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Enid Blyton Adult Fantastic 5 books £7.99 each +£2.99 del @ Firebox
Found 23rd OctFound 23rd Oct
Enid Blyton Fantastic 5 books for grown ups. £7.99 @ Firebox.com A great Spoof adult version of the much loved children's counterparts. Titles include Five at the Christmas par… Read more

£3.99 with free delivery at Book Depository. Also buy one get one half price in whsmith.
Edited by: "jeffsmaw" 23rd Oct

expired, misleading.

...and they are all way cheaper on Amazon!!!

Very very misleading title and just not a deal! COLD

Saw these in Tesco, a few of the titles were 2 for £4
A must for beer lovers - Fizzics Waytap £116.99 delivered @ Firebox
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Found 18th SepFound 18th Sep
Fizzics waytap simply best way to enjoy a beer & in my opinion as good or better than draft. fits 330 ml cans/bottles & 500ml cans and also a few 500ml bottles. 10% off at … Read more
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fedex140114 h, 29 m ago

For those people who drink more ale than is good for them. You would have …For those people who drink more ale than is good for them. You would have to have had a skinful to buy it at this price!:{ Those who know know 😃

For those people who drink more ale than is good for them. You would have to have had a skinful to buy it at this price!:{

Added Heat as I like the idea of this but would never buy one not even if it was £29.99

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32019371-jfstv.jpgBeautiful export guiness,didn't quite get the head right on this one lol BUT the texture taste & mouthfeel for a bottle is WOW

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32019351-IK44x.jpgGuinness poured from an 80p can of non widget guiness & again knocks the surger & the price of the cans for the surger out the ball park
Edited by: "BigCheeseGlenni" 18th Sep
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Sushi Socks! Now you REALLY want some.....£11.98 Delivered @ Firebox
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Found 3rd Dec 2016Found 3rd Dec 2016
I never wanted sushi socks 'till I saw them. They aren't especially cheap but they look great....

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Tylluan

This is a site for hot deals, not cute things you saw. You're looking for … This is a site for hot deals, not cute things you saw. You're looking for Pinterest.



Sorry. I thought that it was SockUkdeals.com!

Quite expensive for socks. You could get a stress sausage for a lot less

http://i.imgur.com/m5ddqsF.gif

This is a site for hot deals, not cute things you saw. You're looking for Pinterest.

Omg... that's each! £39.99 for the collection... insane!!

Random.... as long as you don't start eating your own feet You'll be alright
The World's Most Expensive Hoover! - £800000 @ Firebox
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Found 13th Oct 2016Found 13th Oct 2016
This is defo Christmas sorted for the Mrs as she's been asking for one of these for ages.....

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Dysons are a bit sheet I think

Robiesanta

Is this a Dyson? No. Nuff sa#id.



Have you tried your Dyson against a Kirby machine? No comparison. I use a Dyson for a quick run around but if I want to get carpets really clean its the Kirby every time

Is this a Dyson? No. Nuff sa#id.

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Let's do that then....

Smallprint excludes it from 30 day no quibble return, but can't be excluded from right to review and return under distance selling regs.
GIANT Gummi Bear 2.3kg £34.99 [Compulsory CrapWrap giftwrap - £3.99] @ Firebox
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Thought this was fun. - 2.3kg of sweet sugary delirium - That's what 6,120 calories looks like - 1,400x the size of a regular puny gummi bear - Keeping dentists in business sin… Read more

OMG, this is brilliant! Can't think I'd actually buy one, but now I know they exist! Have some heat

Rotting teeth

Will you two stop saying "gummi" so much?

yummy yummy yummy i got gummi in my tummy

Gimme Gimme Gimme some gummy gummy gummy bears X)
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Gotta catch 'em all! Giant STDs Plushies £8.99ea (£12.94 Delivered) @ Firebox
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If you are going to catch an STD, it might as well be soft, stuffed and adorable! Based upon their microscopic counterparts, these Giant STDs are the ideal venereal critters to sp… Read more
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Most of these are available on Amazon for £7.95 plus p+p (eligible for free Prime delivery).

you need to pre order Herpes

thought this would be a hukd pick by now

what were you searching for when you came across these lol?

