Irrelevant;6008170

Careful now!Anybody know if this boxset includes the hilarious Xmas … Careful now!Anybody know if this boxset includes the hilarious Xmas special?"... it's Ireland's biggest lingerie department, so I understand..."

Definitely mate; this is the 'Definitive Collection!' :thumbsup:

slipd
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