Fly to Johannesburg, South Africa from just £259 return (more dates) - Holiday Pirates
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Fly to Johannesburg, South Africa from just £259 return (more dates) - Holiday Pirates

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Found 8th FebMade hot 8th Feb
If you're up for a safari adventure, check out these bargain flights to Johannesburg, South Africa flying from Dublin with Aer Lingus and British Airways and these fares include bags, meals and drinks onboard too
Available dates in October and November this year and some dates earlier in the year (February, March and September) too ... but fares this hot won't be around for long so grab a bargain whilst you can! This is a possible error fare as the base fare is £0 - wait until your booking is confirmed before doing anything further!

27th feb -27th March also @ £268 pp

55 Comments

Voted HOT for price, but the South African accent goes right through me. I can't stand it.

MCGONIS

Voted HOT for price, but the South African accent goes right through me. … Voted HOT for price, but the South African accent goes right through me. I can't stand it.


take headphones with you

archer1204

take headphones with you


No, it's when you get there

MCGONIS

No, it's when you get there


exactly

archer1204

exactly


Agreed. Try phoning very.co.uk or Littlewoods.com
You will NEVER visit this country.

MCGONIS

Agreed. Try phoning very.co.uk or Littlewoods.comYou will NEVER visit … Agreed. Try phoning very.co.uk or Littlewoods.comYou will NEVER visit this country.


Also Vodafone as well they have moved some of their complaint department there but the lady was extremely helpful and professional

MCGONIS

Voted HOT for price, but the South African accent goes right through me. … Voted HOT for price, but the South African accent goes right through me. I can't stand it.


What is a South African accent as I lived there for quite a few years and as there are 11 languages in South Africa I wouldnt say there was a South African accent per se but if you are referring to Afrikaans it makes more sense though I actually like it.

fly to south Africa, get mugged, fly home.

I forgot, they took your passport. your not getting home so quick.

fireman1

fly to south Africa, get mugged, fly home.


Wondered how long the stupid would take.

MCGONIS

Voted HOT for price, but the South African accent goes right through me. … Voted HOT for price, but the South African accent goes right through me. I can't stand it.



​ah cume on bru...... what do you mean hey....

Beautiful country! Well worth a visit.

Are there any safari parks in Joberg?

rhinopaul

but if you are referring to Afrikaans



That is NOT what I am referring to. Don't turn this into something about race. My comments were about accent. (the one that gives the heeby jeebies)



Edited by: "MCGONIS" 8th Feb

MCGONIS

That is NOT what I am referring to. Don't turn this into something about … That is NOT what I am referring to. Don't turn this into something about race. My comments were about accent. (the one that gives the heeby jeebies)



Afrikaans is a LANGUAGE! How do you bring race into it?

This made us laugh - someone clearly doesn't know the difference between Afrikaans and Africans!

Banned

mail-stephens

This made us laugh - someone clearly doesn't know the difference between … This made us laugh - someone clearly doesn't know the difference between Afrikaans and Africans!


I'm laughing hard too

mail-stephens

This made us laugh - someone clearly doesn't know the difference between … This made us laugh - someone clearly doesn't know the difference between Afrikaans and Africans!


Someone knows the accent that is not nice.

Now now (_;)

MCGONIS

Voted HOT for price, but the South African accent goes right through me. … Voted HOT for price, but the South African accent goes right through me. I can't stand it.



​at least they speak proper English, unlike some of the indigenous poms.

rhinopaul

What is a South African accent as I lived there for quite a few years and … What is a South African accent as I lived there for quite a few years and as there are 11 languages in South Africa I wouldnt say there was a South African accent per se but if you are referring to Afrikaans it makes more sense though I actually like it.


ALTERNATE FACTS.

great price, but Jo'burg... murder capital of the world?! when I was there locals advised me never to go out at night, when things tend to take an ugly turn....

fireman1

fly to south Africa, get mugged, fly home.



​lmao

You'd be doing well if you got a flight to Cape Town for £600 with Thomas Cook, so this is a really great price as you can cheaply pick up London to dublin and joburg to Cape Town flights, but it would be a bit of a trek!!

I'd prefer to fly BA than Thomas Cook any day. At least BA offer free in flight entertainment. With Thomas Cook you have to pay for the headphones and then another charge for the very limited films that are fairly old and Netflix style (not the usual in-flight just out at the cinema films!).

sicklysweet

I'd prefer to fly BA than Thomas Cook any day. At least BA offer free in … I'd prefer to fly BA than Thomas Cook any day. At least BA offer free in flight entertainment. With Thomas Cook you have to pay for the headphones and then another charge for the very limited films that are fairly old and Netflix style (not the usual in-flight just out at the cinema films!).



Depends what planes BA use .Flew to Vegas from Heathrow and 747 was a relic ,everything about BA on that trip was extremely poor ,no better than Thomas Cook !!

stoney73

​at least they speak proper English, unlike some of the indigenous poms.



Could not agree more. It's amazing how perfect their English is in countries such as South Africa and India compared to us. I think part of it is we talk in slang more

Tempting. How much are ebola shots ?

Good price. Wonder if the comments could reflect that rather than bad humor or tasteless remarks?

MCGONIS

Voted HOT for price, but the South African accent goes right through me. … Voted HOT for price, but the South African accent goes right through me. I can't stand it.



​There are 11 official languages in SA - so which accent are you referring to? Numpty who'll miss out on travel for such a silly thing - they most probably think the same about your accent

Beautiful country, beautiful accents, lived there for 13 years and lived to tell the tale! Never got mugged once, yes it is dangerous if you are not careful. But like many other countries you have to have your wits about you.

haggisheid

Beautiful country, beautiful accents, lived there for 13 years and lived … Beautiful country, beautiful accents, lived there for 13 years and lived to tell the tale! Never got mugged once, yes it is dangerous if you are not careful. But like many other countries you have to have your wits about you.



Agreed. But I personally didn't take the step to live there with my family. Stunning country nonetheless

MCGONIS

That is NOT what I am referring to. Don't turn this into something about … That is NOT what I am referring to. Don't turn this into something about race. My comments were about accent. (the one that gives the heeby jeebies)


Sounds like you dont even know what you are referring to.I certainly dont especially now you are bringing race into it.
Every village must have one I guess.

Just booked direct with BA for £267 each, 17 days at the end of November! Great deal!!!
Also an amazing country, lived there for 4 years with no issues

"Get me Riggs!" , "Diplomatic Immunity"

Never fails to amuse me (usually in London) when I'm asked by a SA barman if I want "ice in my drink" and the accent makes it sound like slang for a backside.

But I digress, I love the accent and the place looks stunning. Can't fault the people either from my experience. Heat

powerbrick

Are there any safari parks in Joberg?


No but there's a bunny park...

powerbrick

Are there any safari parks in Joberg?



​The Kruger National Park isn't far from Jo'burg. It is a game reserve about the same size as Wales. South Africa is definitely a driving country, you'll need to hire a car.

Just don't stop at any lights you'll get car jacked or shot in the head. Robberies are rife and if you resist they will kill or injure you. If you want assisted dying this deal is hot....!

cmdr_elito

Just don't stop at any lights you'll get car jacked or shot in the head. … Just don't stop at any lights you'll get car jacked or shot in the head. Robberies are rife and if you resist they will kill or injure you. If you want assisted dying this deal is hot....!


Ive seen more going on in Toy Town than I ever did whilst living in South Africa. Having driven 1000's of miles through all different towns.
Just stop with this nonsense. Every city has it no go areas .
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