Cold. Cheaper to buy direct from the company that makes these. Giant Microbes. They have 100's of different options now, from Brain cells to Zika virus and including all the STD options listed here.

http://www.giantmicrobes.com/uk/

£7.95 + £3.11 postage = £11.06 for one of the 'STD' range.
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The Hot Tug. The sailable hot tub £30000.00 @ Firebox
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What more could you want for an English summer (!) than a floating hot tub. Take 7 of your mates cruising (!) in this electric powered hot tub vessel complete with life jackets and… Read more

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I just ordered 6

Ahoy there, Shiver me timbers and all hands on deck. I won't part with my Pieces of eight, Walk the plank you Scallywags.

omerfaraz

Are the mates included?



Seamen are always included with a hot tug.

£30k for a tug? Depends who's doing it I suppose..

spatter

Yes. They are shipmates...



​seamen.
Deal? Not so sure! Star Trek: Original Series Bluetooth Communicator. Free Delivery £119.95 Firebox
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Found 25th Jun 2016Found 25th Jun 2016
Introducing the ultimate Star Trek prop replica collectable Make and receive phone calls like a bona fide Starfleet commander Handset pairs with your mobile phone via Bluetooth 3D-… Read more
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democracy for the people who could be bothered to vote. 28f the populace don't count. so was 52%

jamesjrl

​democracy always leads to chaos, clearly /s


Wasnt aware a 36% win was democracy

northwales

​just through your idiotic comments.



Oh and I love you too darling! XXX
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VDisillusioned

I'm surprised anyone would sleep through such interesting times.



​just through your idiotic comments.

northwales

​zzzzzzzzxx



I'm surprised anyone would sleep through such interesting times.
HYPERLIP Show us your #gumface £12.24 delivered @ Firebox. com
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Found 29th Apr 2016Found 29th Apr 2016
Let this set of wearable lips transform your face into an art project This bizarrely beautiful contraption reshuffles your smirk Conceived by French designer Sascha Nordmeyer Tu… Read more

Ordered - thanks OP...

http://astarmathsandphysics.com/blog/paulsmith/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2014/06/wpid-miliband-wallace.jpg.jpeg

Got me one... #GumFace #WatseofMoney #WorldGoneMad

http://www.therabreath.com/images/research/gum-disease.jpg

You put it where.... oO

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SPHERO BB-8 Droid  - £110.49 @ Firebox
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Found 5th Apr 2016Found 5th Apr 2016
Reduced price on Firebox, limited time only.

Rodders89

​sell me it for £60



​haha I'll pass mate.

mikegrath

I used mine twice...



​sell me it for £60

Standard price. Not a deal.

I used mine twice...

£108.99 on Amazon
Netflix And Grill - 21st Century TV Dinner - £12.99 delivered @ Firebox
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DESCRIPTION Netflix and Chill – what started out as innocently curling up on the sofa and tucking into a bit of 'Breaking Bad' has beautifully metamorphosed into a euphemism for ca… Read more

qwerta369

Yes. They were available only for one day. Really.


Some days I'd like Aprils Fools day to be longer - the gag products and services are great to sift through. Then again. wouldn't nearly be as much fun I think if it wasn't condensed to a single day!

jsty3105

Deal no longer available ;p Pity it was one day only


Yes. They were available only for one day. Really.

Deal no longer available ;p Pity it was one day only
Edited by: "jsty3105" 2nd Apr 2016

ili

April foooooooools hahahahahapahapahhahahahpaha.



Well done captain obvious

Hilarious
Virtual Reality Headset £14.99 @ FireBox
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Normally £29.99 now £14.99 (50% Off) While stock lasts. Can't afford the more expensive VR headset. This is for you...

