Franke Inset Squatting Pan £247.00 @ Screwfix
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Franke Inset Squatting Pan £247.00 @ Screwfix

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Found 30th Dec 2015Made hot 31st Dec 2015
Can't be bothered fitting an entire toilet? Always being told off for leaving the seat up? Want the thrill of a squat in the bushes, without the danger of being caught? Then you need the inset squatting pan.

After the success of the prison metal toilet I felt something a little more basic and easy to fit was in order. There are cheaper versions available, but nothing beats the feel of high quality stainless steel under your feet whilst you are squeezing one out.

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So funny. Oh, wait a minute, it's not funny in the slightest.

http://gillandtony.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Pedestal-squat-toilet.jpg

Save a few quid.

These will be oos quick

really should put some of these in at the gym, kill two birds with one stone...

used these all the time when living in china. all you needed was a bucket of water on standby to flush it after use.

the only downside was it really made reading a book in the loo difficult.:)

Experienced...does not end well if you can't stop laughing!!

Where is the deal! They have always been this price!

funny

How primitive.

Now I'm torn... This or the stainless steel normal toilet?!?!?!

Good for practice before a holiday in the middle east

Brianliptov

used these all the time when living in china. all you needed was a bucket … used these all the time when living in china. all you needed was a bucket of water on standby to flush it after use.the only downside was it really made reading a book in the loo difficult.:)


Just in case you want to read a book
http://www.birdsandblooms.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Chair-Planter-Garden-Project-Hole-280x420.jpg
Edited by: "Gitfinger" 30th Dec 2015

Save the £247 and nip over your garden fence and dig a hole in your neighbours veg patch and dunp in there instead.

You both win, you save money,they get free fertiliser (or e-coli)

bobbyarbogast

So funny. Oh, wait a minute, it's not funny in the slightest.



I bet you're a riot at parties....(_;)

Neo-uk

How primitive.


In many parts of Eastern Europe they are called Turkish toilets, due to the influence of the ottoman empire - whilst we in the west may consider them primitive, they are meant to be rather healthier as they prevent you from getting medical problems caused by excessive straining (Bottom is below knee height so restricts the amount of pressure ?).
I was on a number of merchant ships many years ago, and those with Indian crew had normal height toilets with footprints either side of the rim (In crew's quarters) , which served a similar purpose.

I'm surprised that so far there have been no obvious comments from certain religious/ethnic minorities who use these all the time - many are regular posters on here, so I would have expected some posts to counter the negative remarks ?

Original Poster

kamenitzabrit

In many parts of Eastern Europe they are called Turkish toilets, due to … In many parts of Eastern Europe they are called Turkish toilets, due to the influence of the ottoman empire.



And there's me thinking it was because of the bottyman empire!

These are a great idea if you have a bad stomach......laughable design

Considering it's designed for you to poo the way our bodies are designed to poo, it makes obvious sense to me. The sit down WCs we generally have in the UK are a rubbish design in comparison. Anyone who who can't see that must be backed up to the top of their skull. Easier to keep hygienically clean as well.

Cold. No HDMI.

Banned

backinstock

Save a few quid.



He's pooing in his shorts.

And its all gonna run down the outside of the loo.

Much more hygienic than a basic open sewer hole in the floor in your home surrounded by chrome (which you'll have to scrub the sheeeeet off).

It ain't gonna catch on in the UK unlike its popularity in the Middle East and France etc.

A flash in the Pan (_;)

Banned

lapland1982

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What's with the wellies and the waterhose?

altheowl

Where is the deal! They have always been this price!



Are you kidding? They've dropped a load!

backinstock

Save a few quid.

Please don't remind me how some people in some countries use the toilet... oO

Yay! More hilarious comedy posts.

This site is really going down the pan.

almost as funny as the last toilet post......

Spend a few pennies on this and you won't regret it!

Crap deal

Got one of these in my house

Is it USB 3.0 ?

Thats a lot of money for a load of c**p...
I'm disappointed that they don't deliver to N.Ireland for some reason

what download speeds are achievable?

They are very common in India and other countries in Asia
Best thing about them they are more hygienic as no part of ur body touches the seat and there is no water splashes on you.
Toilet seats in my personal opinion are more private then shared you walk into a restaurant toilet and yellow stains on seat.

I am now in the room we are talking about and with the experience from this session I want to ask: how it handles the big explosions? Or worse when you have a liquid blasts? Do you have to clean your feet after?

If u have children or in my case nieces and nephews before being toilet trained they used to go to the corner of the room and squat, obviously wearing nappies. We have them in my country and we have the English ones too. Got one in my work place too

deal_or_no_deal_

Cold. No HDMI.



No HD display either
Edited by: "DealWizard" 31st Dec 2015

jsty3105

Please don't remind me how some people in some countries use the … Please don't remind me how some people in some countries use the toilet... oO



Bearing in mind the number of immigrants now here, they're doing exactly that in this country as well ..... one of the features of immigration nobody talks about. (_;)

deal_or_no_deal_

Cold. No HDMI.



Or wifi connectivity... Therefore cold from me.

tariq3877

They are very common in India and other countries in AsiaBest thing about … They are very common in India and other countries in AsiaBest thing about them they are more hygienic as no part of ur body touches the seat and there is no water splashes on you.Toilet seats in my personal opinion are more private then shared you walk into a restaurant toilet and yellow stains on seat.



**** stained toilet seats are a quaint British tradition. LEAVE OUR TRADITIONS ALONE!!

we are being mislead about our health by these lagsuries of modern days. but squatting pans are the natural and healthy way of loosing our waste. science proofs it.look it up people.
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