ChrisUK

What's this like in reality ? Do you need specific apps on your phone to … What's this like in reality ? Do you need specific apps on your phone to run a separate picture for each eye ? Just thinking about watching movies etc




ChrisUK

What's this like in reality ? Do you need specific apps on your phone to … What's this like in reality ? Do you need specific apps on your phone to run a separate picture for each eye ? Just thinking about watching movies etc




I will let you know when i receive it tomorrow! There are plenty of apps available though... VRSE & JauntVR are really good. I believe you need to select SBS option for viewing videos on youtube etc and there are special media players available for normal content..

geforce

I went for this … I went for this http://www.amazon.co.uk/Baofeng-Virtual-Reality-Goggles-Glasses/dp/B01BRCY46U/ref=sr_1_2?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1458214497&sr=1-2&keywords=mojingComparable quality (and cheaper) than the Gear VR , plus it works with iphone and a free controller. I have just returned one of the cheaper headsets as the field of view was terrible, not immersive at all. with something like this your get near 100 degrees instead of 50/60.



What's this like in reality ? Do you need specific apps on your phone to run a separate picture for each eye ? Just thinking about watching movies etc

I went for this http://www.amazon.co.uk/Baofeng-Virtual-Reality-Goggles-Glasses/dp/B01BRCY46U/ref=sr_1_2?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1458214497&sr=1-2&keywords=mojing

Comparable quality (and cheaper) than the Gear VR , plus it works with iphone and a free controller. I have just returned one of the cheaper headsets as the field of view was terrible, not immersive at all. with something like this your get near 100 degrees instead of 50/60.


Edited by: "geforce" 17th Mar 2016

If he's into gadgets, they are a good bit of fun. Short term maybe, but I'd be pleased if I got one instead of an egg!

robodan918

many many reviews for the cheaper headsets state the obvious: it's just … many many reviews for the cheaper headsets state the obvious: it's just google cardboard but made of plastic. It's more of a novelty than something you'll use more than a few times. Waste of money. If you have an Samsung Note 5 or S6/S7 you can get the Gear VR which goes for ~60 on ebay now. Much better spend



Thanks for that, I though as much to be honest, the reviews on Firebox dont seem too bad but Google disagrees... I think Ill wait til his birthday and treat him to the better one :)......
Edited by: "steveysgirl" 17th Mar 2016
EDIBLE ANUS "It's not Terry's, it's mine" £9.24 delivered from Firebox.com
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Give them a present from the heart of your bottom The perfect tongue-in-cheek gift Belgian chocolate, British anus. Tasteless, yet absolutely delicious Well-loved by Graham Nort… Read more

I thought self promition was not allowed?

Pateo

I'm not AR**D either way just had some idol time, bumming about



lol

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jellybomb1980

At the risk of getting more freezing votes, do not put anything from … At the risk of getting more freezing votes, do not put anything from firebox on as a deal. There is some great stuff, but nothing on the site is worthy price to be on here... Unless you own firebox?


I'm not AR**D either way just had some idol time, bumming about

better than any offering from Cadbury.

Pateo



At the risk of getting more freezing votes, do not put anything from firebox on as a deal. There is some great stuff, but nothing on the site is worthy price to be on here... Unless you own firebox?
BIKE BALLS Scrotally Awesome   £23.94 delivered from Firebox.com
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Boost your visibility and add some humour to the daily commute A swaying silicone ball sack that emits a bright red glow Attaches effortlessly to your bicycle seat rail Turn the… Read more

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TBC15

Can’t see how this is a hot deal, I get exactly the same affect with a t … Can’t see how this is a hot deal, I get exactly the same affect with a tin of day-glow paint and an old pair of M&S underware. According to the local constabulary they are highly visible.


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Can’t see how this is a hot deal, I get exactly the same affect with a tin of day-glow paint and an old pair of M&S underware. According to the local constabulary they are highly visible.

Pateo

I use lights on my bike and would certainly be up for a laugh with bike … I use lights on my bike and would certainly be up for a laugh with bike balls at the right price! X)



But the right price isnt £24.

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jouster

Lol. Don't hold me that. But his sort of item isn't exactly in high … Lol. Don't hold me that. But his sort of item isn't exactly in high demand. Sensible and serious cyclists wouldn't be seen dead with this on their bikes. And the types that would use this probably don't bother with lights at all


I use lights on my bike and would certainly be up for a laugh with bike balls at the right price! X)

greysquaill

Are they available in blue?


Only in the winter and they dont sway, they freeze in position
IMMERSE VIRTUAL REALITY HEADSET £17.99 @ Firebox
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Got these I paid £30 for them good laugh and work we IMMERSE VIRTUAL REALITY HEADSET Through the looking glass  A high-quality and affordable foray into the world of Virtual Rea… Read more

Ive got this one and its a really good intro to VR and loads of free apps on Google Play, the nose bit needs a bit of padding though easily rectified, paid more for mine about a year ago so good deal.
**** Hell Austrian Lager - £14.99 for 10 @ Firebox
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**** Hell. ****. Hell. This reassuringly foul-mouthed beer takes its fruity name from a small Austrian village known as ****, whilst the word 'Hell' is a term for 'pale beer' use… Read more
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What a bunch of miserable, old, pompous ****... Chill the f*** out and have a beer.

I'll buy some when **** hell freezes over.

Oh my...even Bear Grylls would turn his nose up at this stuff. Branded for 14 year old play ground thugs.

£1.49 for a 330ml bottle...... no chance.

Yawn. What a boring and unnecessary branding. Beer for idiots.
Up to 60% off at Firebox for Black Friday
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Up to 60% off selected items at Firebox.

absolute drivel in their black Friday deals!

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NuffinisFree

anyone any ideas how much delivey is? just after a stocking filler so … anyone any ideas how much delivey is? just after a stocking filler so its small



Standard delivery is £2.25 by the looks.

anyone any ideas how much delivey is? just after a stocking filler so its small

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barneystuta

Curious to see what is in the 'Black Box' and I bet a lot of what is on … Curious to see what is in the 'Black Box' and I bet a lot of what is on 60% off will be included in it.http://www.firebox.com/product/7397/The-Black-Box


I wondered that too.. but I don't feel like laying down that much money to satisfy my curiosity

Curious to see what is in the 'Black Box' and I bet a lot of what is on 60% off will be included in it.

firebox.com/pro…Box
Bored of your Brompton? Then buy this 24 carat gold racing bike. I did! - £250,000 @ Firebox
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I spotted this whilst I was looking for a diamond encrusted collar for my crocodile (he's called Sherman). It looks lovely and quite practical from the pictures. It's quite descret… Read more

You could get two bromptons for that money!

You'd have to be careful what pedals you put on. You wouldn't want to make it look tacky!!!!

Better off with a well known brand...
Not voting either way, waiting for an expert.

Edited by: "neal" 24th Nov 2015

In all seriousness, this is just a standard bike with about £10 worth of gold plating on it. They didn't even bother glueing diamonds to it.

£250,000 and it doesn't even come with pedals... Cold
Baby Mop £29.99 Firebox
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* Transform your aimless crawling baby into a cleaning machine * Save tons of money on house-cleaning costs * A soft and cosy onesie made from 100% cotton * Also very effective if … Read more

Missed a bit

Banned

It's kind of expensive, baby looks so cute in this though. X)

Child labour is illegal...lol

m.ad

Have one of these "baby" things (without the mop attachment). They create … Have one of these "baby" things (without the mop attachment). They create more mess than they clean, plus they need changing every few hours - leave it for too long and my God, you'll know about it. Tried to get rid of it but have been told you have to keep it for at least 18 years, and even when it finally does go you still have to pay maintenance costs!Babies are NOT hot deals. Quite the opposite!



I found a man twelve years ago to sort this. PM me. Tell no one.

Cold! How do you rinse it,without the baby getting wet. Too much faffing.